Raleigh has a very nice butt, is the thing.

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

My biggest question is, what happens when Trump dies and all these idiots rush in to try to take his place?

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door. 

It wasn’t the feds —  it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Only one thing could top the honor of speaking at the No Kings rally, and that's the honor of speaking at No Kings 2. See you October 18th!

According to the Trump regime, everyone left of of the Klan is antifa, so, good news. Lots of backup.

"Freedom is a fragile thing. It's never more than one generation away from extinction."
—Ronald Reagan

"Ow Satan this fire is real real hot AIIEEEEEEE—"
—Also Ronald Reagan

Didn't John Mayer call his dick a white supremacist?

Liz, darling. He's not ripping pages out of the authoritarian handbook. They are well past the stage where they need a handbook. They are fascists and this is now a fascist country. Plan accordingly.

All power to the Soviets.

He said this deliberately because he is a Nazi and he wants you to know he's a Nazi who you can't touch. He also wants other Nazis to know they can be open about the fact they are Nazis too.

This isn't an oversight, a fumble or an opportunity for a "heh, well actually, dummy" zinger.

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

But don't you dare call it political violence.

I legitimately think that The West Wing rotted the brains of the Democratic party more than any other single thing.

“No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” -Edward R. Murrow

I hope Ezra Klein will restrain himself from saying most things.

Well here comes Great Depression 2: Depress Harder

John Roberts’ Constitution: The federal government protecting people’s right to vote or giving them health care violates the sacred principle of state sovereignty but if the deranged POTUS and his bloodthirsty advisers want to use the military to invade other states for being too liberal that’s fine

That's the story of these stupid fascists. Everyone is trying to get on with their lives and suddenly ICE is yanking grandma out of her rocker. When this is all over, every single one needs to be prosecuted.

It's also gonna destroy the world economy when the AI bubble bursts, so that should be fun.

If I could only force this post onto everyone's face...

I've heard that you shouldn't say anything online that you wouldn't want read back to you by a humorless prosecutor in court, but I like to be nice to my hypothetical prosecutor. Here: "I overwork myself and should really take it easy every once and a while. Also I motion to dismiss all charges."