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87% potato. Proud Angeleno.
Craven Cottage, BMO (LAFC), Spurs Dome, Old Trafford, Etihad, Anfield, LA Galaxy, Selhurst Park, Hampden Park, Rose Bowl

Fulham's Craven Cottage is def my favorite.
WAIT

Stop doomscrolling and answer this fun question

How many soccer stadiums have you been to and whats your favorite one?
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I have seen almost no one saying that they now love MTG. Reposting her silly revanchist press tour doesn't mean we agree with her any more than the laughing as GavvyBoy makes fun of Trump means we want Gov. EncampmentSweep as our Prez. {Nicholson/Departed nodding dot gif} Let MAGA fight.
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
But can he discuss the previous reading of Word Up! magazine?
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
That facial expression makes sense when you see the full image.

www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...
World Series Game 7 averaged 51 million viewers in US, Canada and Japan
Dodgers’ Game 7 victory averaged 51m viewers across three countries, the biggest World Series audience since 1991
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Tonight, the election results are fun.

We can all laugh at how upset Donny Boy is gonna be.

Tomorrow will probably be a very, very bad day to be in a fishing boat anywhere near a Latin American nation.
The U.S. has struck again in its two-month-old campaign of bombing boats suspected of smuggling drugs in the Caribbean and eastern Pacific Ocean. Sixteen boats sunk, at least 67 people dead.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
Latest U.S. Strike on Suspected Drug Boat Kills 2 in Pacific, Hegseth Says
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Is this an ad for the government provided suicide pill in 'Children of Men'?
"We have a great product that really works. Now to find a spokesman and aesthetic that's synonymous with 'feeling and being chill.'"
November 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I don't think we can comprehend how much pain, violence and insane conspiracy theories every last American is gonna have to endure tryna put *this* toothpaste back in the tube.

That 'reasonable' GOPers were willing to cuddle up with this level of evil to win a few elections is perma-disqualifying.
So, how are things going over on the right?
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Everyone goes on and on about how Michelangelo could see where humans were headed in the future and capture it in his art. Ol’ Micky ain’t got nothing on Hieronymus Bosch.
More Insta snaps from the let them eat cake ball at Mar a Lago
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
That Jacob Murphy is a black guy and Harvey Barnes is a white guy just demonstrates how big a gap there is btw US/UK.
#NEWFUL
#epl-live
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Wait, the JD Vance Baby meme is a living person?!?
October 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The ironic thing, is that the racist text messages sent by Ingrassia were all replies to other racist messages originally sent to Ingrassia by Young Republican staff members of these same four GOP Senators.
At least four Republican senators signaled their opposition to President Trump’s pick to lead the Office of Special Counsel, Paul Ingrassia, after Politico reported that he had sent a series of racist text messages.
G.O.P. Senators Oppose Trump Watchdog Nominee After Report of Racist Texts
At least four Republican senators, including the Senate majority leader, signaled their opposition to Paul Ingrassia, the president’s pick to lead the Office of Special Counsel.
nyti.ms
October 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Why they gotta do Mamdani like that?
My new favorite image
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Maybe I don't watch enough MLS these days, but are there now more games played with American gridiron football lines of the field in the Premier League than in MLS?
#epl-live
October 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
October 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My buddy calls him 'Short King.'

#epl-live
#FULARS
October 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
unsure why Arsenal aren’t wearing red. I wonder if the league has declared their home kits to have too much white again this season.

#epl-live
#FULARS
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Chris Richards’ giant fro and skeevy 70s stache make it look like he’s gonna sell weed to Cheech and/or Chong.
October 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Last two seasons #fulhamfc had VERY good injury luck.

Just forzample:
Jedi played every minute the back half of last season bc we had no one else. He got hurt enough to need off season surgery so he could keep playing in April and May. Now that bill is due.
October 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
His post mortem wine debts are THAT serious?!?
Brooke Rollins: "Charlie Kirk is in a way the modern day Thomas Jefferson."
October 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Every guy who has one of those honorary badges from local law enforcement is:
1. Relentless about bringing it up
2. Definitely committing multiple crimes
A prominent doctor sexually assaulted a woman in his Manhattan apartment after he threatened her with a loaded gun, prosecutors said on Tuesday. He is an honorary police surgeon and boasted of his law enforcement connections during his arrest, the authorities said. nyti.ms/4oeI4Ac
Doctor Accused of Using a Gun to Force a Woman Into Sex
Maurizio Miglietta, who the authorities said boasted of law enforcement connections, was charged with rape. He practiced at hospitals in New York City and New Jersey.
nyti.ms
October 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
@themlg.bsky.social is there an article you'd recommend on how xG data is collected / generated? I'm a weirdo that likes the nuts and bolts of stuff and curious how it happens.
October 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Reposted by Doug
Please call the Governor and ask him to sign SB 79!

(916) 445-2841
September 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
not unexpected
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Jon Adams. #NewYorkerCartoons

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September 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What a galactic-level creep. "Citizens" need to be careful, but it's clear that this guys (and other billionaires) don't see themselves as the same as the rest of us.
Larry Ellison envisions a surveillance state in which techbros rule. '“Citizens will be on their best behavior, because we’re constantly recording and reporting everything that is going on,” Ellison said in an hour-long Q&A during Oracle’s Financial Analyst Meeting last week.'
Larry Ellison predicts rise of the modern surveillance state where ‘citizens will be on their best behavior’ | Fortune
Oracle's Larry Ellison believes citizens and police alike will be under constant surveillance of each other.
fortune.com
September 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM