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Oh god oh fuck
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Bluesky is like the Springfield the town of Springfield had to move to after Elon became the garbage commissioner of the original Springfield
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
That’s a completely separate occasion
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Glad to spread this news
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Does bluesky know that trump sucked off bill Clinton
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Likewise… well except the razzing part
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Time to check in at bluesky (X the everything app is down so no groupchats)
Hey everyone
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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These Epstein emails are getting insane
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
lmao
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Every Eagles Game
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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@veryimportant.lawyer really nailed it
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
haha... my daughter hogged the bulk of mine fuckin bitch
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
hell yeah
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
How long did they last
November 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Interesting choice
November 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Happy roasted pumpkin seed day
November 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Nothing captures American life in 2025 better than Chair Company
I'm already in the tank for Tim Robinson but Chair Company reminds me of a Don DeLillo novel, I'm obsessed.
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That second ep scene in the car was so funny
October 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I bet it would be a great binge show
October 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Bluesky watching The Chair Company?
October 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Go birds, bluesky edition
October 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Imagine being 17, your little brother by your side, begging to speak to your dad as he’s dragged away. You may never see him again. And this is every day. Soul shattering, nightmarish stuff, never to be forgiven.
A Naperville man was hauled away by federal immigration agents Thursday morning as his two sons watched, the older boy begging them not to hurt his father and tearfully asking for a chance to speak to him before they left.
As his two sons watch and cry, ‘Pa, te amo,’ federal agents arrest man outside of Naperville apartments
A Naperville man was hauled away by federal immigration agents Thursday as his two sons cried and begged for him not to be hurt.
trib.al
October 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
That’s so sad
October 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Probably the ones where trump was drawn and quartered in queens in 1973
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Wasn’t there some major breakthrough with quantum computing in like January that basically proved a multiverse. You’d think we might have heard more about that
October 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If you think of it, Coneheads and Lothar of the Hill People are the same basic gag in different premises
October 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM