Opossum Living in a Trash Can
@dumbgreentrash.bsky.social
stinks in here watch out
i need to take my allergy meds and then drink coffee and go about my day but i want to be angry and miserable in bed instead
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
i need to take my allergy meds and then drink coffee and go about my day but i want to be angry and miserable in bed instead
i would like to be sedated for the rest of the holidays
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
i would like to be sedated for the rest of the holidays
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Here's Begonia 'Black Frost', a Rhizomatous type of hybrid Begonia from Australia. Broad, coal black leaves w/ light green center eye & dark red underside on a rounded plant. Blooms: n/a, likely pink or white. Origin: John Clare 1992. Published: 2000. Easy care houseplant.🌱 #begonias
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Original Hank Ketcham art with my new favorite design for a centaur.
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Original Hank Ketcham art with my new favorite design for a centaur.
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Why doesn't absolute Bane just wear Batman on his belt like a labubu is he stupid?
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Why doesn't absolute Bane just wear Batman on his belt like a labubu is he stupid?
looking for jobs again... i think i might really need to quit this time. but don't quote me on that, i need to sleep on it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
looking for jobs again... i think i might really need to quit this time. but don't quote me on that, i need to sleep on it.
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I just don't think anything that happens on teevee is a big deal. much more interested in trees and bugs and fungus and drugs and laughte and pussy, sorry.
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I just don't think anything that happens on teevee is a big deal. much more interested in trees and bugs and fungus and drugs and laughte and pussy, sorry.
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drawing a turkey with the outline of my dick and balls
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
drawing a turkey with the outline of my dick and balls
unfortunately still extremely relevant
The Southwest American
Fort Smith Arkansas,11.25.1917
Fort Smith Arkansas,11.25.1917
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
unfortunately still extremely relevant
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Im athiest but i dont test God.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Im athiest but i dont test God.
my best customer service is when people need a bucket. we can commiserate that nobody understands how important buckets are, and someone stole/broke/ruined their special bucket out of ignorance.
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 AM
my best customer service is when people need a bucket. we can commiserate that nobody understands how important buckets are, and someone stole/broke/ruined their special bucket out of ignorance.
ok, I did my wednesday-before-black-friday shift. it sucked. now i deserve to rot in bed on the bad apps, but i shall persist! I am not done with my "cleanse" yet
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
ok, I did my wednesday-before-black-friday shift. it sucked. now i deserve to rot in bed on the bad apps, but i shall persist! I am not done with my "cleanse" yet
it's a bring ya coffee in the bathroom kinda day
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
it's a bring ya coffee in the bathroom kinda day
opossum returns in: the case of the disappearing sidestack
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
opossum returns in: the case of the disappearing sidestack
the curséd item is back... making my life as a stocker pure hell!
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
the curséd item is back... making my life as a stocker pure hell!
NOTHING bothers a horrible little nerd like me more than MESSING UP the INVENTORY SYSTEM.
why have it if you aren't going to use it!!!!!
why have it if you aren't going to use it!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
NOTHING bothers a horrible little nerd like me more than MESSING UP the INVENTORY SYSTEM.
why have it if you aren't going to use it!!!!!
why have it if you aren't going to use it!!!!!
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the answer to "is chatGPT conscious?" is still "obviously no you gullible fucking rube, but if you think it is and you still use it you are a genuine monster"
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
the answer to "is chatGPT conscious?" is still "obviously no you gullible fucking rube, but if you think it is and you still use it you are a genuine monster"
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what if we expropriated the wealth of the rich and fed it into public works programs to ensure that everyone had their needs met and Also for beautification projects and arts and culture haha wouldn't that be so funny quirky
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
what if we expropriated the wealth of the rich and fed it into public works programs to ensure that everyone had their needs met and Also for beautification projects and arts and culture haha wouldn't that be so funny quirky
everything sucks but at least i get 1.5 days off for the holiday
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
everything sucks but at least i get 1.5 days off for the holiday
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"god i used to constantly make a fool of myself" i say while still constantly making a fool of myself
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
"god i used to constantly make a fool of myself" i say while still constantly making a fool of myself
they should make celery flavored redbull
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
they should make celery flavored redbull
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I disagree. However, it is time for them to finally implement Phase 2.
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I disagree. However, it is time for them to finally implement Phase 2.
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girls should be able to shoot anybody they want with a gun
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
girls should be able to shoot anybody they want with a gun
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Look for me in the shadows gf
Prancing around in the dappled sunlight bf
Prancing around in the dappled sunlight bf
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Look for me in the shadows gf
Prancing around in the dappled sunlight bf
Prancing around in the dappled sunlight bf