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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 3h

i really want to quit my job but that's how i feel every day so....

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 1d

this'll pileate your woodpecker

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 3d

well I did find a channel that's all nature vids with no commentary this is PRIMO CONTENT

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 3d

I've never been a TV person and I'm sure I missed a couple generations of TV tech so now it just seems extremely enshittified to me.

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 3d

like do i sound paranoid to "normal" people? all this stuff is clearly reported on

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 3d

presumably one of my devices is connected to the wifi but it could also be a camera or microphone somewhere in the house recognizing that I'm here.

its all just weird.

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 3d

at least it's entertaining for me to try to guess why each ad was selected to play on the TV that's spying on me

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 3d

staying in a normal house and doing normal things to feel normal

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 3d

staying in a normal house and doing normal things to feel normal

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 3d

oh my lord. endorphins? say no more. yumyumyumyumyum.

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 3d

i ❤️ endorphins

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 4d

taylor swift makes music for female incels

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 4d

How DARE you post opinions on the INTERNET

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 4d

np 👍

Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 4d

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 4d

Never use a five dollar word when a word you dug out of the trash would do playboy

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 4d

toying with the idea of referring to you, my beloved followers, as trash. since you're in this trashcan with me.

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 4d

how do we feel about trains here, bluesky?

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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 5d

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 6d

go away... scram!!!

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 6d

Just invented a new app to help you deal with annoying coworkers. It's not so much an app as it is a toaster on a bike chain that you swing around your head

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Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 6d

pspspspsps

Opossum Living in a Trash Can @dumbgreentrash.bsky.social · 7d

i thought the secret was that it's microwaved

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 7d

one of the funny things about the proliferation of AI content is a good way to establish that your Content is Real is simply by making sudden movements without your face sliding off

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chekov's ghost light @catfort.fightins.online · 7d

remember: if you have to vote to protect your freedom, you don't really have that freedom

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