Parker
@dumpsterjesus.bsky.social
Mortician and crematory operator. Bi. BLM. ACAB
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Twitter feels like a dingy gross alleyway and Bluesky feels like a fluorescent lit Whole Foods and that’s why I like Twitter more I’m sorry
March 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Twitter feels like a dingy gross alleyway and Bluesky feels like a fluorescent lit Whole Foods and that’s why I like Twitter more I’m sorry
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Children of Men type movie where a heroic poultry farmer has to transport the last hen to the last rooster
March 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Children of Men type movie where a heroic poultry farmer has to transport the last hen to the last rooster
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invented a secret stealth drone that doesn't make any noise and i put bright red and green blinking lights on it too i hope my boss at the foreign spy agency likes my design for operation fly-above-america-especially-near-airports
December 15, 2024 at 6:53 AM
invented a secret stealth drone that doesn't make any noise and i put bright red and green blinking lights on it too i hope my boss at the foreign spy agency likes my design for operation fly-above-america-especially-near-airports
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Bluesky what is UP my friends okay see you in September
August 14, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Bluesky what is UP my friends okay see you in September
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Goodbye handlebar mustache you will be missed
July 6, 2023 at 6:42 AM
Goodbye handlebar mustache you will be missed
Look bskye feels good to use and it’s an honor to be here but Twitter is gonna have to literally go down in flames for me to completely stop using it
July 4, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Look bskye feels good to use and it’s an honor to be here but Twitter is gonna have to literally go down in flames for me to completely stop using it
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You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are
July 2, 2023 at 4:39 PM
You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are
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