Samuel Dunsiger
dunsiger.bsky.social
Samuel Dunsiger
@dunsiger.bsky.social
I'm a writer, author, joke teller, career coach and accessibility advocate, but overall, I'm a purveyor of random verbiage.

http://www.samuel-dunsiger.com
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One underrated benefit of speaking French is that I like to reply to spammers in French, confusing them by handling spam messages like a chaotic bilingual gremlin.
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Instead of being the bigger person and taking the high road, be the problem and take the low road.
**Follow me for more potentially litigious advice**
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Y'all taking this fruit for pomegranted
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Sorry I'm 3 days late, I was eating a pomegranate.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
911 OPERATOR: What's your emergency?

INFLUENCER: I'm having a hard time right now.

911 OPERATOR: Have you tried posting an inspirational cliché over a scenic background photo?
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Every media era gets the fabulists it deserves." This is a disturbing, brilliant and necessary piece by @nickhunebrown.bsky.social and @thelocal.to on journalism in the AI swampland. If you care about truth, trust or the future of journalism, this one will stay with you.
thelocal.to/investigatin...
Investigating a Possible Scammer in Journalism’s AI Era | The Local
A suspicious pitch from a freelancer led editor Nicholas Hune-Brown to dig into their past work. By the end, four publications, including The Guardian and Dwell, had removed articles from their sites.
thelocal.to
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Heinz’s lawyers would like to have a word with you, as there was no way you could have known this without an inside contact, and they take industrial espionage seriously.
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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is it ketchup, it’s ketchup isn’t it
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Why do we have to be adults in the most unaffordable time in history? Who scheduled this?
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Today's Cloudfare outage happened because the little mouse that runs on the hamster wheel that keeps the internet running decided to go on a coffee break.
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The loss of Alice Wong hurts. She didn't just advocate for disability rights, but she made accessibility impossible to ignore. Let's continue her legacy by amplifying disabled voices in the way she always did.
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
When you want to apply for a job only to be redirected to Workday and you're asked to manually enter your entire work history after already uploading your resume:
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
For anyone else who also missed seeing the Northern Lights, I have you covered and they are as beautiful as we could have possibly imagined. #NorthernLights #Auroraborealis
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I want to assure you that I haven't used artificial intelligence to write any of my posts. In fact, many would argue I haven't used any intelligence at all.
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The best strategy to deal with Canadian winter is a combination of flannel, denial and therapy.
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Thanks for the emotional manipulation, Duolingo.
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Law and Order: Cold Cut Cases
VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
If you ever feel like you're bad at your job, consider that at the time of the Louvre heist, the password for the Louvre's video security system was simply "Louvre."
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It's amazing that the Louvre heist took only seven minutes when it takes longer than that for me to open a produce bag.
November 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is a ham but it'd be a shame if someone put an S and an E next to it.
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Amazon Web Services went down today because the little mouse that runs on the hamster wheel that keeps the internet running decided to go on a coffee break.
October 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM