Dylan Wilbanks
@dylanw.social
You may remember me from Twitter. Still talking about UX stuff. Funemployed. @khuh.bsky.social Mondays @ noon Pacific. Defend trans kids.
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It’s actually three guys but they’re all Peter Sellers
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
January 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
It’s actually three guys but they’re all Peter Sellers
Never thought I’d be agreeing with the hard libertarian sorts over at Cato but here we are
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Never thought I’d be agreeing with the hard libertarian sorts over at Cato but here we are
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friends, i have re-opened the recording desk for CANNED: conversations about getting fired. if you've been dyin to tell that story about that time you got axed, i want to talk with you. FAQ here, and please get in touch.
(also, please share with your people. thank you.)
(also, please share with your people. thank you.)
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Got questions about talking to CANNED? Here are the most common. Get in touch if yours isn't answered here.
cannedpodcast.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
friends, i have re-opened the recording desk for CANNED: conversations about getting fired. if you've been dyin to tell that story about that time you got axed, i want to talk with you. FAQ here, and please get in touch.
(also, please share with your people. thank you.)
(also, please share with your people. thank you.)
Trump looks more and more like he’s not going to make it to 2028
Unfortunately, the same can be said for America in general
Unfortunately, the same can be said for America in general
January 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Trump looks more and more like he’s not going to make it to 2028
Unfortunately, the same can be said for America in general
Unfortunately, the same can be said for America in general
"What will you do when ICE comes to your door?" is not something I'm worried about. I am ready for that.
"What will you do while you're trying to get through a normal day with all this fascism about?" is a much harder question. Doing the needful is difficult when everything is afire.
"What will you do while you're trying to get through a normal day with all this fascism about?" is a much harder question. Doing the needful is difficult when everything is afire.
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
"What will you do when ICE comes to your door?" is not something I'm worried about. I am ready for that.
"What will you do while you're trying to get through a normal day with all this fascism about?" is a much harder question. Doing the needful is difficult when everything is afire.
"What will you do while you're trying to get through a normal day with all this fascism about?" is a much harder question. Doing the needful is difficult when everything is afire.
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when ICE asks you questions about your neighbors, you've never met your neighbors in your life. you've never even seen them from afar. neighbors? what neighbors?
ICE is targeting Hmong families in St. Paul as they go door to door looking for people to kidnap. they’re asking “do you have any Asian neighbors”
January 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
when ICE asks you questions about your neighbors, you've never met your neighbors in your life. you've never even seen them from afar. neighbors? what neighbors?
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Honestly pretty solid analysis
January 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Honestly pretty solid analysis
And 68 also means he didn’t die at 67, so he was almost but not quite funny to all the generations
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
And 68 also means he didn’t die at 67, so he was almost but not quite funny to all the generations
RIP The Boy Who Cried Wolf you would have made a great Homeland Security spokesperson
January 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
RIP The Boy Who Cried Wolf you would have made a great Homeland Security spokesperson
RIP Henry Ford you would have loved Elon Musk and also thought he was a useful idiot
January 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
RIP Henry Ford you would have loved Elon Musk and also thought he was a useful idiot
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:stares balefully out the window as Lady Gaga's version of "That's Life" plays:
SEOUL, Jan 13 (Reuters) - South Korea's special prosecutor on Tuesday requested the death penalty for former president Yoon Suk Yeol on charges of insurrection over his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024.
January 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
:stares balefully out the window as Lady Gaga's version of "That's Life" plays:
Tell someone in 1986 that in 2026 People is the one going hard about the news while the NYT is being soft and fluffy and they would and they would be shocked, and not just because you traveled 40 years back in time just to tell them this instead of warning them about Trump
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Tell someone in 1986 that in 2026 People is the one going hard about the news while the NYT is being soft and fluffy and they would and they would be shocked, and not just because you traveled 40 years back in time just to tell them this instead of warning them about Trump
I guess we're all learning the words to "A las Barricadas" now
The sign on Kristi Noem's podium reads "One of ours, all of yours." The reader will recall that this was a fascist rallying cry in the Spanish Civil War. What it means is that one of "our" people is worth all of "your" people.
January 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I guess we're all learning the words to "A las Barricadas" now
Oh look the Feds are doing exactly what all those militias and survivalists and 2nd Amendment advocates said would happen
And they're all silent
If not approving
Civil liberties for me not for thee, indeed
And they're all silent
If not approving
Civil liberties for me not for thee, indeed
BREAKING REPORTS: Ice has blocked off an entire street and is going door to door in Minneapolis. This has been also reported by @veronicadelacruztv.bsky.social
ICE is not meant to be an occupying army! We demand #ICEOUTforGood!
ICE is not meant to be an occupying army! We demand #ICEOUTforGood!
January 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Oh look the Feds are doing exactly what all those militias and survivalists and 2nd Amendment advocates said would happen
And they're all silent
If not approving
Civil liberties for me not for thee, indeed
And they're all silent
If not approving
Civil liberties for me not for thee, indeed
If the Niners manage to advance to the divisional round, will they have 53 healthy players to suit up? Signs pointing to maybe not
January 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
If the Niners manage to advance to the divisional round, will they have 53 healthy players to suit up? Signs pointing to maybe not
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Hand to You Know Whomst, this is someone’s FB profile photo, and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
January 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Hand to You Know Whomst, this is someone’s FB profile photo, and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
(Seahawks fans turn heads, stare into camera)
How do they do it?!?!
How do they manage to win AND keep me from enjoying a single fucking second of the game?!
How do they manage to win AND keep me from enjoying a single fucking second of the game?!
January 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
(Seahawks fans turn heads, stare into camera)
Packers win, they play the Hawks
Bears win, Hawks will have an NFC West play-in, but the Packers lose in a humiliating way
This is a hard choice
Bears win, Hawks will have an NFC West play-in, but the Packers lose in a humiliating way
This is a hard choice
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Packers win, they play the Hawks
Bears win, Hawks will have an NFC West play-in, but the Packers lose in a humiliating way
This is a hard choice
Bears win, Hawks will have an NFC West play-in, but the Packers lose in a humiliating way
This is a hard choice
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Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
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WHAT A WHOPPER!
January 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
WHAT A WHOPPER!
Congrats to the GOP on managing to get America a mad king despite every founding document of this nation saying “no kings, especially not mad ones, and we mean NO kings”
Trump told NYT that his power as commander in chief is constrained only by his "own morality" — brushing aside international law and other legitimate checks on his abilities.
"My own morality. My own mind. It's the only thing that can stop me."
"I don't need international law."
"My own morality. My own mind. It's the only thing that can stop me."
"I don't need international law."
Trump Lays Out a Vision of Power Restrained Only by ‘My Own Morality’
www.nytimes.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Congrats to the GOP on managing to get America a mad king despite every founding document of this nation saying “no kings, especially not mad ones, and we mean NO kings”
Just a reminder that you can’t pardon someone from losing a civil case, e.g. a wrongful death lawsuit
And wrongful death lawsuits are what destroy cops’ careers and PD’s budgets far more than our cop-biased criminal justice system
And wrongful death lawsuits are what destroy cops’ careers and PD’s budgets far more than our cop-biased criminal justice system
January 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Just a reminder that you can’t pardon someone from losing a civil case, e.g. a wrongful death lawsuit
And wrongful death lawsuits are what destroy cops’ careers and PD’s budgets far more than our cop-biased criminal justice system
And wrongful death lawsuits are what destroy cops’ careers and PD’s budgets far more than our cop-biased criminal justice system
There’s a story that my elementary school gym teacher paid some kids to rough up a fifth grade bully and I always think of that whenever I hear someone from this administration open their mouth
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
There’s a story that my elementary school gym teacher paid some kids to rough up a fifth grade bully and I always think of that whenever I hear someone from this administration open their mouth
Our country’s leadership is in full-on DARVO mode now
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Our country’s leadership is in full-on DARVO mode now