Dylan Wilbanks
@dylanw.social
You may remember me from Twitter. Still talking about UX stuff. Funemployed. @khuh.bsky.social Mondays @ noon Pacific. Defend trans kids.
He basically had no job for over a month other than lying and feigning ignorance to the press on the day, so please excuse my lack of sympathy for his plight
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
He basically had no job for over a month other than lying and feigning ignorance to the press on the day, so please excuse my lack of sympathy for his plight
Will no one rid us of this turbulent Nuzzi
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Will no one rid us of this turbulent Nuzzi
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In case you’re wondering
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
In case you’re wondering
Another weird thing about Costco today: No chicken stock. No vegetable stock. But three kinds of bone broth, liquid and powder and concentrate
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Another weird thing about Costco today: No chicken stock. No vegetable stock. But three kinds of bone broth, liquid and powder and concentrate
Guillermo del Toro's Don't Let The Pigeon Drive The Bus
Guillermo del Toro’s Mathnet
Guillermo del Toro’s Blues Clues
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Guillermo del Toro's Don't Let The Pigeon Drive The Bus
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Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
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Said time is, of course, the week of Black Friday — about which I have some Big Feelings: wil.to/newsletters/...
So, if you’re in a position where you’re able to do so, help me make sure JavaScript for Everyone lives up to its name by paying a little more for it.
Hear me out:
So, if you’re in a position where you’re able to do so, help me make sure JavaScript for Everyone lives up to its name by paying a little more for it.
Hear me out:
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Said time is, of course, the week of Black Friday — about which I have some Big Feelings: wil.to/newsletters/...
So, if you’re in a position where you’re able to do so, help me make sure JavaScript for Everyone lives up to its name by paying a little more for it.
Hear me out:
So, if you’re in a position where you’re able to do so, help me make sure JavaScript for Everyone lives up to its name by paying a little more for it.
Hear me out:
Nothing sadder than finding a family sized pumpkin pie and then realizing you’d have to eat it all yourself because the rest of the family doesn’t like pumpkin pie
The sad part is I can’t justify eating a family sized pumpkin pie by my own
Regular sized, yes, just not family sized
The sad part is I can’t justify eating a family sized pumpkin pie by my own
Regular sized, yes, just not family sized
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Nothing sadder than finding a family sized pumpkin pie and then realizing you’d have to eat it all yourself because the rest of the family doesn’t like pumpkin pie
The sad part is I can’t justify eating a family sized pumpkin pie by my own
Regular sized, yes, just not family sized
The sad part is I can’t justify eating a family sized pumpkin pie by my own
Regular sized, yes, just not family sized
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You will be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
You’ll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
You’ll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
I am going to Costco the day before the day before Thanksgiving
It has been good knowing you
It has been good knowing you
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I am going to Costco the day before the day before Thanksgiving
It has been good knowing you
It has been good knowing you
My pie rankings:
Bourbon chocolate pecan
Pumpkin
Apple
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Key Lime
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Sweet Potato
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chiffons
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cherry
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anything with coconut
Bourbon chocolate pecan
Pumpkin
Apple
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Key Lime
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Sweet Potato
.
chiffons
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cherry
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anything with coconut
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My pie rankings:
Bourbon chocolate pecan
Pumpkin
Apple
.
.
.
Key Lime
.
.
Sweet Potato
.
chiffons
.
.
.
.
cherry
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
anything with coconut
Bourbon chocolate pecan
Pumpkin
Apple
.
.
.
Key Lime
.
.
Sweet Potato
.
chiffons
.
.
.
.
cherry
.
.
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anything with coconut
There's apple and pecan pie slander on God's green internet?
LET ME AT THEM
LET ME AT THEM
I’m trying to recover from the apple and pecan pie slander I just saw on my timeline by recommending making Pecan Bars with a shortbread crust so that you still get pecan pie but without adding another pie to the mix. They freeze well, too.
www.justataste.com/pecan-pie-ba...
www.justataste.com/pecan-pie-ba...
Pecan Pie Bars Recipe
These easy pecan pie bars star a buttery shortbread cookie base and a chewy pecan topping made without corn syrup. It's like pecan pie in handheld form!
www.justataste.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
There's apple and pecan pie slander on God's green internet?
LET ME AT THEM
LET ME AT THEM
Rush Hour 4: Lee (Jackie Chan) is taken by ICE agents and sent to Alligator Alcatraz. Carter is killed at a traffic stop on his way to save Lee when the cop thinks he's on PCP. The Supreme Court enters and says this is all justified because Trump is king. Black Eyed Peas do the soundtrack.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Rush Hour 4: Lee (Jackie Chan) is taken by ICE agents and sent to Alligator Alcatraz. Carter is killed at a traffic stop on his way to save Lee when the cop thinks he's on PCP. The Supreme Court enters and says this is all justified because Trump is king. Black Eyed Peas do the soundtrack.
Corporations are worried about unions as their sales continue to decline because people aren't buying as much stuff
It's like
Your problem
Is not the unions
It's that you're not paying anyone enough to buy your stuff
It's like
Your problem
Is not the unions
It's that you're not paying anyone enough to buy your stuff
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Corporations are worried about unions as their sales continue to decline because people aren't buying as much stuff
It's like
Your problem
Is not the unions
It's that you're not paying anyone enough to buy your stuff
It's like
Your problem
Is not the unions
It's that you're not paying anyone enough to buy your stuff
“support” doing a lot of heavy lifting there
Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk said her organization’s efforts to support a potential JD Vance presidential campaign in 2028 are “in the works.” https://cnn.it/4rlYMQy
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“support” doing a lot of heavy lifting there
I can't believe they're still on about invading Venezuela. I mean, sure, we will win handily, but I thought we were supposed to be getting out of foreign wars, not starting them. That's what the far left insisted we were getting by voting for him and not Kamala.
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I can't believe they're still on about invading Venezuela. I mean, sure, we will win handily, but I thought we were supposed to be getting out of foreign wars, not starting them. That's what the far left insisted we were getting by voting for him and not Kamala.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, Charlie Brown?
You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Charlie Brown
Open the pod bay doors, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, Charlie Brown?
Why Is James Carville Still A Thing
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Why Is James Carville Still A Thing
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Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Charlie Brown
Open the pod bay doors, Charlie Brown
There’s no going to be a swimming pool, you stupid blockhead. There won’t even be a house, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Charlie Brown
Open the pod bay doors, Charlie Brown
There’s no going to be a swimming pool, you stupid blockhead. There won’t even be a house, Charlie Brown
Call me Ishmael, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Open the pod bay doors, Charlie Brown
There’s no going to be a swimming pool, you stupid blockhead. There won’t even be a house, Charlie Brown
Call me Ishmael, Charlie Brown
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
There’s no going to be a swimming pool, you stupid blockhead. There won’t even be a house, Charlie Brown
Call me Ishmael, Charlie Brown
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife, Charlie Brown
You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Call me Ishmael, Charlie Brown