ysé kerneis
@eezay.bsky.social
{ consumed by my aesthetic temperament }
lesbian by trade, gay man by birthright
lesbian by trade, gay man by birthright
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@eezay.bsky.social
· Jul 22
the fact that borges never got to make a geocities site just really feels like a cultural loss
marseille, la cité phocéenne
August 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
marseille, la cité phocéenne
i saw my life branching out before me like the linktree in her bio. from the tip of every branch, a future online persona beckoned and winked: substack essayist, graphic designer, tiktok creator, podcaster, cult favorite with a patreon
July 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i saw my life branching out before me like the linktree in her bio. from the tip of every branch, a future online persona beckoned and winked: substack essayist, graphic designer, tiktok creator, podcaster, cult favorite with a patreon
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most people dream of quitting tinder or okcupid. I dream of quitting LinkedIn
July 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
most people dream of quitting tinder or okcupid. I dream of quitting LinkedIn
processing my trauma in a sandbox environment
July 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
processing my trauma in a sandbox environment
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imagining a scenario where we are living after the collapse of trillion-dollar ai bubbles, and what remains are the abandoned and now feral little genAI machines roaming the open web, ghostly little things spurting out bullshit like so many isolated yet pervasive oil spills
July 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
imagining a scenario where we are living after the collapse of trillion-dollar ai bubbles, and what remains are the abandoned and now feral little genAI machines roaming the open web, ghostly little things spurting out bullshit like so many isolated yet pervasive oil spills
from here to there; de-ci, de-là
July 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
from here to there; de-ci, de-là
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To paraphrase another post, the zeitgeist currently tells us that writers, academics and serious engineers need to give up and get a real job like "productivity youtuber", "vibe coder" or "person who mostly exists to absorb humilitation"
> "This video will find you when you need it the most"
> look inside
> "you must feel lost/sad/anxious"
> "pee pee poo poo 4:30AM cold shower/work out/{insert your generic advice}"
> "do good things don't do bad things"
I hope the life will force you to get a real job, preferably soon.
> look inside
> "you must feel lost/sad/anxious"
> "pee pee poo poo 4:30AM cold shower/work out/{insert your generic advice}"
> "do good things don't do bad things"
I hope the life will force you to get a real job, preferably soon.
July 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
To paraphrase another post, the zeitgeist currently tells us that writers, academics and serious engineers need to give up and get a real job like "productivity youtuber", "vibe coder" or "person who mostly exists to absorb humilitation"
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Inventing a new party with leftist infighting from day one as our sole stated goal
July 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Inventing a new party with leftist infighting from day one as our sole stated goal
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being the first designer at a company 🫢
July 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
being the first designer at a company 🫢
log on, lock in, burn out (if timothy leary was a linkedin bro)
July 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
log on, lock in, burn out (if timothy leary was a linkedin bro)
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There are Zabar’s everywhere for those with eyes to see
July 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
There are Zabar’s everywhere for those with eyes to see
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someone to write an epistolatory novel with where we each write 1 correspondent and the correspondents fall in love and so do we
July 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
someone to write an epistolatory novel with where we each write 1 correspondent and the correspondents fall in love and so do we
neon lights like these offer a salubrious antidote to sterile office environments - one reason i find paris to be so liveable
July 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
neon lights like these offer a salubrious antidote to sterile office environments - one reason i find paris to be so liveable
the fact that borges never got to make a geocities site just really feels like a cultural loss
July 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
the fact that borges never got to make a geocities site just really feels like a cultural loss
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i love describing Stonehenge as "a circle of woke pebbles in Wiltshire"
July 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
i love describing Stonehenge as "a circle of woke pebbles in Wiltshire"
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put it on my gravestone: I just wanted to do a little media criticism man
July 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
put it on my gravestone: I just wanted to do a little media criticism man
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Which Jumbotron do I have to show up on to get a little attention in this house
July 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Which Jumbotron do I have to show up on to get a little attention in this house
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[coquettishly] I hear your leitmotif incorporates the theme of the enemy empire
November 21, 2024 at 5:40 PM
[coquettishly] I hear your leitmotif incorporates the theme of the enemy empire
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the original "charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent" was "gallantry, politeness, charm, and wit" (Woolf, 1928)
July 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
the original "charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent" was "gallantry, politeness, charm, and wit" (Woolf, 1928)
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The word for a person or production company's overall output is "body of work" or if you need something succinct, "oeuvre".
Seeing "the Ari Aster Universe" or the "Studio Ghibli Universe" makes me want to spontaneously combust.
Seeing "the Ari Aster Universe" or the "Studio Ghibli Universe" makes me want to spontaneously combust.
July 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The word for a person or production company's overall output is "body of work" or if you need something succinct, "oeuvre".
Seeing "the Ari Aster Universe" or the "Studio Ghibli Universe" makes me want to spontaneously combust.
Seeing "the Ari Aster Universe" or the "Studio Ghibli Universe" makes me want to spontaneously combust.
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This summer, you can find me at the pool
May 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This summer, you can find me at the pool
most days i take a second to think about how a pie chart is called a ‘camembert’ in french… food for thought?
May 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
most days i take a second to think about how a pie chart is called a ‘camembert’ in french… food for thought?
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If I was jk Rowling and I wasn't mostly a hate trumpet, I would buy out all those expensive rental properties that corporate landlords keep building everywhere, and I'd give them to struggling single mothers like I claim to care about having been. Instead she bought a law to win a pub argument
April 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If I was jk Rowling and I wasn't mostly a hate trumpet, I would buy out all those expensive rental properties that corporate landlords keep building everywhere, and I'd give them to struggling single mothers like I claim to care about having been. Instead she bought a law to win a pub argument