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internethippo.bsky.social
One trait seemingly everyone in this administration shares is they spend a lot of time persuading everyone that they're having a good time but they all seem plainly miserable
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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hoodedhorse.bsky.social
🐴 HORSE ANNOUNCEMENT 🐴

We are about to announce something. The announcement is happening on the Find Your Next Game show, starting right now.

The announcement will be an exciting one. You are required to tune in.

https://www.twitch.tv/gamestar
December 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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duskdev.bsky.social
Good news! Iron Lung is now finally out on GOG!
www.gog.com/en/news/rele...
Release: Iron Lung
Release: Iron Lung
www.gog.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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bobtimeis808.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Part of the right wing sales pitch was "Liberals are annoying" but they quickly proved they are infinitely more irritating, it's not even close
tylerhuckabee.bsky.social Huck! The Herald Angels Sing! @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 3d
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
Tweet from Homeland Security with ICE agents wearing Christmas gear. The caption says "YOU'RE GOING HO HO HOME."
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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shubbabang.bsky.social
The image is a six panel black and white comic. Panel 1- A person sits at their desk, eating a bowl of ice cream. "It's Monday, I deserve a treat for the start of the work week." Panel 2- The panel is a shot from inside a freezer, showing the same person opening it. "It's treat day Tuesday!" Panel 3- The person is once again at their desk, on the computer screen it shows them clicking a button that says, "Add to cart" While the person says, "half-way through the week...Maybe I deserve a treat." Panel 4- The person is standing in front of some cookies with a sign that reads, "Cookies, Half off %" The person says, " Thursday and treat both start with T..." Panel 5- The person is looking down at their credit card. "It's the end of the work week so maybe I should get a treat..." Panel 6- The person is slamming the freezer door shut while saying, "It's the weekend, time to treat mysel-"
December 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social
We’re just innocent men
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
egglandsworst.bsky.social
She was a regular and i haven't seen her since
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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worm-girl.bsky.social
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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ndrew.bsky.social
it feels like its three hundred oclock
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
DS9 scene. We're in close on Garak, a simple tailor. His face sort of looks like it's hovering in black space but I think he's just in a very dark place, but like a closet or dark room, not emotionally. Garak is a Carassian, with grey skin and boney ridges that run up along the nose and circle like a spoon on his forehead. Also has ridges that snake from the right and left hairline down around the eye and to the cheekbone. Basically he's got a topographical mountain range across his face. Back to the screenshot--so he's in a dark room and he's making a face that's like if you hated spiders and all of a sudden saw a big spider sitting next to you. Closed caption reads, "But I'm afraid your pants won't be ready tomorrow after all.
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room if you get my meaning and he's talking to a beautiful woman. She has lil' tattoo looking marks around her forehead similar to a Jadzea Dax the Trill. Shot one is focused on the woman, she looks focused and hopeful and wistful? Closed caption reads, "I'm simply curious to know what lies beneath." Shots 2&3 are on Picard. He looks defiant, stubborn, and firm. Caption reads, "Nothing. Nothing lies beneath." Alt in pic 1! This is not the alt you're looking for, check image 1!
December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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meetzow.bsky.social
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
every operation needs:

- the brains

- the brawn

- the cute one who does nothing

- the one who is counterproductive to the entire operation
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Being annoying on your own timeline is free speech. Being annoying in someone's replies is harassment. Quote posts are a gray area of the law still being developed
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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asherelbein.bsky.social
One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social Birds Are Dinosaurs 🦢=🦖 @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 5d
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
A still from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Gul Dukat is sitting in Sisko's chair, drinking kanar and acting like he owns the place. (Dukat is a Cardassian, a kind of grey alien with bony ridges on their face and neck.) Caption: "... is s there a single statue of me on Bajor?"
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
A still from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Gul Dukat is sitting in Sisko's chair, drinking kanar and acting like he owns the place. (Dukat is a Cardassian, a kind of grey alien with bony ridges on their face and neck.) Caption: "... is s there a single statue of me on Bajor?"
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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sm64stars.bsky.social
Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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hard-drive.net
@hbomberguy.bsky.social is presenting, "The Tommy Tallarico Award for Best Original Idea"!
hbomberguy bursting though a wall like a much paler Kool-Aid Man
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM