Eggland's Worst
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Eggland's Worst
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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We’re just innocent men
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
She was a regular and i haven't seen her since
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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it feels like its three hundred oclock
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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every operation needs:

- the brains

- the brawn

- the cute one who does nothing

- the one who is counterproductive to the entire operation
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Being annoying on your own timeline is free speech. Being annoying in someone's replies is harassment. Quote posts are a gray area of the law still being developed
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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@hbomberguy.bsky.social is presenting, "The Tommy Tallarico Award for Best Original Idea"!
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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It's the weekend, baby
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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half-remembering a meme about how if you ignore the environment or assume it to be equal you'd come to the conclusion that most popes have been italian because of some genetic predisposition towards popery present in the people of italy. in isolation IQ tests are basically just that
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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You never want to hit someone with the nuclear "As stated previously" in an email but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM