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your yolk is showing
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Terribly uncanny how relevant this is to today.
January 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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credit where it’s due, this is hard
January 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
(yoda voice) pregnant i am
January 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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while looking for a bathroom my friend wandered into a kitchen during prep time and the chefs, wordless and efficient, dissembled him in flawlessly portioned proteins. then they went back to the onions
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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This is your chance to tell the NSF how to fix itself.

Say no to the grift of AI datacenters. Say no to putting "quantum" where it has no business. Say no to false metrics. Say no to biotech scams.

Say yes to sustained investments. To fundamental science. To flagship facilities. To STEM education.
Do you care about the future of the US NSF and science in general? The agency is seeking feedback on the draft Strategic Plan. www.nsf.gov/od/updates/n...
NSF seeks public input on its Fiscal Year (FY) 2026–2030 NSF Strategic Plan
www.nsf.gov
January 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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i know alotta autistic dolls
Mattel has released their first autistic Barbie doll.
January 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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M12S prog
January 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
anyone know the difference between cei and dei
January 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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i gotta admit, and i probably won't be around for this, but jd vance's stupid smol bean act is going to be very funny during his eventual last moments in the Bunker
January 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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basically "is this person asking an actual question / trying to have actual conversation (even if it involves disagreement)? or are they just trying to be Mad on the Internet at me?"
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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you're fucked! even the perverts on ao3 have only written 12 fics about what you're looking for!
January 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
ive got the urge to walk around on all fours and piss up against walls
January 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
really obsessed with hailey welch
January 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
8 days of hawktuahka
January 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Somnophilia is a pretty underrated kink, I feel like folks have been sleeping on this one
January 4, 2026 at 11:38 AM
fall out boyz II men
January 2, 2026 at 11:01 AM
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
a bee wearing a party hat is holding a firework display
ALT: a bee wearing a party hat is holding a firework display
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
what were you doing when the hawk struck tuah
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 AM
my allergies make me incapable of showing love or affection to living beings
December 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM