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Absolute Jahn

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🔞 Monsterboy currently at odds with birdsite. Any pronouns I don't really care. 💜 @busterburnstein.bsky.social 💜

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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · Jan 5

JAHN CONTENT CONSOOMER THREAD
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 1h

oh, my god! Amazon is doing ANOTHER webcam movie after War of the Worlds?! youtu.be/dSS4yqd0x6o

Mercy | Official Trailer

YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios

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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 1h

when you get into the chair without the step stool epic style

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Boto @boto.gay · 1h

ONIX

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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 1h

X-Men teaches you you can never lose by kinning Rogue

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Pupber 🐶 [ VTuber] working on pinned !! @pupber.bsky.social · 16h

how do I explain to my psychiatrist that this is where I wanna be in life

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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 2h

A small victory! Chat Control has been tabled for now, but it can [and likely will] be brought up for vote again in December

In the meantime, EU citizens will need to continue pressuring their respective govts to oppose chat control

However, do so knowing that pressure WORKS.

Fight Chat Control @fightchatcontrol.bsky.social · 16h

Denmark has tabled next week's vote on Chat Control.

Yet, per Peter Hummelgaard:

"The Danish Presidency will, however, continue to work with the member states to find a solution, and therefore negotiations on the technical details of the proposal continue. It is urgent to find common ground."

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Kelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social · 2h

We are in the most embarrassing timeline

Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 2h

“The Nobel Committee is an independent body and the Norwegian government has no involvement in determining the prizes. But I’m not sure Trump knows that. We have to be prepared for anything from him.”

That they have to say this...

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize

US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says

www.theguardian.com

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Dread @dreaddbound.bsky.social · 1h

Have to wonder if AS and Genndy are right enough this gets a S2 bc without it it’s kinda unwatchable how bad he muddies the story in the last 30 mins for no reason at all

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グッドスマイルカンパニー【公式】 @goodsmile.com · 1h

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Lætus @bajamothblast.bsky.social · 1h

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · Jan 19

The Times Herald • Wed, May 1, 1996
- "EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
HAVE YOU GUYS PLAYED PRINCESS MAKER 2?"

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Freyja 🌙 @actressagain.bsky.social · 7h

no way i just met a celebrity. I've seen your tits more times than I've seen my mother's face

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olivia @greatgrebe.bsky.social · 2h

wha. what did he mean by this.

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preternia @preternia.com · 1h

Hasbro Marvel Legends Retro Card Cardiac, preorders open up October 29th

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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · Jul 11

Whatever this is about, it confirms my suspicions that this is not about covering up previously unreleased information about Trump's role.

(Which would have come out now, as did all the other damning connections Trump had to Epstein.)

Bongino would cover for Trump.

www.cnn.com/2025/07/11/p...

Deputy FBI Director Bongino has told people he is considering resigning amid Epstein files fallout, sources say | CNN Politics

Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino has told people he is considering resigning amid a major clash between the FBI and Justice Department over the continued fallout from the release of the Jeffrey Epstein...

www.cnn.com

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preternia @preternia.com · 2h

Hasbro Marvel Legends Retro Card Spider-Man 2099, preorders open up October 29th

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Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 2h

it's okay to kin peak fiction

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New Title Cards Every Day! The Official DBZEpisodes Account @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 2h

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nik @t16skyhopp.bsky.social · 2h

Be careful with this little guy. Tiny thin hinges exploded as I was trying to transform the chest.

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RX @henshinrx.bsky.social · 2h

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Orlek @orlek.bsky.social · 1d

Samus ZeroMinus Suit.

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Combos & Doodles @combosdoodles.bsky.social · 5d

i made a rat prism

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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 2h

lord help me if I ever see him

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One Transformer Fact A Day @transformerfacts.bsky.social · 2h

The "Toxitron Collection" was a small line of figures based on canceled Generation 2 figures, with every figure based on a canceled deco, except for Toxitron himself, whose original figure was intended for Universe 2003.

#Transformers

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Dread @dreaddbound.bsky.social · 2h

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