Absolute Jahn
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Absolute Jahn
@jahnjira.bsky.social
· Jan 5
JAHN CONTENT CONSOOMER THREAD
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There are still a lot of Hasbro Transformers Deluxe 2-packs on sale at Walmart for $15.00 - bit.ly/3XMZMzx #ad
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
There are still a lot of Hasbro Transformers Deluxe 2-packs on sale at Walmart for $15.00 - bit.ly/3XMZMzx #ad
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What a bizarre way to frame being anti illegal theft and sale of land and using NYC as a auction block for blood drenched sociopaths.
Zohran Mamdani chastised a Manhattan synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews in New York.
Mamdani Response to Protest Inflames Tensions with Jewish Leaders
The mayor-elect chastised a synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
What a bizarre way to frame being anti illegal theft and sale of land and using NYC as a auction block for blood drenched sociopaths.
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she got bottom surgery! i'm happy for her
8BitDo 64 Bluetooth Controller for Analogue 3D, Switch, Switch 2, Windows, and Android (Grey) up for preorder on Amazon ($44.99) buff.ly/Gq5q2ct #ad
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
she got bottom surgery! i'm happy for her
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Is it a 'masculine value' to melt down about some new fake shit every week?
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Is it a 'masculine value' to melt down about some new fake shit every week?
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Phil Knight is almost single handedly funding the OR GOP, one of the more extreme state GOPs in the country. Keep that in mind next time you’re in the market for sportswear or sneakers. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
Nike co-founder Phil Knight makes record-setting donation to help elect Republicans
It is the single largest donation Knight has made to an Oregon candidate or political action committee.
www.oregonlive.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Phil Knight is almost single handedly funding the OR GOP, one of the more extreme state GOPs in the country. Keep that in mind next time you’re in the market for sportswear or sneakers. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
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Literal holy grail is up on ebay right now
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Literal holy grail is up on ebay right now
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This part where Adam asks Zohran if Trump’s sons were at the White House is killing me
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This part where Adam asks Zohran if Trump’s sons were at the White House is killing me
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November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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超ひも理論
（これが正しい装着方法なのか不明だが、乳首と竿が隠れているので、正当性はあると思われる）
（これが正しい装着方法なのか不明だが、乳首と竿が隠れているので、正当性はあると思われる）
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
超ひも理論
（これが正しい装着方法なのか不明だが、乳首と竿が隠れているので、正当性はあると思われる）
（これが正しい装着方法なのか不明だが、乳首と竿が隠れているので、正当性はあると思われる）
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We found that a recent Windows Update hit Assassin's Creed Shadows performance by up to 50 percent, necessitating GPU vendor hotfix driver updates to fix the issue: www.digitalfoundry.net/news/2025/11...
Proof That Recent Windows Update Harms Gaming Performance
AC Shadows frame-rate drops by 33 to 50 percent.
www.digitalfoundry.net
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
We found that a recent Windows Update hit Assassin's Creed Shadows performance by up to 50 percent, necessitating GPU vendor hotfix driver updates to fix the issue: www.digitalfoundry.net/news/2025/11...
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so if i understand this correctly, gaines has made her career by publicly calling trans athletes predators and threats to women while completely failing to ever mention even once that her mentor/college swimming coach was sexually assaulting and harassing women on the team while she was there?
Riley Gaines climbed the MAGA ladder by vilifying trans women in sports. Now, teammates are speaking out about the real problems on her team: abusive coaching, sexual harassment, eating disorders. ow.ly/o3wq50XuCzp
How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
ow.ly
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
so if i understand this correctly, gaines has made her career by publicly calling trans athletes predators and threats to women while completely failing to ever mention even once that her mentor/college swimming coach was sexually assaulting and harassing women on the team while she was there?
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Venusmon! Talk about a glow up in Time Strangers.
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Venusmon! Talk about a glow up in Time Strangers.
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chat i think shes trying to say something
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
chat i think shes trying to say something
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The funniest part is all the hidden replies (rightfully) criticizing the portrayal of Magik, in this borderline r*pe fetish comic.
But of course, anyone that criticizes you or Seeley’s work is a troll, apparently.
But of course, anyone that criticizes you or Seeley’s work is a troll, apparently.
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The funniest part is all the hidden replies (rightfully) criticizing the portrayal of Magik, in this borderline r*pe fetish comic.
But of course, anyone that criticizes you or Seeley’s work is a troll, apparently.
But of course, anyone that criticizes you or Seeley’s work is a troll, apparently.
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every journalist who has been ringing the alarm bell about this for the last three years should get $10 million from any bailout, as a treat
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
every journalist who has been ringing the alarm bell about this for the last three years should get $10 million from any bailout, as a treat
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the appeal of Mejiro McQueen is that she's a haughty tsundere from a rich family but always needs $20 and it's hot when you think that Gold Ship can just break her hubris without breaking a sweat.
That's why McQueen/Golshi is a good ship. For this video essay I will be examining the dynamic between
That's why McQueen/Golshi is a good ship. For this video essay I will be examining the dynamic between
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
the appeal of Mejiro McQueen is that she's a haughty tsundere from a rich family but always needs $20 and it's hot when you think that Gold Ship can just break her hubris without breaking a sweat.
That's why McQueen/Golshi is a good ship. For this video essay I will be examining the dynamic between
That's why McQueen/Golshi is a good ship. For this video essay I will be examining the dynamic between