local idiot chris
@electriccookbook.bsky.social
Film/TV Lead Assistant Editor & Colorist, NJ idiot with pizza recommendations. Sometimes I bake. Sometimes I stream on Twitch. Usually not at the same time.
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Really getting more and more into the belief that live service games were one of, if not the worst thing to happen in video games. Complete decimation of dozens of studios, thousands of jobs lost, diluted products, minimal payoff, it’s just a fucking blight at this point
February 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Really getting more and more into the belief that live service games were one of, if not the worst thing to happen in video games. Complete decimation of dozens of studios, thousands of jobs lost, diluted products, minimal payoff, it’s just a fucking blight at this point
I think everyone's gotta have at least one food that they could do something like this with. For me it's crème brûlée in the northeast, it's kinda remarkable how many places can't get a custard to set
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I think everyone's gotta have at least one food that they could do something like this with. For me it's crème brûlée in the northeast, it's kinda remarkable how many places can't get a custard to set
I really haven't played enough of these games to be honest, I only played through them in like 2023 for the first time, but:
1. Resident Evil 2 (2019)
2. Resident Evil 4 (2023)
3. Resident Evil 7
4. Resident Evil Village
5. Resident Evil 3 (2020)
6. Resident Evil 4 (2005)
7. Resident Evil (2002)
1. Resident Evil 2 (2019)
2. Resident Evil 4 (2023)
3. Resident Evil 7
4. Resident Evil Village
5. Resident Evil 3 (2020)
6. Resident Evil 4 (2005)
7. Resident Evil (2002)
We're back with a one off poll ahead of Resident Evil's 30th anniversary next month.
Rank as many mainline (see image for what counts) Resident Evil games as you wish. If you strongly dislike a game, it is better not to rank it at all.
If you need help ranking, see follow-up tweet
#JulesBSREPoll
Rank as many mainline (see image for what counts) Resident Evil games as you wish. If you strongly dislike a game, it is better not to rank it at all.
If you need help ranking, see follow-up tweet
#JulesBSREPoll
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I really haven't played enough of these games to be honest, I only played through them in like 2023 for the first time, but:
1. Resident Evil 2 (2019)
2. Resident Evil 4 (2023)
3. Resident Evil 7
4. Resident Evil Village
5. Resident Evil 3 (2020)
6. Resident Evil 4 (2005)
7. Resident Evil (2002)
1. Resident Evil 2 (2019)
2. Resident Evil 4 (2023)
3. Resident Evil 7
4. Resident Evil Village
5. Resident Evil 3 (2020)
6. Resident Evil 4 (2005)
7. Resident Evil (2002)
Not weird at all! Very normal to close an airport and all surrounding roads and then say “uhh nevermind”!
EL PASO, Texas (AP) — FAA says it has lifted temporary closure of airspace over El Paso, Texas, and all flights to resume.
February 11, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Not weird at all! Very normal to close an airport and all surrounding roads and then say “uhh nevermind”!
Last night I went to bed earlier than I normally do, rolled my alarm about 30 minutes earlier, got a solid 9 hours of sleep, and it’s easily the worst I’ve felt waking up in months. This is bullshit, I should have a temporary double jump with how much rest I got
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Last night I went to bed earlier than I normally do, rolled my alarm about 30 minutes earlier, got a solid 9 hours of sleep, and it’s easily the worst I’ve felt waking up in months. This is bullshit, I should have a temporary double jump with how much rest I got
While I’m sure they’re both fun and am planning to play both at some point, I’m not super loving that two of the most popular games at this moment are a game about trading babies like stocks and a game essentially titled Cat Eugenics
February 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
While I’m sure they’re both fun and am planning to play both at some point, I’m not super loving that two of the most popular games at this moment are a game about trading babies like stocks and a game essentially titled Cat Eugenics
I’ve never been more okay with arbitrarily deciding a franchise stopped making games than I am with believing that the last Yakuza game that ever came out was Infinite Wealth
February 10, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I’ve never been more okay with arbitrarily deciding a franchise stopped making games than I am with believing that the last Yakuza game that ever came out was Infinite Wealth
gamefaqs walkthrough for fester’s quest uploaded in 2026 where it becomes extremely evident two paragraphs in that the writer is going through a very messy divorce
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gamefaqs walkthrough for fester’s quest uploaded in 2026 where it becomes extremely evident two paragraphs in that the writer is going through a very messy divorce
While I agree with all of you, I do think it’s been long enough now that somebody is going to need to come up with a new joke about drafts that isn’t “you are a coward if you use them”
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
While I agree with all of you, I do think it’s been long enough now that somebody is going to need to come up with a new joke about drafts that isn’t “you are a coward if you use them”
I think I am on the side of the curlers being a little bit too mic'd up, I'm hearing the exact amount of phlegm this dude has in his nose right now
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I think I am on the side of the curlers being a little bit too mic'd up, I'm hearing the exact amount of phlegm this dude has in his nose right now
Jesus at least get them in focus man
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Jesus at least get them in focus man
Gimme them STONES
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Gimme them STONES
My boss is insisting on a meeting at noon and I do need them to understand that if the meeting is not about curling then it just won't be sticking in this particular person's brain
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
My boss is insisting on a meeting at noon and I do need them to understand that if the meeting is not about curling then it just won't be sticking in this particular person's brain
Reposted by local idiot chris
YOUNG MAN
what’s that thing that you found, I said
YOUNG MAN
it’s a leaf on the ground, I said
YOUNG MAN
it will make a cool sound, when you
PUT
IT
IN
YOUR LEAF HOLE
[WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP
WOMP]
It’s fun to eat a cool LEAF FROM THE GROUND
what’s that thing that you found, I said
YOUNG MAN
it’s a leaf on the ground, I said
YOUNG MAN
it will make a cool sound, when you
PUT
IT
IN
YOUR LEAF HOLE
[WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP
WOMP]
It’s fun to eat a cool LEAF FROM THE GROUND
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
YOUNG MAN
what’s that thing that you found, I said
YOUNG MAN
it’s a leaf on the ground, I said
YOUNG MAN
it will make a cool sound, when you
PUT
IT
IN
YOUR LEAF HOLE
[WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP
WOMP]
It’s fun to eat a cool LEAF FROM THE GROUND
what’s that thing that you found, I said
YOUNG MAN
it’s a leaf on the ground, I said
YOUNG MAN
it will make a cool sound, when you
PUT
IT
IN
YOUR LEAF HOLE
[WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP
WOMP]
It’s fun to eat a cool LEAF FROM THE GROUND
Honestly if Malinowski ran somewhere else on a platform that now primarily consisted of "I will fucking bury AIPAC if it's the last thing I do" he'd probably be a frontrunner for me just based on that
BIG NEWS FROM NJ-11: former Rep. Tom Malinowski concedes, congratulates Analilia Mejia on a positive and well-run campaign, blames AIPAC for his loss, and promises to vigorously oppose anyone AIPAC backs against Mejia in June
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Honestly if Malinowski ran somewhere else on a platform that now primarily consisted of "I will fucking bury AIPAC if it's the last thing I do" he'd probably be a frontrunner for me just based on that
Olympic gold medalist, in their head, while competing in the sport they have won the gold medal in: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fu-
new greatest underdog story in Olympic history: Germany's Phillipp Raimund, new Olympic gold medalist in ski jumping, WHO IS SCARED OF HEIGHTS
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...
February 10, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Olympic gold medalist, in their head, while competing in the sport they have won the gold medal in: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fu-
A lady at the vet showed up 10 minutes after me, saw me standing at the front desk waiting to be helped, CALLED the vet to get someone to the front desk and then TRIED TO CUT ME?? Fucking excuse me?
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
A lady at the vet showed up 10 minutes after me, saw me standing at the front desk waiting to be helped, CALLED the vet to get someone to the front desk and then TRIED TO CUT ME?? Fucking excuse me?
Important update: we have discovered a trick to getting our cat into the carrier.
Please clap.
Please clap.
February 10, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Important update: we have discovered a trick to getting our cat into the carrier.
Please clap.
Please clap.
Reposted by local idiot chris
the curling
it is very tense
it is very tense
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
the curling
it is very tense
it is very tense
Lol come on now
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
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February 9, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Lol come on now
Team Figure Skating is great because you see some of the most passionate dancing done with perfect synchronicity and then you find out that the song they danced to was Paint it Black, and not the Rolling Stones version but the one that was made for the Westworld TV show
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Team Figure Skating is great because you see some of the most passionate dancing done with perfect synchronicity and then you find out that the song they danced to was Paint it Black, and not the Rolling Stones version but the one that was made for the Westworld TV show