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Clearly Michigan basketball just hasn’t been truly tested by a worthy opponent, such as, say, the WIDELY FEARED first 10 minutes of a Seton Hall game
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Clearly Michigan basketball just hasn’t been truly tested by a worthy opponent, such as, say, the WIDELY FEARED first 10 minutes of a Seton Hall game
(this is mostly around the E33 discourse I’ve seen today but also criticism in general):
we need to really start making it a priority for everyone that if you’re going to be critical of something you MUST be able to understand the difference between “this is bad” and “I didn’t enjoy this”
we need to really start making it a priority for everyone that if you’re going to be critical of something you MUST be able to understand the difference between “this is bad” and “I didn’t enjoy this”
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
(this is mostly around the E33 discourse I’ve seen today but also criticism in general):
we need to really start making it a priority for everyone that if you’re going to be critical of something you MUST be able to understand the difference between “this is bad” and “I didn’t enjoy this”
we need to really start making it a priority for everyone that if you’re going to be critical of something you MUST be able to understand the difference between “this is bad” and “I didn’t enjoy this”
I have no idea why this game has stuck with me so much but MAN a tighter version of this would be so good
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I have no idea why this game has stuck with me so much but MAN a tighter version of this would be so good
if you are doing anything other than looking at this and going “alright” and moving on with your day you’re thinking too hard
New Hampshire - Democratic Presidential Polling:
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
if you are doing anything other than looking at this and going “alright” and moving on with your day you’re thinking too hard
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
unveiling my secret college basketball rooting interest (because my brother went the university and I like having a cheap excuse to go the rock) just to say: seton hall basketball whipped that ass today
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
unveiling my secret college basketball rooting interest (because my brother went the university and I like having a cheap excuse to go the rock) just to say: seton hall basketball whipped that ass today
also I'm about to back away from this because talking about Star Wars for more than two posts is a sign of brain decay, but to the people saying "so brave to say Rogue One is bad": this has been said for literally 9 years now, there is no world in which Rogue One Bad is even lukewarm
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
also I'm about to back away from this because talking about Star Wars for more than two posts is a sign of brain decay, but to the people saying "so brave to say Rogue One is bad": this has been said for literally 9 years now, there is no world in which Rogue One Bad is even lukewarm
Now THIS list, on the other hand, is completely right (can't speak for Solo, didn't see it, but it gave off "not the worst, probably watchable but not great" vibes so 8 seems spiritually correct)
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Now THIS list, on the other hand, is completely right (can't speak for Solo, didn't see it, but it gave off "not the worst, probably watchable but not great" vibes so 8 seems spiritually correct)
I don’t know about “best” (especially with comedy, that word basically has no meaning) but Naked Gun is certainly the MOST comedy movie of all time so it’s hard to argue with that.
But also, goddamn, that top 10, please watch a comedy that was made in the last 20 years, some of them are real good!
But also, goddamn, that top 10, please watch a comedy that was made in the last 20 years, some of them are real good!
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I don’t know about “best” (especially with comedy, that word basically has no meaning) but Naked Gun is certainly the MOST comedy movie of all time so it’s hard to argue with that.
But also, goddamn, that top 10, please watch a comedy that was made in the last 20 years, some of them are real good!
But also, goddamn, that top 10, please watch a comedy that was made in the last 20 years, some of them are real good!
gods curse whatever part of me latched onto kingdom hearts as a comfort game
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
gods curse whatever part of me latched onto kingdom hearts as a comfort game
okay I’m glad I’m seeing the correct counterbalance to all the “turkey is bad” takes on here which is that pretty much all pie is Bad and Sucks Actually
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
okay I’m glad I’m seeing the correct counterbalance to all the “turkey is bad” takes on here which is that pretty much all pie is Bad and Sucks Actually
please…no more roguelikes…
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
please…no more roguelikes…
Collinsworth just came REAL close to saying that Teddy Bridgewater should stop being in commercials and take football more seriously, fucking hell man
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Collinsworth just came REAL close to saying that Teddy Bridgewater should stop being in commercials and take football more seriously, fucking hell man
Legit kinda stunned at how it seemed like he didn’t put a ton of arm effort into that throw and it still traveled 40ish yards, yikes
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Legit kinda stunned at how it seemed like he didn’t put a ton of arm effort into that throw and it still traveled 40ish yards, yikes
lol close enough
Not watching but just letting you know:
-Lions kick field goal, game goes into OT
-Giants get ball first, 3 and out
-Lions score within 4 plays
-Lions kick field goal, game goes into OT
-Giants get ball first, 3 and out
-Lions score within 4 plays
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
lol close enough
Not watching but just letting you know:
-Lions kick field goal, game goes into OT
-Giants get ball first, 3 and out
-Lions score within 4 plays
-Lions kick field goal, game goes into OT
-Giants get ball first, 3 and out
-Lions score within 4 plays
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Not watching but just letting you know:
-Lions kick field goal, game goes into OT
-Giants get ball first, 3 and out
-Lions score within 4 plays
-Lions kick field goal, game goes into OT
-Giants get ball first, 3 and out
-Lions score within 4 plays
Everyone only ever talks about the first two because 3 and 4 are rough but man Suikoden V is sort of a forgotten gem of the PS2 era and deserves way more love
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Everyone only ever talks about the first two because 3 and 4 are rough but man Suikoden V is sort of a forgotten gem of the PS2 era and deserves way more love
Yeah okay, hey, that’s enough of the Nuzzi shit now, one of you gave that dickhead money and should be ashamed
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Yeah okay, hey, that’s enough of the Nuzzi shit now, one of you gave that dickhead money and should be ashamed
Today’s been too good so I’m just going to call my shot and say that by this time Monday we’re gonna be at war with Venezuela. These things never last long for us
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Today’s been too good so I’m just going to call my shot and say that by this time Monday we’re gonna be at war with Venezuela. These things never last long for us
This is clearly the karmic reward for me fighting the desire to order pizza and instead having a salad for dinner
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is clearly the karmic reward for me fighting the desire to order pizza and instead having a salad for dinner
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My favorite part of everything I've seen of the Mamdani stuff so far is that he is very clearly and obviously radiating "god I fucking do not want to be here" energy and it was STILL charming enough for Trump to immediately gravitate to him. The void of charisma in that place is beyond palpable
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My favorite part of everything I've seen of the Mamdani stuff so far is that he is very clearly and obviously radiating "god I fucking do not want to be here" energy and it was STILL charming enough for Trump to immediately gravitate to him. The void of charisma in that place is beyond palpable
I love these games dearly but whoever is in charge of making sure people know that a new Talos Principle game has come out desperately needs help. I cannot be finding out that there was a remaster of the first one with added content from looking at a GOLDEN JOYSTICKS NOMINEE LIST
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I love these games dearly but whoever is in charge of making sure people know that a new Talos Principle game has come out desperately needs help. I cannot be finding out that there was a remaster of the first one with added content from looking at a GOLDEN JOYSTICKS NOMINEE LIST
The mental image of Miller/Vance/et al trying to wrangle Trump as he opens every filing cabinet in the White House looking for “that nice photo of the president with the name of letters, you know the one” is pretty soothing
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The mental image of Miller/Vance/et al trying to wrangle Trump as he opens every filing cabinet in the White House looking for “that nice photo of the president with the name of letters, you know the one” is pretty soothing