Elessaelis
@elessaelis.evilsoft.org
Born and raised in NYC, living in Colorado. Social Media Director of Antifa. Salty af. I like baking, crafts, gaming, and punching Nazis.
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I would do it. Let's fucking go.
December 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I would do it. Let's fucking go.
"The 'blowing Bubba' pic is real. Bring it on, motherfucker." -- Bill Clinton, probably
December 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
"The 'blowing Bubba' pic is real. Bring it on, motherfucker." -- Bill Clinton, probably
Check your area school, too. Ours runs a pantry. I've also left a box of nonperishables on my porch. It was emptied twice on Halloween, even though we were out there with candy. My middle schooler has an unlimited granola bar budget for sharing. Feed people where you can. You don't need permission.
Big food banks get attention and resources but small, community-based food banks also do important work filling gaps in the safety net. Let’s boost nine of them, from the city to the suburbs to rural Colorado. I’ll match the next fifty $5 donations: www.coloradogives.org/story/arapah...
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Check your area school, too. Ours runs a pantry. I've also left a box of nonperishables on my porch. It was emptied twice on Halloween, even though we were out there with candy. My middle schooler has an unlimited granola bar budget for sharing. Feed people where you can. You don't need permission.
To everyone talking about how #Americans "unify," fucking stop. Just stop. I spent 10 years listening to MAGA insist I consider how their poor choices are my fault. It's their turn to look deep. Forgiveness without atonement = getting fucked harder next time. I refuse to be the bigger person. #us
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
To everyone talking about how #Americans "unify," fucking stop. Just stop. I spent 10 years listening to MAGA insist I consider how their poor choices are my fault. It's their turn to look deep. Forgiveness without atonement = getting fucked harder next time. I refuse to be the bigger person. #us
Happy Thanksgiving, America.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, America.
This #Thanksgiving, I am grateful for block lists.
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This #Thanksgiving, I am grateful for block lists.
People are really abusing the word "unacceptable."
"Unacceptable" is picking your nose at the dinner table. We're well beyond that.
"Unacceptable" is picking your nose at the dinner table. We're well beyond that.
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
People are really abusing the word "unacceptable."
"Unacceptable" is picking your nose at the dinner table. We're well beyond that.
"Unacceptable" is picking your nose at the dinner table. We're well beyond that.
I'm gonna get through my entire life without ever reading RFK Jr.'s poetry, and not a single one of you motherfuckers can thwart me.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I'm gonna get through my entire life without ever reading RFK Jr.'s poetry, and not a single one of you motherfuckers can thwart me.
To the 86 Democrats who voted to condemn socialism while our democracy fights to survive a fascist onslaught:
This is why Americans are going to skull-fuck you in your next primary.
This is why Americans are going to skull-fuck you in your next primary.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
To the 86 Democrats who voted to condemn socialism while our democracy fights to survive a fascist onslaught:
This is why Americans are going to skull-fuck you in your next primary.
This is why Americans are going to skull-fuck you in your next primary.
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
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Find someone who looks at you the way Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Find someone who looks at you the way Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
NYC Mayor-elect Mamdani has a meeting at the White House tomorrow. I think it’s admirable that the most powerful politician in America is willing to meet with Trump.
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Every time he throws a man-baby fit like this, all I can hear is "NO WIRE HANGERS!"
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Every time he throws a man-baby fit like this, all I can hear is "NO WIRE HANGERS!"
Dear Starbucks: I love your winter drinks and would be spending many dollars on them if you would stop fucking your employees.
Starbucks @sbworkersunited.org baristas are standing up to corporate greed and Starbucks’ unfair labor practices and demanding the fair contract they deserve.
No contract? NO COFFEE!
No contract? NO COFFEE!
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Dear Starbucks: I love your winter drinks and would be spending many dollars on them if you would stop fucking your employees.
Re: the #Epstein files.
Yes, of course Trump has more bullshit up his sleeve. But y'all are being serious downers about this. Congress had to get it passed before we could fight the next fight, and they did. Take the W.
Yes, of course Trump has more bullshit up his sleeve. But y'all are being serious downers about this. Congress had to get it passed before we could fight the next fight, and they did. Take the W.
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Re: the #Epstein files.
Yes, of course Trump has more bullshit up his sleeve. But y'all are being serious downers about this. Congress had to get it passed before we could fight the next fight, and they did. Take the W.
Yes, of course Trump has more bullshit up his sleeve. But y'all are being serious downers about this. Congress had to get it passed before we could fight the next fight, and they did. Take the W.
Oh no! Not harsh measures! Anything but that!
I read this in the voice of Marvin the Martian. "You're making me very, very angry!"
He was gonna get around to sending the National Guard here eventually, so let him do whatever the fuck he's gonna do.
#Trump #TinaPeters
I read this in the voice of Marvin the Martian. "You're making me very, very angry!"
He was gonna get around to sending the National Guard here eventually, so let him do whatever the fuck he's gonna do.
#Trump #TinaPeters
NEW: Trump is pissed that he can't pardon state crimes, and promises "harsh measures" if she's not released from prison. She was sentences to 9 years for stealing voter info for Trump.
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Oh no! Not harsh measures! Anything but that!
I read this in the voice of Marvin the Martian. "You're making me very, very angry!"
He was gonna get around to sending the National Guard here eventually, so let him do whatever the fuck he's gonna do.
#Trump #TinaPeters
I read this in the voice of Marvin the Martian. "You're making me very, very angry!"
He was gonna get around to sending the National Guard here eventually, so let him do whatever the fuck he's gonna do.
#Trump #TinaPeters
For everyone who thinks Americans aren't doing enough, I'm sorry this isn't playing out like some epic Avengers shit. Americans are too busy protecting their neighbors from Nazis.
#ICE #California
#ICE #California
Riverside County family says off-duty immigration agent held teenage son at gunpoint
The 17-year-old boy was driving home when he was ordered to stop by Gerardo Rodriguez, who pointed a firearm at him, according to the minor's lawyer. Neighbors say Rodriguez is a federal immigration a...
www.latimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
For everyone who thinks Americans aren't doing enough, I'm sorry this isn't playing out like some epic Avengers shit. Americans are too busy protecting their neighbors from Nazis.
#ICE #California
#ICE #California
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New York City billboards are displaying the president’s 91 felony charges.
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
New York City billboards are displaying the president’s 91 felony charges.
No lies detected.
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
No lies detected.
Bubba shot The Jukebox last night, and Donald Trump is The Jukebox.
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Bubba shot The Jukebox last night, and Donald Trump is The Jukebox.
Republicans are self-owning with this #Epstein email release like I have never seen anyone self own. They didn't shoot themselves in the foot. They got their whole collective head in front of the shotgun.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Republicans are self-owning with this #Epstein email release like I have never seen anyone self own. They didn't shoot themselves in the foot. They got their whole collective head in front of the shotgun.