Samson
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Am elk and I like roller coasters | 30 | he/him | ❤️🦌 @jackariah.bsky.social
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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The Smiling Friends go to a furry convention.
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The Smiling Friends go to a furry convention.
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
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It's that time of year!!! Rare Zarlo and Noya stuffed moment!
T4T (tummy for tummy)
T4T (tummy for tummy)
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's that time of year!!! Rare Zarlo and Noya stuffed moment!
T4T (tummy for tummy)
T4T (tummy for tummy)
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They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
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[ fatfur ] OH and something older i cant remember if i posted or not
kisses for braiii ( @shi3ly.bsky.social )
kisses for braiii ( @shi3ly.bsky.social )
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
[ fatfur ] OH and something older i cant remember if i posted or not
kisses for braiii ( @shi3ly.bsky.social )
kisses for braiii ( @shi3ly.bsky.social )
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With the Kimmel stuff few weeks ago, I decided that I would only watch Zootopia 2 on the High Seas
This only further cements my decision
I'd rather deal with the risk of being spoiled while I wait than to give my money to a company so eager to dismiss Art desipite owing its reputation to said Art
This only further cements my decision
I'd rather deal with the risk of being spoiled while I wait than to give my money to a company so eager to dismiss Art desipite owing its reputation to said Art
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
With the Kimmel stuff few weeks ago, I decided that I would only watch Zootopia 2 on the High Seas
This only further cements my decision
I'd rather deal with the risk of being spoiled while I wait than to give my money to a company so eager to dismiss Art desipite owing its reputation to said Art
This only further cements my decision
I'd rather deal with the risk of being spoiled while I wait than to give my money to a company so eager to dismiss Art desipite owing its reputation to said Art
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
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i have completed my magical training and am now a board certified deeruid (i ate the paper)
🎨 @kirillbrib.bsky.social
🎨 @kirillbrib.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i have completed my magical training and am now a board certified deeruid (i ate the paper)
🎨 @kirillbrib.bsky.social
🎨 @kirillbrib.bsky.social
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
Chocolate and cigarettes have the same flavor profile
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Chocolate and cigarettes have the same flavor profile
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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Mamdani is so good at this he charmed The Felon into joking around about being called a fascist, even patting Zohran on the arm affectionately.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Reporter: Are affirming that you think Trump is a fascist?
Mamdani: We’ve spoken about—
Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.
Mamdani: We’ve spoken about—
Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Mamdani is so good at this he charmed The Felon into joking around about being called a fascist, even patting Zohran on the arm affectionately.
Amazing.
Amazing.
When I was a kid I thought a tale of two cities was about Minneapolis and St Paul
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
When I was a kid I thought a tale of two cities was about Minneapolis and St Paul
Microwaving aluminum foil until I have cookies
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Microwaving aluminum foil until I have cookies
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
Your honor, free bird was playing
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Your honor, free bird was playing
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pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet uhhh pet pet pet pet
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet uhhh pet pet pet pet