Samson
@elks.bsky.social
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Am elk and I like roller coasters | 30 | he/him | ❤️🦌 @jackariah.bsky.social
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I hope Robert Moses is having a bad time in hell
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Hot honey keeps seeping its way into everything and I cannot wait for it to die
elks.bsky.social
It took 90 minutes to deplane an Icelandair 757 because they were using exactly one
elks.bsky.social
Just wait until they're out of jetways and you need to take the mobile lounge
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pacato.bsky.social
It's never too early to start testing out your favorite Thanksgiving pie recipes to make sure you've got the flavors down just right.
Thanks to @blizzienoms.bsky.social for the sketch!
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entriech.bsky.social
Got a fantastic commission from @goblinpng.bsky.social
Captured my raccoon perfectly, and was a joy to work with.
A selection of expression shots and a half body of a pink and black raccoon.  The expressions vary from nervous to curious to irritated, and in the half body picture she's dressed in a band t-shirt, jean skirt and fishnets, excitedly eating a pastry.
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timberwind.bsky.social
Following current 5-year trendlines, Furry Weekend Atlanta will be attended by everyone in the US by 2055, all living humans (UN median projection 2024) by 2065, and shortly after that, all humans who have ever lived in 2072.
elks.bsky.social
I do the exact same thing lmao
This is posting done right
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4nikkolas.bsky.social
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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pacato.bsky.social
Feeling very pleased now that the weather's consistently in the 60's, so Caleb and Sandra can go hiking amid the fall colors in their light knit clothes that are almost as soft and cozy as they are.
Thanks to @palehorntea.bsky.social for the sketch!
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aevris.bsky.social
the bird design won out over time but i do still like the stupid elk fall rut related doodles i did for ry circa 2023
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I don't think they should be allowed to do that
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All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)
elks.bsky.social
I love the park, just never actually camped at it. Always stayed by Hershey and did a day trip.

One day...
elks.bsky.social
Ough jealous, I've always wanted to actually camp there
elks.bsky.social
Eraserhead baby could be used as part of a Polo match I think
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kriscritter.bsky.social
This discourse is ancient history but the comic needed to be finished
elks.bsky.social
Was anyone else's middle school experience profoundly shaped by My Hands are Bananas
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elks.bsky.social
Espose: Bob the builder, then known as Construction Robert, was a contractor working on the Berlin Wall
elks.bsky.social
This chain is one of the biggest draws for Chicago imo
Delicious and cheap