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Elyse Ribbons
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Sinophile, Media Maven, owner of Chengdu Teahouse in Lansing, Michigan and former China resident for 20+ years

#woolfer
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A million Muslims live in New York City. We belong here, as does every other New Yorker.

This is vile Islamophobia from the Councilwoman and it has no place in our city.
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Once again: normal cops aren’t allowed to treat actual criminals like this, why are these random ice thugs allowed to do this?!

These are PEOPLE

I cannot wait until we have our Nuremberg trials for these jackasses. Wonder where these court cases will be held…
MINNEAPOLIS: “We kept yelling ‘she’s pregnant! She’s pregnant!’ — they put their knees in her… the handcuffed woman was dragged on the ground…”

Lawless.
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Yes puh-leeze!
December 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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That’s an easy answer: FUCK YES.
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Reiner on Trump
December 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I was pleasantly surprised to discover that the Consul General of the People’s Republic of China in Chicago, Wang Baodong, was from Shandong - it felt like serendipity that I had also brought a really nice tea from Shandong to serve him during the tea ceremony 🍵
December 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Our new Writers Workshop was surprisingly productive today despite the chill in the air - we learned about mind mapping / spider webbing, discussed our works in project, and then did a 100 word micro fiction piece based on the prompt: map

The weekly workshop is free and is every Sunday from 2-4pm
December 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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These attacks on due process for immigrants are a test run for weakening due process protections for all of us

This administration wants to be able to convict people on accusations and press releases

DUE PROCESS is our CORE PROTECTION against a tyrannical government
December 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more...

🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
After an incredibly stressful drive on icy mid-construction roads I finally made it to Detroit. Excited/nervous for Detroit China Day today - I’m MCing the Cultural Event and then pouring tea for Michigan, Detroit and Chinese officials

I do get a little joy knowing that food and bev are verboten ;)
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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This was test piloted in the literacy field between 2020-Present. It is a disaster. The people who took over have no idea what they are doing. They are reviewing syllabi and claiming bias.

BTW - Teaching critical thinking is not liberal bias.

Get ready colleagues…

www.forbes.com/sites/michae...
Proposed Model Bill Would Change College Tenure, Teaching, & Research
Three conservative groups have proposed model legislation that would dramatically change faculty tenure paths, teaching loads, research activities and hiring authority
www.forbes.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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ICYMI — “I identified myself as a U.S. citizen and a veteran, but that didn't matter. ICE Agents smashed my window, sprayed tear gas and pepper spray into my car, dragged me out… this experience violated the very principles I fought to defend.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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NHS: We would suggest you do not get pregnant again.
Wife: That's not a problem. We're done having kids.
NHS: Great.
Wife: Actually, since it would also solve my chronic pain issues, could I get a hysterectomy?
NHS: Oh no no no, you're far too young. What if you wanted more kids?
Wife: ...I'm sorry?
December 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Anyone else wake up around 3am and have better hyper focus and clarity than during the daylight hours but then total brain fog at 2pm?

To be clear, no alarm set, just every night my brain wakes me up no matter how tired my body is - I honestly usually play video games on my phone…
a cartoon of spongebob making a funny face
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob making a funny face
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Share in a time honored ritual of welcoming in the winter with bright scents and vibrant colors with an orange peel wreath while enjoying a cuppa with delightful company at the teahouse.

This event is free but space is limited so please RSVP to let us know if you will be joining 🍊

Sat Dec 20th @ 3
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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The N Carolina immigrant rights group Siembra is teaching business owners their rights if federal agents show up at their door.

While most can name their first and second amendment rights, far fewer are familiar with the fourth, which prohibits unreasonable government searches and seizures.
‘We’ll need to see a warrant’: the group teaching businesses a vital tool to fight ICE raids
Siembra in North Carolina gives owners fourth amendment rights trainings should federal agents show up at their door
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Despite the nasty winter weather we are indeed open today - swing by for a cuppa to keep warm on this snowy afternoon ❄️

Cuppas of the Day:
🎄👺🍃 Krampus Tea
🌶️☕️❤️‍🔥 Spicy Sichuan Chai
🫖🌹🍵 Rose Hibiscus Herbal

#chengduteahouse #oldtownlansing #spicysichuanchai #krampustea #hottea☕️
December 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Wild that even all these years later the episode still resonates. (Do wish they had gotten my name right though).
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39 Years Later, Star Trek's Greatest Data Episode Remains an Untouchable Sci-Fi Gem — CBR
Data is one of the most beloved characters from Star Trek: The Next Generation, and his early defining episode is no less powerful decades later.
apple.news
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
had an octopus (rightly) attempt to murder me - we should leave them be
December 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Relatable
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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This is the economy that Donald Trump called "A++++++" today.
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM