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Emily Kristen
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Physically in Oregon. Heart in KC.
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Ari, age 6, was like “What would happen if we put Spruce in the baby swing?” So we did an experiment
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
lol what do you MEAN we won
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
lol this game is so dumb
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Currently at a Friendsgiving I am too old to be at. Like I was expecting 10-12 people like a dinner party and there are easily 40 people here and the closet person to me in age is 8-10 years younger
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Today’s Horoscope for Emily:
You’ve planned everything you can plan. You don’t have to plan any thing else. You still will, of course, and it will be perfect.
🙋🏻‍♀️
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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When you cut and still have hella ass that's a good cut
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Things I would like to talk about today:
Wicked For Good
Wicked part one
Wicked the stage production
Cynthia Erivo and/or Ariana Grande
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
25 minutes until 2 Wicked 2 Good !!!!’
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Meanwhile, people diagnosed with ADHD later in life find these medications to be life-changing and spend a lot of time grieving the life they could have had if they’d had support as children.
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
BRING ME TO IOWA
November 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Excited to learn about who is in the Epstein files from a woman who’s 32 years younger than her husband
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Hey all, more resources to help you reach out to your reps about housing funding. Please share and urge everyone to call/write.
nlihc.quorum.us/campaign/814...
Urge Congress to Invest in Affordable Homes in Fiscal Year 2026
Urge Congress to Invest in Affordable Homes in Fiscal Year 2026
nlihc.quorum.us
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
New job, new round of trying to explain my chronic nerve pain and all the trauma surrounding it. Hooray.
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Wicked: For Good is the most excited I’ve ever been for emotional devastation. I KNOW this shit is gonna make me cry but don’t worry I still have tickets to see it twice
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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i too would like to be in a chrysalis until spring
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Just saying the whole “be kind bc you don’t know what other people are going through” is cliche for a reason. Life can be/often is so tough. Try to be someone who doesn’t make it unnecessarily tougher.
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I was told football was fun? When does that start
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Don’t worry, y’all, I’m prepared to take a shot and turn this around
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’ve had enough mimosas that picking fights on Facebook feels like a good idea someone take my phone away!!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I find it so funny when someone calls me a bitch. Like. Yeah? Are you brand new here or?
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
A dumb, fun lil ride in a dystopian future that feels a little tooooooooo close to home thank you so much!
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Just how morally, ethically, intellectually bankrupt do you have to be to argue that 15-year-olds can sell sex but can’t affirm gender
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’m two margaritas in. The edible just kicked in. About to sit for a movie (The Running Man)

What a good day 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM