Hon. Emma Lindstrom MPSP
@emmamaelind.bsky.social
*Parody Account for uOttawa’s Mock parliament.
Minister of Fishery!
MP Prince George-Northern Rockies ☃️
Proud member of the Polar Party
Minister of Fishery!
MP Prince George-Northern Rockies ☃️
Proud member of the Polar Party
Reposted by Hon. Emma Lindstrom MPSP
Canada’s new government is building affordable Igloos and Lego Homes at a rapid scale never seen before. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Canada’s new government is building affordable Igloos and Lego Homes at a rapid scale never seen before. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
So happy to have returned to my beautiful constituency! I’m gonna have a FLOODING of thoughts during this holiday break…. #foreshadowing
December 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So happy to have returned to my beautiful constituency! I’m gonna have a FLOODING of thoughts during this holiday break…. #foreshadowing
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As we promised! Happy December, Canada.
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Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
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Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
As we promised! Happy December, Canada.
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Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
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Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
Reposted by Hon. Emma Lindstrom MPSP
Glad to see a Jedi member finally acknowledge that New Frengland is a real threat.
Too bad his leader remains silent, even as our Tim Hortons workers face a 67% tariff on Timbits productivity.
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Too bad his leader remains silent, even as our Tim Hortons workers face a 67% tariff on Timbits productivity.
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Me and the ever-independent @brandonlympsp.bsky.social in a bipartisan meeting with two international governance consultants discussing how to deal with the New Frengland threat. They are currently wanted by Belgium for tipping 14.9% on the bill.
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Glad to see a Jedi member finally acknowledge that New Frengland is a real threat.
Too bad his leader remains silent, even as our Tim Hortons workers face a 67% tariff on Timbits productivity.
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Too bad his leader remains silent, even as our Tim Hortons workers face a 67% tariff on Timbits productivity.
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Reposted by Hon. Emma Lindstrom MPSP
APRÈS UNE RÉFLEXION APPROFONDIE ET DES ÉCHANGES AVEC LES PARTIS D’OPPOSITION, MON GOUVERNEMENT A DÉCIDÉ DE NE PAS PUBLIER LES DOSSIERS SITH LORS DE NOTRE PREMIER MANDAT ET METTRA FIN À TOUT COMMENTAIRE SUR CE SUJET.
MERCI DE VOTRE ATTENTION !
MERCI DE VOTRE ATTENTION !
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
APRÈS UNE RÉFLEXION APPROFONDIE ET DES ÉCHANGES AVEC LES PARTIS D’OPPOSITION, MON GOUVERNEMENT A DÉCIDÉ DE NE PAS PUBLIER LES DOSSIERS SITH LORS DE NOTRE PREMIER MANDAT ET METTRA FIN À TOUT COMMENTAIRE SUR CE SUJET.
MERCI DE VOTRE ATTENTION !
MERCI DE VOTRE ATTENTION !
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AFTER CAREFUL REFLECTION AND DISCUSSION WITH THE OPPOSITION PARTIES, MY GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED NOT TO PUBLISH THE SITH FILES IN OUR FIRST MANDATE AND WILL CEASE FURTHER COMMENTARY ON THE SUBJECT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
AFTER CAREFUL REFLECTION AND DISCUSSION WITH THE OPPOSITION PARTIES, MY GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED NOT TO PUBLISH THE SITH FILES IN OUR FIRST MANDATE AND WILL CEASE FURTHER COMMENTARY ON THE SUBJECT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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Already busy standing up for all Canadians since we are:
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Already busy standing up for all Canadians since we are:
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
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Happy birthday to Polar MP Imène Berkati. Our caucus is grateful to have you, and we look forward to your continued service to all Canadians in cabinet. 🇨🇦
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Bonne fête à la députée Polaire Imène Berkati. Notre caucus est chanceux de vous avoir et nous avons hâte de vous avoir au Cabinet. 🇨🇦
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Bonne fête à la députée Polaire Imène Berkati. Notre caucus est chanceux de vous avoir et nous avons hâte de vous avoir au Cabinet. 🇨🇦
Bourassa, je vous remercie !
Merci à tous mes constituants pour votre confiance envers moi et envers le Parti Polaire pour vous représenter à Ottawa. Ensemble, construisons un Canada cool 🆒🇨🇦❄️
Merci à tous mes constituants pour votre confiance envers moi et envers le Parti Polaire pour vous représenter à Ottawa. Ensemble, construisons un Canada cool 🆒🇨🇦❄️
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Happy birthday to Polar MP Imène Berkati. Our caucus is grateful to have you, and we look forward to your continued service to all Canadians in cabinet. 🇨🇦
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Bonne fête à la députée Polaire Imène Berkati. Notre caucus est chanceux de vous avoir et nous avons hâte de vous avoir au Cabinet. 🇨🇦
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Bonne fête à la députée Polaire Imène Berkati. Notre caucus est chanceux de vous avoir et nous avons hâte de vous avoir au Cabinet. 🇨🇦
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Good news: The Jedis finally recognize what’s at stake.
Bad news: The Leader’s courage apparently didn’t get the memo.
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Bonne nouvelle: Les Jedis reconnaissent enfin ce qui est en jeu.
Mauvaise nouvelle: Le courage de la Cheffe, lui, n’a visiblement pas reçu le mémo.
Bad news: The Leader’s courage apparently didn’t get the memo.
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Bonne nouvelle: Les Jedis reconnaissent enfin ce qui est en jeu.
Mauvaise nouvelle: Le courage de la Cheffe, lui, n’a visiblement pas reçu le mémo.
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Good news: The Jedis finally recognize what’s at stake.
Bad news: The Leader’s courage apparently didn’t get the memo.
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Bonne nouvelle: Les Jedis reconnaissent enfin ce qui est en jeu.
Mauvaise nouvelle: Le courage de la Cheffe, lui, n’a visiblement pas reçu le mémo.
Bad news: The Leader’s courage apparently didn’t get the memo.
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Bonne nouvelle: Les Jedis reconnaissent enfin ce qui est en jeu.
Mauvaise nouvelle: Le courage de la Cheffe, lui, n’a visiblement pas reçu le mémo.
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Give it to the Jedi Leader for pushing away a member who disagreed with her over the Timbits tariffs from N.F.
Why the cover up, Mackenzie ?
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Il n’y a que la Cheffe Jedi pour écarter un député à la suite d’un désaccord sur les tarifs N.F contre nos timbits.
Que cachez-vous, Mackenzie ?
Why the cover up, Mackenzie ?
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Il n’y a que la Cheffe Jedi pour écarter un député à la suite d’un désaccord sur les tarifs N.F contre nos timbits.
Que cachez-vous, Mackenzie ?
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Give it to the Jedi Leader for pushing away a member who disagreed with her over the Timbits tariffs from N.F.
Why the cover up, Mackenzie ?
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Il n’y a que la Cheffe Jedi pour écarter un député à la suite d’un désaccord sur les tarifs N.F contre nos timbits.
Que cachez-vous, Mackenzie ?
Why the cover up, Mackenzie ?
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Il n’y a que la Cheffe Jedi pour écarter un député à la suite d’un désaccord sur les tarifs N.F contre nos timbits.
Que cachez-vous, Mackenzie ?
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La révolte Jedi se poursuit… On apprend aujourd’hui que le député Ng a perdu le courage qu’il affichait lorsqu’il dénonçait les tarifs de la N.F. Il a choisi de rester au caucus en échange d’un poste de critique aux Finances: loin d’être le premier choix de sa cheffe, mais il se contente des restes.
December 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
La révolte Jedi se poursuit… On apprend aujourd’hui que le député Ng a perdu le courage qu’il affichait lorsqu’il dénonçait les tarifs de la N.F. Il a choisi de rester au caucus en échange d’un poste de critique aux Finances: loin d’être le premier choix de sa cheffe, mais il se contente des restes.
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The Jedi revolt continues… Today we learn that MP Ng has lost the courage he showed when he spoke out against the N.F. tariffs. He’s chosen to stay in caucus in exchange for a finance critic role — hardly a first choice for his leader, but he’ll settle for leftovers.
He isn’t worth the heat!
He isn’t worth the heat!
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Jedi revolt continues… Today we learn that MP Ng has lost the courage he showed when he spoke out against the N.F. tariffs. He’s chosen to stay in caucus in exchange for a finance critic role — hardly a first choice for his leader, but he’ll settle for leftovers.
He isn’t worth the heat!
He isn’t worth the heat!
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Standing up for Canada’s goods. 🇨🇦
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Standing up for Canada’s goods. 🇨🇦
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
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A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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@evanroche.bsky.social is getting it done. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@evanroche.bsky.social is getting it done. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
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“49 seats” @yusufrahmanmpsp.bsky.social gets an F in the “Accepting Election Results” course : he does not understand the mathematical difference between the numbers of one sole party and another built on a merger.
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“49 seats” @yusufrahmanmpsp.bsky.social gets an F in the “Accepting Election Results” course : he does not understand the mathematical difference between the numbers of one sole party and another built on a merger.
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
So excited to see totally random educated Canadian citizens who definitely aren’t MP Simon He stand up and inform others of the great policies coming from the PPC on igloos! ❄️
The PPC hasn’t build any homes yet because they are not in power yet…
And their plan is to build igloos, not homes. After over 6-7 years of being homeless under the “Outer-space home before real homes” budget of the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool agenda, I have enough of these anti-Canadian policies!
And their plan is to build igloos, not homes. After over 6-7 years of being homeless under the “Outer-space home before real homes” budget of the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool agenda, I have enough of these anti-Canadian policies!
Mr. Citizen,
I know you are an incredibly intelligent man simply mislead by PPC falsehoods and exaggerations.
This credit card budget is completely outside the realm of possibility. How many homes has the PPC built? We have entire PLANETS to explore and prepare housing at with our Jedi budget.
I know you are an incredibly intelligent man simply mislead by PPC falsehoods and exaggerations.
This credit card budget is completely outside the realm of possibility. How many homes has the PPC built? We have entire PLANETS to explore and prepare housing at with our Jedi budget.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
So excited to see totally random educated Canadian citizens who definitely aren’t MP Simon He stand up and inform others of the great policies coming from the PPC on igloos! ❄️
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The only scam here is the TAX ON COLD, stealing away COLD hard-earned cash from working Canadians (not career cabal Jedi-Preschooler politicians) 🚨
The PPC will finally end the BIGGEST SCAM in our HISTORY and AXE THE TAX 🪓
A snowstorm of money is coming back to your pockets Canadian patriots! 💸
The PPC will finally end the BIGGEST SCAM in our HISTORY and AXE THE TAX 🪓
A snowstorm of money is coming back to your pockets Canadian patriots! 💸
Very concerning! Someone tell the Parliamentary Budget Officer that if volunteers are scamming the PPC, the PPC are scamming Canada!
As a constituent of Chateauguay under the handsome @romeompsp.bsky.social, I love this budget!
I volunteer many days with @polarmpsp.bsky.social and love fraudulent expense claims. When I read the budget and found out we’re wasting public money with expensive, unproven cryogenic tech, I was IN!
I volunteer many days with @polarmpsp.bsky.social and love fraudulent expense claims. When I read the budget and found out we’re wasting public money with expensive, unproven cryogenic tech, I was IN!
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The only scam here is the TAX ON COLD, stealing away COLD hard-earned cash from working Canadians (not career cabal Jedi-Preschooler politicians) 🚨
The PPC will finally end the BIGGEST SCAM in our HISTORY and AXE THE TAX 🪓
A snowstorm of money is coming back to your pockets Canadian patriots! 💸
The PPC will finally end the BIGGEST SCAM in our HISTORY and AXE THE TAX 🪓
A snowstorm of money is coming back to your pockets Canadian patriots! 💸
How beautiful even the Canadian environment respects our great party 🌨️🥶
How fitting that within 48 hours of the Polar government, we see snowfall!
Our snowy platform is already having an impact on our country before we even took office!
THE POLAR PARTY IS TRULY THE BEST PARTY EVER!
Our snowy platform is already having an impact on our country before we even took office!
THE POLAR PARTY IS TRULY THE BEST PARTY EVER!
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How beautiful even the Canadian environment respects our great party 🌨️🥶
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How fitting that within 48 hours of the Polar government, we see snowfall!
Our snowy platform is already having an impact on our country before we even took office!
THE POLAR PARTY IS TRULY THE BEST PARTY EVER!
Our snowy platform is already having an impact on our country before we even took office!
THE POLAR PARTY IS TRULY THE BEST PARTY EVER!
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
How fitting that within 48 hours of the Polar government, we see snowfall!
Our snowy platform is already having an impact on our country before we even took office!
THE POLAR PARTY IS TRULY THE BEST PARTY EVER!
Our snowy platform is already having an impact on our country before we even took office!
THE POLAR PARTY IS TRULY THE BEST PARTY EVER!
As a new week dawns I’m thinking about the new government that dawns. ❄️
Just want to thank the effort of the leaders of the party for leading us to victory 🌨️🌨️
I’ve had so much fun this election cycle and am proud to work with the party going forward 🥶🥶
Just want to thank the effort of the leaders of the party for leading us to victory 🌨️🌨️
I’ve had so much fun this election cycle and am proud to work with the party going forward 🥶🥶
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
As a new week dawns I’m thinking about the new government that dawns. ❄️
Just want to thank the effort of the leaders of the party for leading us to victory 🌨️🌨️
I’ve had so much fun this election cycle and am proud to work with the party going forward 🥶🥶
Just want to thank the effort of the leaders of the party for leading us to victory 🌨️🌨️
I’ve had so much fun this election cycle and am proud to work with the party going forward 🥶🥶
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Dear my wonderful Victoria constituents, thank you each and everyone who voted and lend me your support.
With my sister Summer gone, I, along side with all of you, we will build a COOL Victoria, a COOLER Canada!
(Photo credit @meganbetsmac-mpsp.bsky.social)
With my sister Summer gone, I, along side with all of you, we will build a COOL Victoria, a COOLER Canada!
(Photo credit @meganbetsmac-mpsp.bsky.social)
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Dear my wonderful Victoria constituents, thank you each and everyone who voted and lend me your support.
With my sister Summer gone, I, along side with all of you, we will build a COOL Victoria, a COOLER Canada!
(Photo credit @meganbetsmac-mpsp.bsky.social)
With my sister Summer gone, I, along side with all of you, we will build a COOL Victoria, a COOLER Canada!
(Photo credit @meganbetsmac-mpsp.bsky.social)
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And this my friend, is true leadership
Someone who brings people together, who unites everyone.
Congratulations to my wonderful @polarmpsp.bsky.social on forming government. And I’m so proud of @romeompsp.bsky.social @aureliempsp.bsky.social @luciendaympsp.bsky.social
This epic team made history!
Someone who brings people together, who unites everyone.
Congratulations to my wonderful @polarmpsp.bsky.social on forming government. And I’m so proud of @romeompsp.bsky.social @aureliempsp.bsky.social @luciendaympsp.bsky.social
This epic team made history!
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
And this my friend, is true leadership
Someone who brings people together, who unites everyone.
Congratulations to my wonderful @polarmpsp.bsky.social on forming government. And I’m so proud of @romeompsp.bsky.social @aureliempsp.bsky.social @luciendaympsp.bsky.social
This epic team made history!
Someone who brings people together, who unites everyone.
Congratulations to my wonderful @polarmpsp.bsky.social on forming government. And I’m so proud of @romeompsp.bsky.social @aureliempsp.bsky.social @luciendaympsp.bsky.social
This epic team made history!
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Canada just elected a Polar government — and Polars are ready to build #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Canada just elected a Polar government — and Polars are ready to build #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
So grateful that my constituents have allowed me to come back and serve my beautiful riding of Prince George Peace River Northern Rockies 🩵❄️
Can’t wait to make forever winter come true 🌨️ #mpsp #Polarparty
Can’t wait to make forever winter come true 🌨️ #mpsp #Polarparty
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
So grateful that my constituents have allowed me to come back and serve my beautiful riding of Prince George Peace River Northern Rockies 🩵❄️
Can’t wait to make forever winter come true 🌨️ #mpsp #Polarparty
Can’t wait to make forever winter come true 🌨️ #mpsp #Polarparty