Emmy Speens
emmyspeens.bsky.social
Emmy Speens
@emmyspeens.bsky.social
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The One With Cartoon Eyes ☁️ Emperor's New Groove Adjacent

spyro truther

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what’s up non triangle heads it’s a triangle head here coming for your bag
August 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
what’s up non triangle heads it’s a triangle head here coming for your bag
August 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
And even if 1mil isn’t that much: should OTHER families have to starve so YOU don’t have to downsize?
I can’t stop thinking about the voter I talked to today who said they make over a million and so don’t want Mamdani to raise their taxes. “I have 3 kids, a million a year isn’t that much in NYC!”
I looked it up and if you make a million a year in NYC you are in fact part of the 1%.
June 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Dumpy
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This is the least “one week from a new console launch” I have ever felt in my life
May 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
New meaning of hawk tuah is this guy on the subway spitting chewed gum directly into his open palm
May 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
why did this turn into a link
“It’s not lying, it’s aspirational world building!” -me when I’m lying
building.me
May 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
New meaning of hawk tuah is this guy on the subway spitting chewed gum directly into his open palm
May 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
May 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“It’s not lying, it’s aspirational world building!” -me when I’m lying
building.me
May 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
These people use victimhood as a weapon lmao
This is incredible. All I said was "I'll see you at the con" and now Jeff Tarzia is crying "threat" because he's not used to harassing men.
May 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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We all know what they're into.
May 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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"Just change the party from inside"
May 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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The headphones I got with my iPhone 8 years ago aren’t compatible with my current phone. Why would I let Apple put technology in my brain?
WSJ - Apple has new technology intended to enable people to control their iPhones and other devices with neural signals captured by a new generation of brain implants. https://www.wsj.com/tech/apple-brain-computer-interface-9ec69919
www.wsj.com
May 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I can’t stop gooning at the gym
May 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.
May 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
May 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
150 hours — not counting the writing, the editing, and the tweeting. So really it’s an upwards of hundreds of hours spent violently obsessing over a singular person.

It’s insanity that YouTube allows this!
Alyssa’s lawsuit has been updated and Jeff looks even worse now.

He’s made over 100 videos about her totaling over 150 hours in the span of a year.

150 hours he could’ve spent with his wife and kids.

Jesus Christ.
May 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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when the flight attendants are telling me the same spiel I've heard a billion times in my life? I sit my white ass down and listen.
May 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM