Oakes
@eol.bsky.social
(he/him)
Satellite Jockey/Star Plumber 📡🛰🔧
Musician 🎸🎹🎺
Seattle sports optimist 🔱 🦅🦑🔊
Clumsy, with good reflexes
Satellite Jockey/Star Plumber 📡🛰🔧
Musician 🎸🎹🎺
Seattle sports optimist 🔱 🦅🦑🔊
Clumsy, with good reflexes
(Naming dudes) Chris Carson 😮💨
Carson merchant
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
(Naming dudes) Chris Carson 😮💨
Going 0 for 3 on my Thanksgiving NFL picks, but allotting low weighting to the picks so I can still win the week
a basketball player with the number 0 on his jersey is jumping in the air
ALT: a basketball player with the number 0 on his jersey is jumping in the air
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Going 0 for 3 on my Thanksgiving NFL picks, but allotting low weighting to the picks so I can still win the week
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Goff got ethered there, oof
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Goff got ethered there, oof
Fire all refs, imo. Into the sun, if necessary
Refs ruled that Matt LaFleur called a time out before this false start on fourth down
Packers scored the next play
Packers scored the next play
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Fire all refs, imo. Into the sun, if necessary
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
Woah
BREAKING: The New York Post has learned Dylan Cease to Blue Jays. $210M, 7 years
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Woah
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I'm single, a good baker/chef, bit woke, love to hike and ski, read cycle synching books, and a big romantic/good listener. Hit me up, ladies.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'm single, a good baker/chef, bit woke, love to hike and ski, read cycle synching books, and a big romantic/good listener. Hit me up, ladies.
Unfortunate, good player
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Unfortunate, good player
George Holani, see you in Valhalla, brother
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
George Holani, see you in Valhalla, brother
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imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
Drew, Shaq and Q? John guys
Jamal, Geno and Forsythe? Pete guys
Jamal, Geno and Forsythe? Pete guys
Drew Lock, Shaquill Griffin, Quandre Diggs... what is with John Schneider and the retreads🙄
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Drew, Shaq and Q? John guys
Jamal, Geno and Forsythe? Pete guys
Jamal, Geno and Forsythe? Pete guys
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KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPEAT KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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The first time 8 people miss a tackle on the same play and everyone still blames Nino because he was the last defender before the endzone >>>
The #Seahawks are reportedly working on bringing three-time Pro Bowler Quandre Diggs back to help their banged-up safety group.
sports.mynorthwest.com/nfl/seattle-...
sports.mynorthwest.com/nfl/seattle-...
Report: Seattle Seahawks working to bring back Quandre Diggs
The Seattle Seahawks are reportedly working on a deal to bring three-time Pro Bowl safety Quandre Diggs back as a member of the practice squad.
sports.mynorthwest.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The first time 8 people miss a tackle on the same play and everyone still blames Nino because he was the last defender before the endzone >>>
we gotta get Q on Bluesky stat
Nino back??? 🙌
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
we gotta get Q on Bluesky stat
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They should call this guy JarJar McCarthy because Heesa Doen Nutten
O'Connell: JJ McCarthy placed in concussion protocol.
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
They should call this guy JarJar McCarthy because Heesa Doen Nutten
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Holy shit wait the cowboys won??
Eagles eagling?
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Holy shit wait the cowboys won??
Checking in on SNF score:
Oh so the Seahawks D is GOOD good eh?
Oh so the Seahawks D is GOOD good eh?
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Checking in on SNF score:
Oh so the Seahawks D is GOOD good eh?
Oh so the Seahawks D is GOOD good eh?
Big Kirko woke up drippin like this
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Big Kirko woke up drippin like this