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Oakes
@eol.bsky.social
(he/him)
Satellite Jockey/Star Plumber 📡🛰🔧
Musician 🎸🎹🎺
Seattle sports optimist 🔱 🦅🦑🔊

Clumsy, with good reflexes
(Naming dudes) Chris Carson 😮‍💨
Carson merchant
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Going 0 for 3 on my Thanksgiving NFL picks, but allotting low weighting to the picks so I can still win the week
a basketball player with the number 0 on his jersey is jumping in the air
ALT: a basketball player with the number 0 on his jersey is jumping in the air
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Goff got ethered there, oof
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Fire all refs, imo. Into the sun, if necessary
Refs ruled that Matt LaFleur called a time out before this false start on fourth down

Packers scored the next play
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Woah
BREAKING: The New York Post has learned Dylan Cease to Blue Jays. $210M, 7 years
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I'm single, a good baker/chef, bit woke, love to hike and ski, read cycle synching books, and a big romantic/good listener. Hit me up, ladies.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Unfortunate, good player
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
George Holani, see you in Valhalla, brother
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Mr. Barro…
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Drew, Shaq and Q? John guys

Jamal, Geno and Forsythe? Pete guys
Drew Lock, Shaquill Griffin, Quandre Diggs... what is with John Schneider and the retreads🙄
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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The first time 8 people miss a tackle on the same play and everyone still blames Nino because he was the last defender before the endzone >>>
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
we gotta get Q on Bluesky stat
Nino back??? 🙌
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Purdy is BACK™️
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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They should call this guy JarJar McCarthy because Heesa Doen Nutten
O'Connell: JJ McCarthy placed in concussion protocol.
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Holy shit wait the cowboys won??
Eagles eagling?
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Checking in on SNF score:

Oh so the Seahawks D is GOOD good eh?
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Eagles eagling?
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Big Kirko woke up drippin like this
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM