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Oakes
@eol.bsky.social
(he/him)
Satellite Jockey, Musician, Seattle sports optimist

Clumsy, but with good reflexes
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This is a great watch. It starts out with what the Seahawks defense did wrong, and then focuses on the adjustments they made to right the ship
youtu.be/iHFJgO3ZVTY?...
HOW MIKE MACDONALD'S DEFENSE FINALLY CORRALLED MATT STAFFORD AND THE RAMS: WK 16 FILM STUDY
YouTube video by All_22_Films
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Uh…wow
He followed that up with these two posts:
January 20, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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Frame it.
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
If I squint at this I *guess* you can make the case there’s an impact player at every level of the D here, but you gotta give the man some more clay, back 7 in particular.

To say nothing of QB and the offense.

Free Jordyn Brooks
January 20, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Pffff fuck off
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Dawg what the hell are people smoking?
The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point
January 20, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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A lot of people have a problem with HB but he kind of cooked when he said this: "It you've got an issue with me, take your shot. You've never seen the likes of me. Im so unpredictable, so heterodox.”
January 19, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I had a handful of Hmong friends growing up, nicest most humble people. To say the thought of them being singled out and hunted makes my blood boil is an understatement
ICE is allegedly hunting for Hmong people in Minneapolis and as I watched video of the incident lo and behold @whstancil.bsky.social was on the scene
January 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Legit, what’s Penny up to?
Who is the recently retired running back most capable of pulling a Phillip Rivers?
January 19, 2026 at 7:05 PM
January 19, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The DDR RPG will heal America
There’s a video game announcement coming some time this year that I have not seen anyone even remotely touch on/guess/theorize about, and I think people are going to absolutely lose their minds. I have nothing to do with it, but am genuinely excited for it to be announced just to see the reactions.
January 19, 2026 at 6:56 PM
January 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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the NFL held moments of silence for a podcaster
Source: Texans’ LB Azeez Al-Shaair was fined $11,593 for a violation of the NFL uniform and equipment rules for wearing eye black that contained a personal message during last week’s Wild Card game.
January 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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Bosa brothers waking up eliminated on MLK Day
January 19, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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I'm imagining this as a Real Housewives intro
incredible stuff
January 19, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Manic pixie dream grifter
incredible stuff
January 19, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I skimmed this at first and then actually read it. The rambling demands of a mad self-perceived king is the only way to accurately describe it
mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Final 49er’s thought…

Credit to Trent Williams. It’s remarkable that one player’s presence can have such an impact on an offense. With him missing in week 18 against the Seahawks and appearing last night’s divisional game, he *doubled* the amount of points that SF scored from 3 to 6
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 AM
🎯
I think Ben Johnson is going to spend the offseason regretting not going for two at the end of regulation. They gave the Rams everything and needed a miracle play to be in position. Why not take the swing?
January 19, 2026 at 5:08 AM
We need a “It is time for Paul Sewald to pitch” meme equivalent for “throw the ball to the empty damn space”.

You’ll never guess where this ball went with 5 yards to gain!
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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Welp, Chicago had their chance. Mevis’ motion is atrocious, when his timing goes he’s done, but his timing was correct on that one. I wouldn’t trust him with anything over 50 yards with the game on the line, he’s gonna hook it left.
January 19, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Seahawks better win this thing, a Rams, Pats, or Broncos title would be disgusting
January 19, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Welcome
January 19, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Hoo boy
January 19, 2026 at 3:16 AM