Oakes
@eol.bsky.social
(he/him)
Satellite Jockey, Musician, Seattle sports optimist
Clumsy, but with good reflexes
Satellite Jockey, Musician, Seattle sports optimist
Clumsy, but with good reflexes
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he’s right
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM
he’s right
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January 21, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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Observation: I may need to start prefacing my posts with dialogue prefixes like HK-47 to avoid misinterpretation
January 21, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Observation: I may need to start prefacing my posts with dialogue prefixes like HK-47 to avoid misinterpretation
Harbaugh has gone woke
NEWS: Former Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel is expected to become the Chargers' next offensive coordinator, per @diannarussini.bsky.social and Daniel Popper.
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Harbaugh has gone woke
I know pockets of Seahawks twitter disagree but there’s a strong case for Emmanwori, too. Neither will if I had to bet, but that’s exciting as hell
January 20, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I know pockets of Seahawks twitter disagree but there’s a strong case for Emmanwori, too. Neither will if I had to bet, but that’s exciting as hell
Rook 🤝 Vet. 📺: Re-watch the game on NFL+.
YouTube video by Seattle Seahawks
youtube.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Posting small wins: updated glasses/contact prescriptions never cease to be magical. The world is a beautiful place
January 20, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Posting small wins: updated glasses/contact prescriptions never cease to be magical. The world is a beautiful place
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Multiple citizen reports today of ICE deployed near Climate Pledge Arena, staying at the Stay Pineapple hotel at 5th and Bell.
If you're planning on going to the Torrent game tonight and you've got a higher risk profile (i.e., if you're brown), be extremely vigilant.
If you're planning on going to the Torrent game tonight and you've got a higher risk profile (i.e., if you're brown), be extremely vigilant.
January 20, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Multiple citizen reports today of ICE deployed near Climate Pledge Arena, staying at the Stay Pineapple hotel at 5th and Bell.
If you're planning on going to the Torrent game tonight and you've got a higher risk profile (i.e., if you're brown), be extremely vigilant.
If you're planning on going to the Torrent game tonight and you've got a higher risk profile (i.e., if you're brown), be extremely vigilant.
Getchu some cheese, now, Bryce
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Getchu some cheese, now, Bryce
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i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
“There are thousands of vicious animals in Minnesota alone, which is why the crime stats are, Nationwide, the BEST EVER RECORDED.”
Gibberish, lies, rhetoric-police violations, all in one sentence. Impressive really
Gibberish, lies, rhetoric-police violations, all in one sentence. Impressive really
Trump is clearly frustrated by DHS’s propaganda campaign in Minnesota and thinks he can do better
January 20, 2026 at 5:13 PM
“There are thousands of vicious animals in Minnesota alone, which is why the crime stats are, Nationwide, the BEST EVER RECORDED.”
Gibberish, lies, rhetoric-police violations, all in one sentence. Impressive really
Gibberish, lies, rhetoric-police violations, all in one sentence. Impressive really
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school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
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This is a great watch. It starts out with what the Seahawks defense did wrong, and then focuses on the adjustments they made to right the ship
youtu.be/iHFJgO3ZVTY?...
youtu.be/iHFJgO3ZVTY?...
HOW MIKE MACDONALD'S DEFENSE FINALLY CORRALLED MATT STAFFORD AND THE RAMS: WK 16 FILM STUDY
YouTube video by All_22_Films
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 6:27 AM
This is a great watch. It starts out with what the Seahawks defense did wrong, and then focuses on the adjustments they made to right the ship
youtu.be/iHFJgO3ZVTY?...
youtu.be/iHFJgO3ZVTY?...
Uh…wow
January 20, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Uh…wow
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If I squint at this I *guess* you can make the case there’s an impact player at every level of the D here, but you gotta give the man some more clay, back 7 in particular.
To say nothing of QB and the offense.
Free Jordyn Brooks
To say nothing of QB and the offense.
Free Jordyn Brooks
January 20, 2026 at 2:23 AM
If I squint at this I *guess* you can make the case there’s an impact player at every level of the D here, but you gotta give the man some more clay, back 7 in particular.
To say nothing of QB and the offense.
Free Jordyn Brooks
To say nothing of QB and the offense.
Free Jordyn Brooks
Pffff fuck off
Dolphins announce Jeff Hafley as their new head coach.
Dolphins announce Jeff Hafley as their new head coach
The Dolphins made Jeff Hafley's hiring official, announcing him as the 12th full-time head coach in franchise history.
www.nbcsports.com
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Pffff fuck off
Dawg what the hell are people smoking?
January 20, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Dawg what the hell are people smoking?
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A lot of people have a problem with HB but he kind of cooked when he said this: "It you've got an issue with me, take your shot. You've never seen the likes of me. Im so unpredictable, so heterodox.”
January 19, 2026 at 8:17 PM
A lot of people have a problem with HB but he kind of cooked when he said this: "It you've got an issue with me, take your shot. You've never seen the likes of me. Im so unpredictable, so heterodox.”
I had a handful of Hmong friends growing up, nicest most humble people. To say the thought of them being singled out and hunted makes my blood boil is an understatement
ICE is allegedly hunting for Hmong people in Minneapolis and as I watched video of the incident lo and behold @whstancil.bsky.social was on the scene
January 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I had a handful of Hmong friends growing up, nicest most humble people. To say the thought of them being singled out and hunted makes my blood boil is an understatement
Legit, what’s Penny up to?
January 19, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Legit, what’s Penny up to?
The DDR RPG will heal America
There’s a video game announcement coming some time this year that I have not seen anyone even remotely touch on/guess/theorize about, and I think people are going to absolutely lose their minds. I have nothing to do with it, but am genuinely excited for it to be announced just to see the reactions.
January 19, 2026 at 6:56 PM
The DDR RPG will heal America