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Everton The Sitcom

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Long suffering Evertonian, Lagger by trade. I tend to just read everyone else's posts and rarely add anything worth writing home about. Trying to kick the bollocks out of prostate cancer!

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Dan Friedkins Co Pilot @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social · 3h

I do what I can lads

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 6h

We need a petition for her to back on our screens
Hosting everything.

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 6h

Good lord

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 6h

She was incredible

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 7h

This is just the stuff she shares, imagine the snack drawer in her house 🤣

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 7h

Happy birthday Suz! 🎂🥳

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 8h

Happy birthday mate 💪

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NORTHERN RESIDENT ARTIST @northresidentart.bsky.social · 16h

So I entered on a whim and now I am Lancashire artist of the year. Thank you to everyone who voted. Evertonians, general public, Runners, readers of canal based magazines, bridge dwellers, Parbold types and all them scousers who clearly admire wools thank you for voting….an evertonian wins a title

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

I dont know how they do it, id crumble under the pressure 🤣
I'm doing well thanks, apart from this bloody lurgy, thats actually making me feel ill more than anything 🤦‍♂️

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 1d

When parakeets cosplay

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 1d

Cluedo on ketamine.

Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 1d

A tearful Kim Robinson reports that God showed her that Charlie Kirk was rewarded with a horse ranch in Heaven and she saw "Charlie riding on a horse, with Jesus."

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

You have to scroll through these.
Incredible.

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 1d

The photography in this article really feels like The Times are deliberately setting these people up for ridicule. (You can read it without visiting The Times here archive.ph/KZZC1)

An article from The Times: "Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future". Featuring bizarre portraits of Charles Amos, Rhys Benjamin and Daniel Campbell.

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

a sign that says horni police in black letters

ALT: a sign that says horni police in black letters

media.tenor.com

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County Road Bobblers @cbobblers1878.bsky.social · 1d

'If Russians do come, I want Seamus Coleman in the trenches with me'

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

The life insurance are worse , "you say you haven't been able to work properly since June, but did 3 consecutive days in July, therefore we must take July as the last time you worked full time"
Fuck off i managed 3 days ye bastards.

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no it didn't come across as flippant, I knew what you you meant.
Its never changed since I was there 20 years ago, well it has, its now horrific 🤣

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Not hard to argue it i suppose, not like I'm saying I've got a bad back or something 🤣

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

I'm fortunate enough to not qualify for special rules, in that I have more than 12 months.

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

They have processed my application, and ill get an award in next 2 weeks.
Must be some kind of record that considering i don't fall under special rules, ive only waited about 6 weeks.

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Oooo PIP are going to call me, prob just to ask if I'm still terminally ill since the time I filled the form out 🤣

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Ive won the postcode lottery again ...woo hoo 🤣

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Oooo PIP are going to call me, prob just to ask if I'm still terminally ill since the time I filled the form out 🤣

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

"You're terminally ill? Have you thought about your short term job goals" 🤣

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

I have an 8 yr old daughter....kpop and Taylor swift are destroying my Spotify 🤣

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cheryl1878.bsky.social @cheryl1878.bsky.social · 1d

Dickie Bow Thursday💙
Loved this man💙 a genuine great human being 💙

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Lurgy is full blown now
Me arse is dead
Ive had 3 hot flushes already
Good morning all 🤣