Everton The Sitcom
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Long suffering Evertonian, Lagger by trade. I tend to just read everyone else's posts and rarely add anything worth writing home about.
Trying to kick the bollocks out of prostate cancer!
Trying to kick the bollocks out of prostate cancer!
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Central Park, Central/Northern Docks regeneration
YouTube video by Barry1878
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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When all around you are losing their heads...join them. Be one of the hottest heads in town with the Santo Domingo bobbles. See all designs and colours by heading to evertonthegear.co.uk/collections/...
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
When all around you are losing their heads...join them. Be one of the hottest heads in town with the Santo Domingo bobbles. See all designs and colours by heading to evertonthegear.co.uk/collections/...
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November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Slappy Christmas...
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Slappy Christmas...
Nothing to see here.
Clearance from Trump to enter the country without fear of being arrested over an outstanding case.
3 match ban reduced to 1 because he hasn't had one in a while.
Fuck off
Clearance from Trump to enter the country without fear of being arrested over an outstanding case.
3 match ban reduced to 1 because he hasn't had one in a while.
Fuck off
😭 They don’t half bend the rules for this lad. That meeting with Trump paid off. Cant wait until the next time someone gets a 3 match ban & the authorities go, “We’ll just suspend the 2nd & 3rd matches for the next year…”😂
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Nothing to see here.
Clearance from Trump to enter the country without fear of being arrested over an outstanding case.
3 match ban reduced to 1 because he hasn't had one in a while.
Fuck off
Clearance from Trump to enter the country without fear of being arrested over an outstanding case.
3 match ban reduced to 1 because he hasn't had one in a while.
Fuck off
Been goosed today, out with the dog we go.
Its deffo this hat weather.
Its deffo this hat weather.
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Been goosed today, out with the dog we go.
Its deffo this hat weather.
Its deffo this hat weather.
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After last night's win at Old Trafford, David Moyes is now sitting on 1.53 points per game in 34 games at Everton.
Which is 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 to his average at West Ham and almost exactly what he averaged in his first stint at Everton (1.54).
Which is 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 to his average at West Ham and almost exactly what he averaged in his first stint at Everton (1.54).
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
After last night's win at Old Trafford, David Moyes is now sitting on 1.53 points per game in 34 games at Everton.
Which is 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 to his average at West Ham and almost exactly what he averaged in his first stint at Everton (1.54).
Which is 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 to his average at West Ham and almost exactly what he averaged in his first stint at Everton (1.54).
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Anyway, the point is that since Moyes returned to Everton in January, they've been the 9th best team in the PL. In the 10 months prior to Moyes' return they were the 16th best team in the PL.
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Anyway, the point is that since Moyes returned to Everton in January, they've been the 9th best team in the PL. In the 10 months prior to Moyes' return they were the 16th best team in the PL.
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Her greatest moment was while co=commentating with danny ,murphy asks why a shot that hits the post isn't counted as on target .Meulensteen replies "because the net is the target not the post danny" silence from murphy.
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Her greatest moment was while co=commentating with danny ,murphy asks why a shot that hits the post isn't counted as on target .Meulensteen replies "because the net is the target not the post danny" silence from murphy.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
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When you've just beaten United at their gaff with 10 men and gone above the Shite
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When you've just beaten United at their gaff with 10 men and gone above the Shite
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Knobhead knows.
1-0 to the toffees. The official verdict from knobhead.
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Knobhead knows.
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My blood pressure has taken a hammering after that second half… though we were brilliant. Guess I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My blood pressure has taken a hammering after that second half… though we were brilliant. Guess I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue
Play that song....
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Play that song....
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Feel fucking emotional
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Feel fucking emotional
Worst united team I've ever seen that.
Destroyed by 10 men for 85 minutes.
UTFT!!!!
Destroyed by 10 men for 85 minutes.
UTFT!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Worst united team I've ever seen that.
Destroyed by 10 men for 85 minutes.
UTFT!!!!
Destroyed by 10 men for 85 minutes.
UTFT!!!!
Yerrrrtsssssssssdsssssssssssssssssssss
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Yerrrrtsssssssssdsssssssssssssssssssss
Last 30.seconds
Come on
Come on
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Last 30.seconds
Come on
Come on
Hearts in my fucking mouth here
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Hearts in my fucking mouth here
4 mins extra time 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
4 mins extra time 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Beto fell over ffs
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Beto fell over ffs
Lee Dixon will be beating the shite out of his Mrs whilst watching this
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Lee Dixon will be beating the shite out of his Mrs whilst watching this
Time waste like mad now, hit the floor at every opportunity. Every other club does it to us.
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Time waste like mad now, hit the floor at every opportunity. Every other club does it to us.