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philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 1d

Somebody asked me "why do they celebrate thanksgiving in Canada" I said they were giving thanks for not being American.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 2d

Calm down Woolsworth, Happea birthday.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 3d

Calm down 'Barry Norman' and turnover for the Spike Milligan doc.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 3d

When you pick a player for the national team the best you can hope for is that he replicates his club form.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 3d

You been hugging hoodies again Bri ?

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 3d

Apparently she wrote the song 'Houdini' about your lucky escape.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 3d

I feel your pain💔

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 3d

Lucky escape there mate,think she's a red.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 4d

Anyone I know with five toes has been involved in an industrial accident.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 4d

Bit sexist to think that only male snails go out at night. Think they might be hermaphrodite in which case ignore this post .

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 6d

If you can't taste the difference does it matter,if you can taste the difference what's the problem.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 6d

You shall be carried on the shoulders of fellow Evertonians through the concourses of the Hill Dicko,and they will sing a song in honour of your bread. You will throw slices to the adoring masses the video will go viral and you shall be mocked by every other fan in the land.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 8d

Can I buy your dog.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 8d

Untying the Gordian knot with the sword of Damocles hanging above your head.Enjoy.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 8d

He does all his own stunts so probably would.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 8d

Calm down Mary Poppins.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 8d

It's very simple a black kid and a white kid might suffer identical problems and deprivation throughout their lives,but the white kid will seldom if ever be pre judged or discriminated against simply based on the colour of his skin.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 8d

It's not unusual,I feel the same way 😕

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 8d

Don't know what they're worried about there's plenty of white history involved in Black history month it's called the slave trade,and colonialism.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 8d

Looks like exhibit A in a murder trial. 😳

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 9d

Are you or have you ever been that "scouse nan"?

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 9d

And in what pub will you be improving your mental health.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 9d

You can get cream for that Bri .

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 9d

Did they ever make it all the way to school,if they didn't it would go a long way to explaining your adult fetish.

philrobefc.bsky.social @philrobefc.bsky.social · 9d

The way he stands outside the area he's almost playing CB, I shit myself that one day he'll be lobbed doing this.