[REDACTED] (Also known as Eve)
@evethevampire.bsky.social
24, She/They, autistic, Marxist, trans ally🏳️⚧️, pro-Palestine🇵🇸
18+ MDNI
18+ MDNI
As an autistic woman, a lot of us have that fear of accidentally pissing people off without understanding what we done wrong because for a lot of us, there was *that one time* where that actually happened...
And I could not possibly comprehend a scenario that ever played out as bad as this-
And I could not possibly comprehend a scenario that ever played out as bad as this-
Two years and two days ago, a woman delivered some chili to her new neighbors. Everyone was very happy and normal and there were no lasting effects.
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
As an autistic woman, a lot of us have that fear of accidentally pissing people off without understanding what we done wrong because for a lot of us, there was *that one time* where that actually happened...
And I could not possibly comprehend a scenario that ever played out as bad as this-
And I could not possibly comprehend a scenario that ever played out as bad as this-
So the doordash girl caught charges for posting evidence online for the greater internet to see and now people are trying to paint her as the predator when why the FUCK was a man making a doordash order with his pants down and the door wide open?!
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
So the doordash girl caught charges for posting evidence online for the greater internet to see and now people are trying to paint her as the predator when why the FUCK was a man making a doordash order with his pants down and the door wide open?!
No. There is zero evidence vikings ever wore dreadlocks or, as some people love to claim, boxbraids.
I have heard an actual Icelandic woman with confirmed viking ancestors even say this is bullshit.
Im sorry, but as the person you quoteposted has already said, if you have 1a-2c hair-
I have heard an actual Icelandic woman with confirmed viking ancestors even say this is bullshit.
Im sorry, but as the person you quoteposted has already said, if you have 1a-2c hair-
Some viking reportedly had dread locks so it has historical basis. :)
The age old argument about why white people should not get dread locs: wear the styles that are good for your hair type specifically.
Some white people have curly hair, and some are white-passing biracial people with kinky hair who can make it work. If you have bone straight hair try another style
Some white people have curly hair, and some are white-passing biracial people with kinky hair who can make it work. If you have bone straight hair try another style
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
No. There is zero evidence vikings ever wore dreadlocks or, as some people love to claim, boxbraids.
I have heard an actual Icelandic woman with confirmed viking ancestors even say this is bullshit.
Im sorry, but as the person you quoteposted has already said, if you have 1a-2c hair-
I have heard an actual Icelandic woman with confirmed viking ancestors even say this is bullshit.
Im sorry, but as the person you quoteposted has already said, if you have 1a-2c hair-
You know this bitch was the type in high school to talk shit about you to everybody and then start crying when you and your friends would confront her about it.
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You know this bitch was the type in high school to talk shit about you to everybody and then start crying when you and your friends would confront her about it.
Why the fuck did I just read that Bubba was also the name for Ghislaine Maxwell's horse?!?
So it's a 50/50 shot he either had Clinton in his mouth or HORSE COCK?
So it's a 50/50 shot he either had Clinton in his mouth or HORSE COCK?
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Why the fuck did I just read that Bubba was also the name for Ghislaine Maxwell's horse?!?
So it's a 50/50 shot he either had Clinton in his mouth or HORSE COCK?
So it's a 50/50 shot he either had Clinton in his mouth or HORSE COCK?
As someone who sits in the spectrum of bisexuality, let me be very fucking clear that those two are not entering the club.
I dont care how fat Clinton's clint is or how much glizzy Donnie can gobble.
I dont care how fat Clinton's clint is or how much glizzy Donnie can gobble.
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
As someone who sits in the spectrum of bisexuality, let me be very fucking clear that those two are not entering the club.
I dont care how fat Clinton's clint is or how much glizzy Donnie can gobble.
I dont care how fat Clinton's clint is or how much glizzy Donnie can gobble.
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U first
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
U first
It's okay to not understand something, but it doesn't make it wrong. People have taken stuff like he/him lesbians, pansexuality, polyamory, etc. and try to turn them in a moral debate within queerness because it makes them uncomfortable or confused and thats just wrong and kinda shitty.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's okay to not understand something, but it doesn't make it wrong. People have taken stuff like he/him lesbians, pansexuality, polyamory, etc. and try to turn them in a moral debate within queerness because it makes them uncomfortable or confused and thats just wrong and kinda shitty.
I'm sorry to anyone who ever spend time drawing Alana O'Brien or was just simply a fan of her art. She's such an unbelievable piece of shit and I'm surprised she got away with it for so long when her liked posts were always visible.
Not to mention just spitting in the faces of real artists who-
Not to mention just spitting in the faces of real artists who-
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'm sorry to anyone who ever spend time drawing Alana O'Brien or was just simply a fan of her art. She's such an unbelievable piece of shit and I'm surprised she got away with it for so long when her liked posts were always visible.
Not to mention just spitting in the faces of real artists who-
Not to mention just spitting in the faces of real artists who-
Happy 2 year anniversary of the day I left my abusive ex🍾
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Happy 2 year anniversary of the day I left my abusive ex🍾
Example A as to why I can't stand anybody with a Ukrainian military doge profile pic.
How you manage to be racist, disrespectful to Americans, AND politically illiterate about communism is amazing.
And fuck NATO.
How you manage to be racist, disrespectful to Americans, AND politically illiterate about communism is amazing.
And fuck NATO.
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Example A as to why I can't stand anybody with a Ukrainian military doge profile pic.
How you manage to be racist, disrespectful to Americans, AND politically illiterate about communism is amazing.
And fuck NATO.
How you manage to be racist, disrespectful to Americans, AND politically illiterate about communism is amazing.
And fuck NATO.
Almost forgot to post a happy birthday to Carl Sagan. Would've been 91.
Would've also been like, "you stupid bitches didn't listen to a goddamn word I said."
Would've also been like, "you stupid bitches didn't listen to a goddamn word I said."
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Almost forgot to post a happy birthday to Carl Sagan. Would've been 91.
Would've also been like, "you stupid bitches didn't listen to a goddamn word I said."
Would've also been like, "you stupid bitches didn't listen to a goddamn word I said."
Show us what your house looks like. Bonus if you post pictures of your car as well.
You can censor your address and license plate, I'm not asking for that. I just wanna confirm whether your shit is nasty or not since a lot of racists tend to live in biohazards.
You can censor your address and license plate, I'm not asking for that. I just wanna confirm whether your shit is nasty or not since a lot of racists tend to live in biohazards.
That's a prosperous looking home with that vehicle and all. How many Jamaicans can afford to put up panels? Do they have to own their homes to do so? Do their homes need to be very sturdy, not shacks?
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Show us what your house looks like. Bonus if you post pictures of your car as well.
You can censor your address and license plate, I'm not asking for that. I just wanna confirm whether your shit is nasty or not since a lot of racists tend to live in biohazards.
You can censor your address and license plate, I'm not asking for that. I just wanna confirm whether your shit is nasty or not since a lot of racists tend to live in biohazards.
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
Zohran
And goddamnit Zohwon.
And goddamnit Zohwon.
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Zohran
And goddamnit Zohwon.
And goddamnit Zohwon.
Okay, maybe I'll lib out a little but I gotta drive myself home.
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Okay, maybe I'll lib out a little but I gotta drive myself home.
Dick Cheney's gender neutral public restroom. Coming soon.
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Dick Cheney's gender neutral public restroom. Coming soon.
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sometimes a person dies and you think "he was a bad guy but i still feel bad for his family" and sometimes the person is Dick Cheney and you're like "never mind they deserve that misery"
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
sometimes a person dies and you think "he was a bad guy but i still feel bad for his family" and sometimes the person is Dick Cheney and you're like "never mind they deserve that misery"
Me: Stop treating N*ck F*entes like an advocate for 🇵🇸. Hes a liar and a neo-nazi who violently hates both Jews and Muslims.
Some shithead: Here's a video of Israelis violently killing sheep that I'm spamming under your profile since you clearly support Netanyahu!
Some shithead: Here's a video of Israelis violently killing sheep that I'm spamming under your profile since you clearly support Netanyahu!
November 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Me: Stop treating N*ck F*entes like an advocate for 🇵🇸. Hes a liar and a neo-nazi who violently hates both Jews and Muslims.
Some shithead: Here's a video of Israelis violently killing sheep that I'm spamming under your profile since you clearly support Netanyahu!
Some shithead: Here's a video of Israelis violently killing sheep that I'm spamming under your profile since you clearly support Netanyahu!
2 year champions. Suck it Canada (half jk).
November 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
2 year champions. Suck it Canada (half jk).
Happy Halloween. This year I'm the bitchy retail witch of the west coast.
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Happy Halloween. This year I'm the bitchy retail witch of the west coast.
Anybody remember Chip Skylark's hit single "Icky Vicky" for no particular reason at all?
October 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Anybody remember Chip Skylark's hit single "Icky Vicky" for no particular reason at all?
Vicki is so silly lol. Like okay girl, time for bed now.
October 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Vicki is so silly lol. Like okay girl, time for bed now.