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I write... or I wrote. I've done other things too. Also, a big fan of waffles, comic books and classic movies. A big kid in an oversized body for over 50 years, catcher in the wry.
100% NOT the weirdo conservative doomsday prepper!!!
Why is "Roblox"?
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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What is "Roblox"
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Better still... what is he adding that couldn't be achieved by a poop-flinging chimpanzee armed with an inner tube and a banana?
January 20, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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Overseas and here at home, families have to prepare for horrific nightmares Trump and his regime could unleash at any time. Think about that.
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM
That's okay. We accuse him of "stupidity" over his plan to hand over his own country to fascism, and to line his own pockets with as much dirty money as he can while avoiding questions about Epstein.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 11h
Donald Trump has accused the United Kingdom of “stupidity” over its plan to hand over ownership of the Chagos Islands, including the US air base on Diego Garcia, to Mauritius. https://cnn.it/3LDGbzu
January 20, 2026 at 8:26 PM
If you see this, post a photo taken in the mountains.

Not exactly right, but it's the best I have!
January 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Sorry for being TRANSPARENT and HONEST I guess!!!!
January 20, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I keep waiting for the men in white coats to show up and take him away.
this has to be an snl sketch....
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
@rickgamesnow.bsky.social @themodusfiles.bsky.social One of the lesser-known mutated plants in the Ohio Dustbowl was The Mighty Bush.

Here we see green-thumbed gardener Rich Marin, and this powerful radioactive herb. Sadly, he died of frustration while waiting for his friend Dave to open the door.
January 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
There's no way I'm eating doody - no matter how you spell it.
January 20, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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She nailed Jennings to the wall with this. Good for her.
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
If somebody shows up for a dinner date wearing this, you may want to avoid ordering the cornbread.
January 20, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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😬
January 19, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Okay so in have a coworker that is scared to come to work due to ice and even the office Quagmire gets how fucked up it is and not the gamer ex buddy coworker!
a group of people standing next to each other in front of a wall with paintings on it .
ALT: a group of people standing next to each other in front of a wall with paintings on it .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Shh. You'll ruin the ending.
January 20, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Can somebody please do an intervention for this aging maniac who just boasted about winning a hard-fought battle against a bulldog clip?
January 20, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Aren't they J'onn J'onzz's favourite cookies?
January 20, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Fixed it!
January 20, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Venezuela is a DIVERSION
Jerome Powell is a DIVERSION
Greenland is a DIVERSION
Board of Peace is a DIVERSION
Minnesota is a DIVERSION

Renee NICOLE Good is a CASUALTY of his DIVERSIONS ...

FROM RELEASING THE FUKKKIN EPSTEIN FILES!!
January 20, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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“We want you…or maybe just your Mom.”

Camps can be pretty crazy.

#Fallout76
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 12:03 AM
He's not even capable of running a bath.
Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask:

"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
January 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status.

Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM