Teaching with my eyes shut
@eyesshutteacher.bsky.social
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Recently retired Primary Teacher in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 teaching since 2009 in a wide range of roles & schools. Hoping to make you smile, increase your positivity & find your focus. Often answers to Sarah, Mum or coffee My views. #EduSky #ScotEdu #UKEdu #EduSkyPrimary
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eyesshutteacher.bsky.social
Hello! This account is all about finding the space to breathe and focus in our hectic teaching lives. It’s these spaces (sometimes only a few nanoseconds long) which allow us to find the most useful response to enable our pupils to learn, progress and self regulate.
eyesshutteacher.bsky.social
Have you tried cutting a Mars Bar with a plastic knife? It’s tricky enough with a kitchen knife 🥺
eyesshutteacher.bsky.social
Absolutely this. Polls are often way off even in an election year but currently they are totally meaningless and shouldn’t be steering policy in any way.
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Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.
SHOCK POLL:
NIGEL FARAGE WILL BE PM TOMORROW
IN an amazing poll conducted
by The Pointless Polling Company, it was revealed that voters' intentions
may well change over the next three and a half years and at present it's 100 percent impossible to guess what the next government might look like.
However, 99 percent of journalists
agree that it would be much more fun if we had an election tomorrow and everybody resigned and everything was chaos and Farage had a go at being PM, just for the hell of it, because it was so much fun when
Brexit happened and then the government kept falling every five minutes and we could write endless pieces about (cont. p94)
eyesshutteacher.bsky.social
Yep, grab the bag and sit on the sofa watching TV. We’re not heathens here 😂
eyesshutteacher.bsky.social
Or are we just bigger? Either way I eat more than one at a sitting 😁
eyesshutteacher.bsky.social
English terms? The schools coming off around here started back mid August.
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A little boy on the Tube is so worried about his soft-toy lion falling on the floor that he is saying to him 'Hold on tight Sycamore Jones!'
eyesshutteacher.bsky.social
Oh no we are not turning trick or treat into a season! One night is fine but that’s the limit!

I shall select the fun size chocolate I prefer and look forward to eating most of it on the 1st November 😁
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trusselluk.bsky.social
We see comments like this all the time.

But the thing is, lots of people who need food banks HAVE JOBS.

Bills are rising, rent is sky-high – and wages just don’t cover it all. Even when income is topped up by Universal Credit, people still don’t have enough money to survive.
Screenshot of a comment on Trussell's TikTok: 'Get a job?'
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social
Louise V Durham, stained glass and driftwood sculpture, Shoreham by Sea, UK #WomensArt
Photo of a vertical driftwood sculpture inlaid with rainbow coloured stained glass, the sculpture is sited on a wet looking shoreline by the sea under a sky with silver clouds and pale blue light
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actionhappiness.bsky.social
Optimistic October - Day 10: Take time to reflect on what you have accomplished recently actionforhappiness.org/optimistic-o... #OptimisticOctober
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helenaclare.bsky.social
1/4 Menopause education can prevent tragedy.

Sometimes I get there too late.

One of the participants in a school mentoring session had an early menopause and an uneventful perimenopause in the middle of the pandemic when we were all just struggling to keep pupils learning one way or another.
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yairwallach.bsky.social
Hey Microsoft, before you transform humanity with artificial general intelligence, can you just get the search to work on Outlook?
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sheilattuned.bsky.social
World mental health day
Thinking of everyone who struggles with MH
#mentalhealth
#wellbeing
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actionhappiness.bsky.social
Today is World Mental Health Day. Let’s do all we can to prioritise mental wellbeing, help each other and remind people they are not alone #WorldMentalHealthDay

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eyesshutteacher.bsky.social
Shine those lights people 🕯️

Smile at strangers.
Compliment people.
Genuinely thank people.
Spread the joy.
Be helpful.
Smile sympathetically at the parent of a grumpy toddler.
sheilattuned.bsky.social
#kindness
One of the greatest gifts we can offer
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actionhappiness.bsky.social
Just keep going. Focus on one small positive step at a time

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actionhappiness.bsky.social
Join the Optimistic October Challenge and get daily action ideas & personalised reminders. Please share and help us build a greater sense of hope and agency in uncertain times 💕🙏 actionforhappiness.org/october-chal...
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eyesshutteacher.bsky.social
Strongly agree!
sheilattuned.bsky.social
Certainly in primary homework shouldn’t be a thing
Reading or being read to seems like only necessity for home
#children
#parenting
#schools
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