I’m almost there with mine, but I remember I bought this tube after my friend gave birth cause I got her one too, and that baby is about to turn 2. Does chapstick expire 😭
May 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m almost there with mine, but I remember I bought this tube after my friend gave birth cause I got her one too, and that baby is about to turn 2. Does chapstick expire 😭
I took a 6 month break from skeeting but I’m back on my bullshit
May 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I took a 6 month break from skeeting but I’m back on my bullshit
AI is only ethical if you’re using it to shitpost. That’s its own form of art
January 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
AI is only ethical if you’re using it to shitpost. That’s its own form of art
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baby girl nosferatu
December 25, 2024 at 8:02 PM
baby girl nosferatu
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Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him
December 26, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him
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I never understood the appeal of funko pops. if I enjoyed looking at something with dead eyes and a fat head I'd just stare into the mirror
December 17, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I never understood the appeal of funko pops. if I enjoyed looking at something with dead eyes and a fat head I'd just stare into the mirror
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When you get to heaven, all the steps you missed while your watch was charging get added to the grand total.
December 14, 2024 at 1:21 PM
When you get to heaven, all the steps you missed while your watch was charging get added to the grand total.
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coffee isn’t going to cut it today i need to be pushed off a cliff.
December 10, 2024 at 1:16 PM
coffee isn’t going to cut it today i need to be pushed off a cliff.
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It’s rude to show up to someone’s house empty-handed so I always bring some fuckery.
December 6, 2024 at 9:05 PM
It’s rude to show up to someone’s house empty-handed so I always bring some fuckery.
Still hunting for this lil guy!
December 5, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Still hunting for this lil guy!
I think there’s a path forward here. Peanut butter burgers work, why couldn’t this
December 5, 2024 at 1:42 PM
I think there’s a path forward here. Peanut butter burgers work, why couldn’t this
I love Spotify wrapped season
December 4, 2024 at 6:03 PM
I love Spotify wrapped season
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Thinking about running 5 miles just like yesterday, when I also thought about it.
December 4, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Thinking about running 5 miles just like yesterday, when I also thought about it.
No way, bday twins!
December 4, 2024 at 5:23 AM
No way, bday twins!
I believe I picked it up at dollar general, oddly enough
December 4, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I believe I picked it up at dollar general, oddly enough
Just had my first one today, perfect mix of berry and vanilla imo. One of their best seasonals so far
December 4, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Just had my first one today, perfect mix of berry and vanilla imo. One of their best seasonals so far
Abolish movie theaters that don’t have recliners
December 1, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Abolish movie theaters that don’t have recliners
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The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
November 30, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
Hold up seasonal phone cases is right up my alley
November 29, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Hold up seasonal phone cases is right up my alley
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I believe now is the time for the antacid of your choice portion of midnight.
November 29, 2024 at 4:53 AM
I believe now is the time for the antacid of your choice portion of midnight.
Round 2 was a mistake
November 29, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Round 2 was a mistake
I could see that, I have one of those rotary grater things that makes string onions in just a few seconds so it was pretty quick
November 29, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I could see that, I have one of those rotary grater things that makes string onions in just a few seconds so it was pretty quick
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unzipping my big eating jeans to reveal and even bigger, fatter pair of eating jeans
November 28, 2024 at 7:09 PM
unzipping my big eating jeans to reveal and even bigger, fatter pair of eating jeans
Frying your own onions makes all the difference! There’s so much to improve from an average gb cass
November 29, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Frying your own onions makes all the difference! There’s so much to improve from an average gb cass