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Jonny
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loyle to my capo
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So it's decided: Every documentary will begin with the subject getting miked in a sit-down interview, idle chit-chat with the offscreen director, and then cutting to the title card after they ask, "Have we started?"
January 28, 2026 at 5:41 PM
MONSTERS OF TAKING IT EASY return this Sunday 3-6 at the Sprig + Fern Berhampore. I will be bringing some music by Sir Paul McCartney.
January 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
the first time i heard that geese song i thought he was saying "THERE'S A BUG IN MY CAR"
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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there are no tears like the tears you cry over bruce springsteen’s music. that man has never heard of irony or subtext. his lifelong task is to tell you things are bad by quite simply telling you things are bad and he’s the best there ever was at it
January 28, 2026 at 10:29 PM
After years of dabbling with abstinence, I have completely stopped smoking cigarettes. I know I've let some of you down, and I'm sorry. I want to say that I DO NOT regret smoking cigarettes. Cigarettes are very cool. Vaping is not cool and I won't be looking into it.
January 26, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Inventing a guy to get glad at
January 25, 2026 at 10:21 PM
“It was half-filled with boiled pig‘s feet, black-eyed peas and rice.”
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

'In the evening we had a dance'.
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

“You pack a lot of wit and/or wisdom into a little room.”
January 25, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Jet are playing Wellington next month. Does anyone know if there is a protest planed?
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
The All Blacks should try not having a coach for a bit.
January 20, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Listening to Donald Fagan’s The NightPt as I have every right to do (original pressing)
January 19, 2026 at 8:49 AM
@iammilliam.bsky.social Forgive me if I've missed something, but is there audio available for the Backlisted Dylan and Maxwell live events?
January 18, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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Brian Epstein, the Beatle-making prince of pop, has died.
April 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
did i do my woodward and bernstein joke on this twitter?
January 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Listening to the 2006 Jarvis Cocker solo record 'Jarvis' which I always liked but thought was a bit lily-livered or stopgap. Folks, it's an all-timer and I think I'm going to supplement my CD copy with the LP.
January 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Blackstar the song gotta be top ten Bowie
January 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Read a book
In a bid to reclaim deteriorating attention spans, a social media trend has young people sharing videos of themselves doing … absolutely nothing. Some last 15 minutes.
Boredom Is the Latest Online Trend Trying to Sharpen Young People’s Short Attention Spans
Boredom, or an approximation of it, is an online trend for young people trying to sharpen their attention spans.
nyti.ms
January 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I had a dream they were trying to market Wellington as a friendly city where people check in on their neighbours by going round and ringing the doorbell and they were calling it 'The Dingdong Capital' #dingdongcapital
January 1, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I have no idea what movies are supposed to look like anymore. People will say 'it looks amazing' and I don't know why. A guy at the TV store was trying to tell me which TV was better and I could not tell which flavour of bullshit I was supposed to prefer.
January 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Once again happened upon concert fm the radio station that goes unbelievably and unrelentingly hard
December 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Found this in a secondhand How Far Is Heaven dvd case. Would love to know who these folk are
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Gordon Jenkins was the best arranger Sinatra ever had and I'll stand on Nelson Riddle's coffee table in my wing tips and say that.
December 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This happened to my dad eight years earlier with tapes
1996. Someone broke into my car. Stole my stereo and speakers. Rifled through my CDs but didn't take any. I was, and still am, more annoyed about that than the theft.
December 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM