First goddamn roll of the game 😭

+1 accuracy in any area is going to be insane especially because the siege cannon doesn’t already have inaccuracy so it just means more hits per attack which is generally considered a good thing

It’s a hell of a thing I tell you what

40 with both actually! And if you take 3 lls into SSC you can do range 43

RA bless the Barbarossa
It is very much an artillery platform, hosting the only weapon I've ever seen that is "scaled down" and still requiring a mech that's 13 meters tall; as a Barbarossa you wanna be away and out of sight, arcing and seeking weapons are your best friends, they don't need LoS

If you have wallflower, there’s an alt frame for the swallowtail that allows an ally to boost as a reaction which is pretty damn good

A single controller and that guy is GONE

Kinda wanna like try out being a girl tbh like if there was a one week trial period I think I’d try it
I don’t wanna try it enough to go on hrt or anything but yk

Women

*applause*

with big swords

*rapturous applause*

that talk to them

*standing ovation*

today in draw steel, our shadow turned into several kinds of lizardman and Lazarus used one as a surfboard to skate across an acid river

A custom Empakaai/Calendula, sworn nemesis of SSC and IPS-N alike! #LancerRPG #mech #art

her brand demanded it be made out of hard light because she was a wrestler and drip is everything; don't @ me about it being nonstandard in appearance.

lancer doesn't care.

made a guy for Draw Steel

Structural Issue: The #LancerRPG video I'm making that includes a how-to-play demo has a serious noticable rules error, and now I need to figure a way around having Done Goofed

This is truly the Most LancerRPG (TM) Thing of all time

In the told story straight up haunting it….. and by “it”….. let’s justr say haha…… the narrative

Hey guys I’m here now don’t worry Frog

Whenever you make fun of me just remember that the eunuch will be hearing about this

My girlfriend doesn’t like my borat impressions
Guess she won’t be mai waife

Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

Duel! Duel! Duel! Duel!

Fuck you past me for reminding current me how good a hotdog would be

I could fuck up a good hotdog rn