MadAlien Earth
@fauxedo.bsky.social
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I am an example of the Live Mas mentality. (She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️
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fauxedo.bsky.social
I think every D&D campaign should end with the party getting cryogenically frozen and then waking up in the year 2001. On September 10. They have 24 hours.
fauxedo.bsky.social
Doing a Benedict Wong Horror Triple Feature! (Weapons, Annihilation, Prometheus)
fauxedo.bsky.social
You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take. But also, if you’re me, you miss 100 percent of the shots you *do* take too. I’m bad at basketball!
fauxedo.bsky.social
*I’m* not listening to The Greatest Love of All and crying! *You’re* listening to The Greatest Love of All and crying!
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colonelnemo.bsky.social
Mel Gibson walks up to whiteboard, scratches out The Passion of the Christ 2 and writes The Pa$$ion of the Chri$t 2
fauxedo.bsky.social
I call him Jim Crazyzel.
fauxedo.bsky.social
I like that the first one makes it sound like Mel Gibson was the one mocking Charlie Kirk.
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srirachachau.bsky.social
The Grabber sounds like an Andy Daly CBB character
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harpy.party
yeah I'm on mastodon, mastod on deez nuts
fauxedo.bsky.social
I made this in like 60 seconds in Paint.
AEW Wreslters Konosuke Takeshita and Kazuchika Okada "photoshopped" into the Get Along Shirt. The two of them are currently being forced to tag team together despite the fact that they obviously hate each other.
fauxedo.bsky.social
"Since it's October, I'm trying to get caught up on all the horror I missed this year."

Oh yeah, a lot of good horror movies have come out in 2025.

"Movies? I'm talking about the dang news!"
fauxedo.bsky.social
How do the sharks get money?
fauxedo.bsky.social
I watched Weapons last night, and a little moment I really enjoyed was at the end when Josh Brolin is walking through that families' living room and the woman is holding her daughter and yelling "There's glass everywhere, and I can't find her shoes!"
fauxedo.bsky.social
Sinners, Weapons, 28 Years Later

2025 really is the year of pluralized movie titles.
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mmmtorbs.bsky.social
now you listen here ya dingus egg
a magic the gathering card called “dingus egg.”
fauxedo.bsky.social
Is this about something specific or just like in general?
fauxedo.bsky.social
I don’t know how people can expect me, a trans woman, to vote for this man, or really any dem who doesn’t support my right to exist.
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Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
fauxedo.bsky.social
He’s fantastic in it Highly recommend. It’s a monster movie where the monster is the concept of meditation.
fauxedo.bsky.social
Hold on. I gotta wikipedia what Shadow Ticket is about so I can write a good reply here.