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I’m terribly sorry about this. After all, I’m only a Wookiee.
Zero chill about Star Wars.
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A Normal Wookiee
@jason1749.bsky.social
· Oct 10
Strongly held personal belief: four and a half star reviews on Letterboxd are cowardice. Either a film is Great (4 stars) or Perfect (5 stars). To place a film in between is weakness.
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Me: (pointing at oatmeal box) the outlier is Spice. You get fewer packets probably because it’s rare. Because it’s from Arrakis
Wife:…
Me: you know, from Dune. Where the spice must flow
Wife:…(sighs and walks away)
Me: you know fear is the mind killer!
Wife:…
Me: you know, from Dune. Where the spice must flow
Wife:…(sighs and walks away)
Me: you know fear is the mind killer!
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Me: (pointing at oatmeal box) the outlier is Spice. You get fewer packets probably because it’s rare. Because it’s from Arrakis
Wife:…
Me: you know, from Dune. Where the spice must flow
Wife:…(sighs and walks away)
Me: you know fear is the mind killer!
Wife:…
Me: you know, from Dune. Where the spice must flow
Wife:…(sighs and walks away)
Me: you know fear is the mind killer!
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"I am incapable of learning lessons when it involves corporations"
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"I am incapable of learning lessons when it involves corporations"
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
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Agreed! Here’s her rendition of me which is my most favorite thing ever
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Agreed! Here’s her rendition of me which is my most favorite thing ever
Y’all this game is a good time.
Marvel's Midnight Suns Enhanced Edition (PS5) $17 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). https://ow.ly/o4R450XxUfa
$10.49 via PSN. https://ow.ly/8eem50XxUfc
Xbox. https://ow.ly/7iwB50XxUfh
$10.49 via PSN. https://ow.ly/8eem50XxUfc
Xbox. https://ow.ly/7iwB50XxUfh
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Y’all this game is a good time.
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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Fuck the Salvation Army
remember, Salvation Army is a big NOPE
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Fuck the Salvation Army
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The idea that college football should make sense (or not be embarrassing) is antithetical to the entire endeavor.
The idea that the highest-ranked team in a Power 4 conference (Miami) can miss the ACC title game and the CFP is embarrassing for the sport.
Conference realignment messed up everything by making these leagues way too big.
Conference realignment messed up everything by making these leagues way too big.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The idea that college football should make sense (or not be embarrassing) is antithetical to the entire endeavor.
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my wife made me text this to my father-in-law. the verdict: "just wrong on so many levels."
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
my wife made me text this to my father-in-law. the verdict: "just wrong on so many levels."
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Honestly, if I was made mad despot of movies I’d make sure every city had an IMAX 70mm theater. Still mad Chicago lost ours to the pandemic.
‘SINNERS’ and ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ will both be re-released in IMAX 70mm theaters on December 12.
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Honestly, if I was made mad despot of movies I’d make sure every city had an IMAX 70mm theater. Still mad Chicago lost ours to the pandemic.
I have spatchcocked and brined the turkey. THANKSGIVING BEGINS
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I have spatchcocked and brined the turkey. THANKSGIVING BEGINS
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one of these but with a hot dog
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
one of these but with a hot dog
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This is an incredible photo.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is an incredible photo.
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oh so nvidia is cooked for real for real
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
oh so nvidia is cooked for real for real
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
My right hand hurts like I've punched somebody and am I in a fight club so secret I didn't tell myself?
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My right hand hurts like I've punched somebody and am I in a fight club so secret I didn't tell myself?
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Zack Snyder's Justice League Part 2 and do not think for a second that I am joking.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Zack Snyder's Justice League Part 2 and do not think for a second that I am joking.
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Nov 25th 3978 - The crew of the Liberty 1 awake from hyper sleep as it crashes onto, a planet inhabited by talking apes.
📽️📅 Planet of the Apes (1968)
📽️📅 Planet of the Apes (1968)
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Nov 25th 3978 - The crew of the Liberty 1 awake from hyper sleep as it crashes onto, a planet inhabited by talking apes.
📽️📅 Planet of the Apes (1968)
📽️📅 Planet of the Apes (1968)