Fiery Chord
@fierychord.bsky.social
HCW by day, metalhead by night. Also loves classical music, art, weights, sf/f/h, cats. Jewish (quite lapsed), left, bi. I've set up shop here, now that Twitter has turned to shit. He/him. Llevo casi tres años aprendiendo español.
Note to self: see if Kidzbop still exists. And if it does, see if some of your friends with small children would let their kids take part in a Kidzbop style performance of a certain CoF song...
February 17, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Note to self: see if Kidzbop still exists. And if it does, see if some of your friends with small children would let their kids take part in a Kidzbop style performance of a certain CoF song...
I have no clue how this ended up in my recs, but the title certainly got my attention!
(Possibly YouTube found a certain CoF song in my history, as well as Seth Putnam's band, and jumped to conclusions.)
(Possibly YouTube found a certain CoF song in my history, as well as Seth Putnam's band, and jumped to conclusions.)
Spilata - The Cuntiest [Official Video]
YouTube video by Spilata
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February 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I have no clue how this ended up in my recs, but the title certainly got my attention!
(Possibly YouTube found a certain CoF song in my history, as well as Seth Putnam's band, and jumped to conclusions.)
(Possibly YouTube found a certain CoF song in my history, as well as Seth Putnam's band, and jumped to conclusions.)
I don't know how I got on the train of thought that led me to thinking of this song...
Constipation Blues ◦ Screamin' Jay Hawkins
YouTube video by Dan Gavin
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I don't know how I got on the train of thought that led me to thinking of this song...
I have some spare time before I have company, so I'm watching cartoons. In this case, Milo Murphy's Law.
A lot of Disney shows are breathtakingly inane, but when they're good, they're really good.
A lot of Disney shows are breathtakingly inane, but when they're good, they're really good.
February 15, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I have some spare time before I have company, so I'm watching cartoons. In this case, Milo Murphy's Law.
A lot of Disney shows are breathtakingly inane, but when they're good, they're really good.
A lot of Disney shows are breathtakingly inane, but when they're good, they're really good.
I just looked it up. It's about $100 for a bottle, and that's probably the LEAST stupid thing about it.
I'm not drinking lately, but if you're looking to spend that much on booze, I'd happily recommend some much better ones.
I'm not drinking lately, but if you're looking to spend that much on booze, I'd happily recommend some much better ones.
February 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I just looked it up. It's about $100 for a bottle, and that's probably the LEAST stupid thing about it.
I'm not drinking lately, but if you're looking to spend that much on booze, I'd happily recommend some much better ones.
I'm not drinking lately, but if you're looking to spend that much on booze, I'd happily recommend some much better ones.
I guess I need to tell some of the people I work with to just memorize the code T18.5XXA now, it'll save them a lot of work later.
Please... do not do any of this...
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February 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I guess I need to tell some of the people I work with to just memorize the code T18.5XXA now, it'll save them a lot of work later.
One of you lovely people here used to post meals that included a single sprig of asparagus and brag about eating your veggies.
In a similar spirit, this is my junk food cheat meal.
In a similar spirit, this is my junk food cheat meal.
February 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
One of you lovely people here used to post meals that included a single sprig of asparagus and brag about eating your veggies.
In a similar spirit, this is my junk food cheat meal.
In a similar spirit, this is my junk food cheat meal.
"Are you about a size 14?"
I joke, bitterly, but this is monstrous.
I joke, bitterly, but this is monstrous.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 2:01 AM
"Are you about a size 14?"
I joke, bitterly, but this is monstrous.
I joke, bitterly, but this is monstrous.
Usually, the phrase "shaking hands with the devil" is a bit less literal.
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February 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Usually, the phrase "shaking hands with the devil" is a bit less literal.
Years ago, my mother was certain that I'd never get a job if I even vaguely presented myself as a metalhead in public. Today, I bought my very expensive organic berries from a very nice clerk in an Acid Bath t-shirt.
If mom hadn't died last year, I'd be tempted to call her up.
If mom hadn't died last year, I'd be tempted to call her up.
February 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Years ago, my mother was certain that I'd never get a job if I even vaguely presented myself as a metalhead in public. Today, I bought my very expensive organic berries from a very nice clerk in an Acid Bath t-shirt.
If mom hadn't died last year, I'd be tempted to call her up.
If mom hadn't died last year, I'd be tempted to call her up.
Taking a break from valentine's week festivities to take in a few sights...
February 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Taking a break from valentine's week festivities to take in a few sights...
I've just opened up my mobile keyboard and downloaded French. You know, just in case my swype errors weren't strange and plentiful enough...
February 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I've just opened up my mobile keyboard and downloaded French. You know, just in case my swype errors weren't strange and plentiful enough...
Hi hi hi hi hi hi!
J'ai oublié beaucoup de mots Français, main je me souviens du mot «queue»!
J'ai oublié beaucoup de mots Français, main je me souviens du mot «queue»!
Only in Canada. The Commission for Official Languages promotes learning the other official language with a post anglo bureaucrats *think* means « My heart and my tail are pleased when you practice the other language » but any actual French Canadian reads as « My dick and my heart get excited » 🙄😂
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Hi hi hi hi hi hi!
J'ai oublié beaucoup de mots Français, main je me souviens du mot «queue»!
J'ai oublié beaucoup de mots Français, main je me souviens du mot «queue»!
¡Gusano! Una nueva palabra que el puto búho verde ¡no me ha enseñado!
Y también, es una buena palabra para describir Nick Fuentes.
Y también, es una buena palabra para describir Nick Fuentes.
Fuentes is a white Mexican gusano who hid from women when he got doxxed.
February 14, 2026 at 4:19 PM
¡Gusano! Una nueva palabra que el puto búho verde ¡no me ha enseñado!
Y también, es una buena palabra para describir Nick Fuentes.
Y también, es una buena palabra para describir Nick Fuentes.
I just got my first performance review since I took a leadership position... and it seems that the only person who thinks I haven't done such a good job is the big ginger cunt I see in the mirror.
...it's okay, I'm having a few words with him.
...it's okay, I'm having a few words with him.
February 14, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I just got my first performance review since I took a leadership position... and it seems that the only person who thinks I haven't done such a good job is the big ginger cunt I see in the mirror.
...it's okay, I'm having a few words with him.
...it's okay, I'm having a few words with him.
Today, I learned that years ago, Venom heard the song "Hot For Teacher" by Van Halen... and decided to outdo it. Lyrics are NSFW.
Venom - Teacher's Pet
YouTube video by thefreaktard
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Today, I learned that years ago, Venom heard the song "Hot For Teacher" by Van Halen... and decided to outdo it. Lyrics are NSFW.
And as long as I'm thinking of it... have you ever wondered what it would sound like if Rebecca Black were into metal?
Death Metal Friday
YouTube video by dannydodgeofficial
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
And as long as I'm thinking of it... have you ever wondered what it would sound like if Rebecca Black were into metal?
Today is a good day to wish Rebecca Black (bottom left) a nice day.
It's also a good day to wish Patrice Wilson (bottom right) a happy Go Play In Traffic.
It's also a good day to wish Patrice Wilson (bottom right) a happy Go Play In Traffic.
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Today is a good day to wish Rebecca Black (bottom left) a nice day.
It's also a good day to wish Patrice Wilson (bottom right) a happy Go Play In Traffic.
It's also a good day to wish Patrice Wilson (bottom right) a happy Go Play In Traffic.
Watching a movie before company arrives. It's funny. I wouldn't say it's good...
Sex-Positive (2024) ⭐ 4.1 | Comedy
1h 25m | Unrated
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February 13, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Watching a movie before company arrives. It's funny. I wouldn't say it's good...
Reddit just got me singing, under my breath, "she's only thirty-three! Thirty-three, yeah, yeah!" to the tune of a Winger song from the late eighties, and it's making me laugh much more than it should.
(Kip is only 64, he could pull it off, right?)
(Kip is only 64, he could pull it off, right?)
February 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Reddit just got me singing, under my breath, "she's only thirty-three! Thirty-three, yeah, yeah!" to the tune of a Winger song from the late eighties, and it's making me laugh much more than it should.
(Kip is only 64, he could pull it off, right?)
(Kip is only 64, he could pull it off, right?)
Night before last, I broke a dry streak I'd had going since Christmas. Not smashed, but past tipsy. Not good.
Last night? No tears, no sponsor, no meeting, just dinner, good company, and going to bed. Staying sober took a bit of work, but nothing I couldn't handle.
This morning, I'm fine!
Last night? No tears, no sponsor, no meeting, just dinner, good company, and going to bed. Staying sober took a bit of work, but nothing I couldn't handle.
This morning, I'm fine!
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Night before last, I broke a dry streak I'd had going since Christmas. Not smashed, but past tipsy. Not good.
Last night? No tears, no sponsor, no meeting, just dinner, good company, and going to bed. Staying sober took a bit of work, but nothing I couldn't handle.
This morning, I'm fine!
Last night? No tears, no sponsor, no meeting, just dinner, good company, and going to bed. Staying sober took a bit of work, but nothing I couldn't handle.
This morning, I'm fine!
Currently listening to Hellcock's Pornflakes, but Rompeprop. It's awful. It's terribad. And it's hilarious.
(I'd provide a link if I could find one. I can't. I had to torrent this one.)
(I'd provide a link if I could find one. I can't. I had to torrent this one.)
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Currently listening to Hellcock's Pornflakes, but Rompeprop. It's awful. It's terribad. And it's hilarious.
(I'd provide a link if I could find one. I can't. I had to torrent this one.)
(I'd provide a link if I could find one. I can't. I had to torrent this one.)
More metalheads should know ASL. Let's face it, we all love our live music loud, we're all basically functionally deaf at live shows, but a lot of us still like talking to each other...
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 AM
More metalheads should know ASL. Let's face it, we all love our live music loud, we're all basically functionally deaf at live shows, but a lot of us still like talking to each other...
Showtime! Finally!
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Showtime! Finally!