Fiery Chord
@fierychord.bsky.social
HCW by day, metalhead by night. Also loves classical music, art, weights, sf/f/h, cats. Jewish (quite lapsed), left, bi. I've set up shop here, now that Twitter has turned to shit. He/him. Llevo casi tres años aprendiendo español.
I just got my first performance review since I took a leadership position... and it seems that the only person who thinks I haven't done such a good job is the big ginger cunt I see in the mirror.
...it's okay, I'm having a few words with him.
...it's okay, I'm having a few words with him.
February 14, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I just got my first performance review since I took a leadership position... and it seems that the only person who thinks I haven't done such a good job is the big ginger cunt I see in the mirror.
...it's okay, I'm having a few words with him.
...it's okay, I'm having a few words with him.
Today, I learned that years ago, Venom heard the song "Hot For Teacher" by Van Halen... and decided to outdo it. Lyrics are NSFW.
Venom - Teacher's Pet
YouTube video by thefreaktard
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Today, I learned that years ago, Venom heard the song "Hot For Teacher" by Van Halen... and decided to outdo it. Lyrics are NSFW.
And as long as I'm thinking of it... have you ever wondered what it would sound like if Rebecca Black were into metal?
Death Metal Friday
YouTube video by dannydodgeofficial
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
And as long as I'm thinking of it... have you ever wondered what it would sound like if Rebecca Black were into metal?
Today is a good day to wish Rebecca Black (bottom left) a nice day.
It's also a good day to wish Patrice Wilson (bottom right) a happy Go Play In Traffic.
It's also a good day to wish Patrice Wilson (bottom right) a happy Go Play In Traffic.
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Today is a good day to wish Rebecca Black (bottom left) a nice day.
It's also a good day to wish Patrice Wilson (bottom right) a happy Go Play In Traffic.
It's also a good day to wish Patrice Wilson (bottom right) a happy Go Play In Traffic.
Watching a movie before company arrives. It's funny. I wouldn't say it's good...
Sex-Positive (2024) ⭐ 4.1 | Comedy
1h 25m | Unrated
m.imdb.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Watching a movie before company arrives. It's funny. I wouldn't say it's good...
Reddit just got me singing, under my breath, "she's only thirty-three! Thirty-three, yeah, yeah!" to the tune of a Winger song from the late eighties, and it's making me laugh much more than it should.
(Kip is only 64, he could pull it off, right?)
(Kip is only 64, he could pull it off, right?)
February 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Reddit just got me singing, under my breath, "she's only thirty-three! Thirty-three, yeah, yeah!" to the tune of a Winger song from the late eighties, and it's making me laugh much more than it should.
(Kip is only 64, he could pull it off, right?)
(Kip is only 64, he could pull it off, right?)
Night before last, I broke a dry streak I'd had going since Christmas. Not smashed, but past tipsy. Not good.
Last night? No tears, no sponsor, no meeting, just dinner, good company, and going to bed. Staying sober took a bit of work, but nothing I couldn't handle.
This morning, I'm fine!
Last night? No tears, no sponsor, no meeting, just dinner, good company, and going to bed. Staying sober took a bit of work, but nothing I couldn't handle.
This morning, I'm fine!
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Night before last, I broke a dry streak I'd had going since Christmas. Not smashed, but past tipsy. Not good.
Last night? No tears, no sponsor, no meeting, just dinner, good company, and going to bed. Staying sober took a bit of work, but nothing I couldn't handle.
This morning, I'm fine!
Last night? No tears, no sponsor, no meeting, just dinner, good company, and going to bed. Staying sober took a bit of work, but nothing I couldn't handle.
This morning, I'm fine!
Currently listening to Hellcock's Pornflakes, but Rompeprop. It's awful. It's terribad. And it's hilarious.
(I'd provide a link if I could find one. I can't. I had to torrent this one.)
(I'd provide a link if I could find one. I can't. I had to torrent this one.)
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Currently listening to Hellcock's Pornflakes, but Rompeprop. It's awful. It's terribad. And it's hilarious.
(I'd provide a link if I could find one. I can't. I had to torrent this one.)
(I'd provide a link if I could find one. I can't. I had to torrent this one.)
More metalheads should know ASL. Let's face it, we all love our live music loud, we're all basically functionally deaf at live shows, but a lot of us still like talking to each other...
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 AM
More metalheads should know ASL. Let's face it, we all love our live music loud, we're all basically functionally deaf at live shows, but a lot of us still like talking to each other...
Showtime! Finally!
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Showtime! Finally!
WE WANT SOME ACTION!
WAITING FOR SOME ACTION!
WE WANT JERRY!
WHERE THE FUCK IS JERRY!
(Don't mind me, I'm thinking of a line from Jerry Springer: The Opera. The show was supposed to start at 7:30. It's nearly 8.)
WAITING FOR SOME ACTION!
WE WANT JERRY!
WHERE THE FUCK IS JERRY!
(Don't mind me, I'm thinking of a line from Jerry Springer: The Opera. The show was supposed to start at 7:30. It's nearly 8.)
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
WE WANT SOME ACTION!
WAITING FOR SOME ACTION!
WE WANT JERRY!
WHERE THE FUCK IS JERRY!
(Don't mind me, I'm thinking of a line from Jerry Springer: The Opera. The show was supposed to start at 7:30. It's nearly 8.)
WAITING FOR SOME ACTION!
WE WANT JERRY!
WHERE THE FUCK IS JERRY!
(Don't mind me, I'm thinking of a line from Jerry Springer: The Opera. The show was supposed to start at 7:30. It's nearly 8.)
A theater in a nearby town is celebrating a departed legend. If I weren't already on my way to see musician who aren't legends but should be, I'd probably attend.
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
A theater in a nearby town is celebrating a departed legend. If I weren't already on my way to see musician who aren't legends but should be, I'd probably attend.
Back when I was... ahem, much more broadly available, I had a lot of success with women...
...in part because I would never in a million years even think of pulling this kind of bullshit.
...in part because I would never in a million years even think of pulling this kind of bullshit.
Social media is awash with videos of men filming themselves approaching women in public spaces and attempting to flirt. In many cases, the videos are filmed and uploaded without the women’s consent. https://cnn.it/4qtIsvB
February 11, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Back when I was... ahem, much more broadly available, I had a lot of success with women...
...in part because I would never in a million years even think of pulling this kind of bullshit.
...in part because I would never in a million years even think of pulling this kind of bullshit.
Apparently, I'm gonna see these guys tonight, too, since they're on tour with Coroner.
On the dinky little speakers in my phone, they sound... well, okay. I'm sure live, they'll be much better.
They're local to me. How am I completely unfamiliar?
On the dinky little speakers in my phone, they sound... well, okay. I'm sure live, they'll be much better.
They're local to me. How am I completely unfamiliar?
Never A God, by Heathen
track by Heathen
heathenthrash.bandcamp.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Apparently, I'm gonna see these guys tonight, too, since they're on tour with Coroner.
On the dinky little speakers in my phone, they sound... well, okay. I'm sure live, they'll be much better.
They're local to me. How am I completely unfamiliar?
On the dinky little speakers in my phone, they sound... well, okay. I'm sure live, they'll be much better.
They're local to me. How am I completely unfamiliar?
Age verification?
I had one of these as a small child.
I had one of these as a small child.
February 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Age verification?
I had one of these as a small child.
I had one of these as a small child.
Had a rough night, slept kinda poorly, and listening to some complete rubbish because it's funny and I need a laugh.
The Legacy, by Nunwhore Commando 666
32 track album
nwc666.bandcamp.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Had a rough night, slept kinda poorly, and listening to some complete rubbish because it's funny and I need a laugh.
I'm watching a video essay while I'm trying to nod off. It's taking about how we impose rules on ourselves.
One of mine, lately, is "stop drinking."
God damn everything. I'm not going to have a drink, but suddenly, I want one. Badly.
One of mine, lately, is "stop drinking."
God damn everything. I'm not going to have a drink, but suddenly, I want one. Badly.
February 10, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I'm watching a video essay while I'm trying to nod off. It's taking about how we impose rules on ourselves.
One of mine, lately, is "stop drinking."
God damn everything. I'm not going to have a drink, but suddenly, I want one. Badly.
One of mine, lately, is "stop drinking."
God damn everything. I'm not going to have a drink, but suddenly, I want one. Badly.
Post a banger that isn't in English.
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Post a banger that isn't in English.
Having a listen, because I'm gonna see them live very soon!
Dissonance Theory (24-bit HD audio), by Coroner
10 track album
coronerofficial.bandcamp.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Having a listen, because I'm gonna see them live very soon!
In a Cajun restaurant, waiting for my to-go order of Brussels sprouts. There's some sportsball event on, in between the ads...
Holy shit that's a lot of ass on screen.
Holy shit that's a lot of ass on screen.
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
In a Cajun restaurant, waiting for my to-go order of Brussels sprouts. There's some sportsball event on, in between the ads...
Holy shit that's a lot of ass on screen.
Holy shit that's a lot of ass on screen.
A week ago, I didn't know that The Devil Is A Bottom Existed.
A few days ago, I saw tiny bits of it in Z-movie video mosaic on Tubi.
And now, I have a pirated copy of it. Go me, I guess.
As always, I'm happy to have friends who are much more queer than me.
A few days ago, I saw tiny bits of it in Z-movie video mosaic on Tubi.
And now, I have a pirated copy of it. Go me, I guess.
As always, I'm happy to have friends who are much more queer than me.
I just looked. It doesn't mention the appearances by Ozzy, Kiss, Danzig, Alice Cooper... or Deicide. Or the Bee Gees.
Or the gay porn. Specifically, excerpts from The Devil Is A Bottom, a movie I didn't know existed until today.
Or the gay porn. Specifically, excerpts from The Devil Is A Bottom, a movie I didn't know existed until today.
February 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
A week ago, I didn't know that The Devil Is A Bottom Existed.
A few days ago, I saw tiny bits of it in Z-movie video mosaic on Tubi.
And now, I have a pirated copy of it. Go me, I guess.
As always, I'm happy to have friends who are much more queer than me.
A few days ago, I saw tiny bits of it in Z-movie video mosaic on Tubi.
And now, I have a pirated copy of it. Go me, I guess.
As always, I'm happy to have friends who are much more queer than me.
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February 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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Hi! I ran Tumblr (into the ground). Wait until you see what I'm doing next!
Tumblr CEO: No More Porn
YouTube video by Dropout
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February 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Hi! I ran Tumblr (into the ground). Wait until you see what I'm doing next!
Watching a movie with a friend.
Are you, like me, a bit old? Do you remember Data (from The Goonies), or Short Round (from Indiana Jones)? Do you wonder what he grew up to be?
Are you, like me, a bit old? Do you remember Data (from The Goonies), or Short Round (from Indiana Jones)? Do you wonder what he grew up to be?
The Electric State (2025) ⭐ 5.9 | Action, Adventure, Comedy
2h 8m | PG-13
m.imdb.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Watching a movie with a friend.
Are you, like me, a bit old? Do you remember Data (from The Goonies), or Short Round (from Indiana Jones)? Do you wonder what he grew up to be?
Are you, like me, a bit old? Do you remember Data (from The Goonies), or Short Round (from Indiana Jones)? Do you wonder what he grew up to be?