Fiery Chord
@fierychord.bsky.social
HCW by day, metalhead by night. Also loves classical music, art, weights, sf/f/h, cats. Jewish (quite lapsed), left, bi. I've set up shop here, now that Twitter has turned to shit. He/him. Llevo casi tres años aprendiendo español.
As it fucking should!
The International Criminal Court (ICC) has stated that the US air strikes on “alleged” drug smuggling boats will be treated under international law as crimes against humanity.
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
As it fucking should!
Hello! Are you into metal? Are you in the mood for something deeply unpleasant, but amazing, not in spite of being deeply unpleasant, but BECAUSE it's deeply unpleasant?
Dude. Dudette. Dudex. I got you covered!
Dude. Dudette. Dudex. I got you covered!
The Hardest Thing About Being God Is That No One Believes Me, by Blindfolded and Led to the Woods
10 track album
balttw.bandcamp.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hello! Are you into metal? Are you in the mood for something deeply unpleasant, but amazing, not in spite of being deeply unpleasant, but BECAUSE it's deeply unpleasant?
Dude. Dudette. Dudex. I got you covered!
Dude. Dudette. Dudex. I got you covered!
I saw a bunch of cool metal shirts last night, including songs for bands that don't actually exist. For instance, "lactose intolerance" in the manner of a band logo.
This band logo, however, is real.
This band logo, however, is real.
Sparky the Jet-Fueled Maniac
YouTube video by Wheelchair Warlords - Topic
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I saw a bunch of cool metal shirts last night, including songs for bands that don't actually exist. For instance, "lactose intolerance" in the manner of a band logo.
This band logo, however, is real.
This band logo, however, is real.
The main event! Delicious delicious cheese!
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The main event! Delicious delicious cheese!
Ensiferum are done very high quality cheese, and I think I need to listen to them more!
December 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Ensiferum are done very high quality cheese, and I think I need to listen to them more!
Seven Kingdoms is great and you should all check them out!
(Yes, the singer is decked out in sequins, and has cheeseburger slippers. She also has PIPES.)
(Yes, the singer is decked out in sequins, and has cheeseburger slippers. She also has PIPES.)
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Seven Kingdoms is great and you should all check them out!
(Yes, the singer is decked out in sequins, and has cheeseburger slippers. She also has PIPES.)
(Yes, the singer is decked out in sequins, and has cheeseburger slippers. She also has PIPES.)
I'm having a quick bite before I go see some live music. I haven't eaten here in over ten years, but they're as good as I remember, and I'm sad they're not absolutely packed.
Bobby G's Pizzeria | Berkeley, CA
NY style pizza, Bay Area craft beer, and sports in Berkeley, CA since 2006.
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December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm having a quick bite before I go see some live music. I haven't eaten here in over ten years, but they're as good as I remember, and I'm sad they're not absolutely packed.
Wandering downtown Berkeley before the Blind Guardian show, and while the sheer number of closed stores is a little saddening, this is probably the one that hit me the most.
December 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Wandering downtown Berkeley before the Blind Guardian show, and while the sheer number of closed stores is a little saddening, this is probably the one that hit me the most.
An ad I just saw for this movie brags about Santa killing nazis. I can just hear it now: "this is wokeness gone mad, why does a Christmas movie have to be all political and shit, blah blah blah blah blah..."
Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025) ⭐ 6.1 | Horror
1h 35m | TV-MA
www.imdb.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
An ad I just saw for this movie brags about Santa killing nazis. I can just hear it now: "this is wokeness gone mad, why does a Christmas movie have to be all political and shit, blah blah blah blah blah..."
As often happens at this time of night, I'm in YouTube freefall. And I've just seen the most insightful, compassionate, and just plain magnificent portrayal of Death, not as the end, but as a psychopomp.
And I know who created it.
FUCK YOU, NEIL.
And I know who created it.
FUCK YOU, NEIL.
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
As often happens at this time of night, I'm in YouTube freefall. And I've just seen the most insightful, compassionate, and just plain magnificent portrayal of Death, not as the end, but as a psychopomp.
And I know who created it.
FUCK YOU, NEIL.
And I know who created it.
FUCK YOU, NEIL.
"Oi! You! Where are your fucking gloves?"
Me, after seeing a really gross extraction on YouTube.
(I'm not posting a link to it. You're welcome.)
Me, after seeing a really gross extraction on YouTube.
(I'm not posting a link to it. You're welcome.)
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"Oi! You! Where are your fucking gloves?"
Me, after seeing a really gross extraction on YouTube.
(I'm not posting a link to it. You're welcome.)
Me, after seeing a really gross extraction on YouTube.
(I'm not posting a link to it. You're welcome.)
It's a Tuesday.
Dammit.
I might have to burn some vacation time for it.
Dammit.
I might have to burn some vacation time for it.
Coroner @ Cornerstone Craft Beer & Live Music
Feb 10, 2026 - Berkeley, CA
www.bandsintown.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It's a Tuesday.
Dammit.
I might have to burn some vacation time for it.
Dammit.
I might have to burn some vacation time for it.
Every now and then, I'm reminded that Dan Green is a voice actor.
NSFW.
NSFW.
YuGiOh - Like a Chicken!
YouTube video by Wasp
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Every now and then, I'm reminded that Dan Green is a voice actor.
NSFW.
NSFW.
So, the new Archspire video, in part because it was scripted by eleven-year-olds, includes a joke about the vocalist sucking a bouncer off to get his gig. And who vomits right after doing so.
Tragic. Or hilarious.
No, neither one. Juvenile as hell, more like.
Tragic. Or hilarious.
No, neither one. Juvenile as hell, more like.
December 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
So, the new Archspire video, in part because it was scripted by eleven-year-olds, includes a joke about the vocalist sucking a bouncer off to get his gig. And who vomits right after doing so.
Tragic. Or hilarious.
No, neither one. Juvenile as hell, more like.
Tragic. Or hilarious.
No, neither one. Juvenile as hell, more like.
May Nick Fuentes continue to get all the love and intimacy from women that he deserves. (He's managed it so far!)
Podcast host Nick Fuentes who shares women-hating views admits he's still a virgin
Far-right US podcast host Nick Fuentes, who has women-hating views, told Piers Morgan he was still a virgin.
www.ladbible.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
May Nick Fuentes continue to get all the love and intimacy from women that he deserves. (He's managed it so far!)
Soon, I will be saying "TENÍA un pajarito verde que VIVÍA en mi celular..." because the quality of duolingo has declined in a lot of ways, and I'm not going to continue paying for it. Also, I'm sure using it for free will be annoying to the point of unusable.
Gracias. Tengo un pajarito verde que vive en mi celular y lleva tres años enseñándome español... y a veces, él me amenaza.
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Soon, I will be saying "TENÍA un pajarito verde que VIVÍA en mi celular..." because the quality of duolingo has declined in a lot of ways, and I'm not going to continue paying for it. Also, I'm sure using it for free will be annoying to the point of unusable.
España ha boicoteado Eurovisión.
Irlanda ha boicoteado Eurovisión.
Los Países Bajos han boicoteado Eurovisión.
Eslovenia ha boicoteado Eurovisión.
Todo el mundo debería boicotear Eurovisión.
...no sucederá, pero quiero que suceda.
Irlanda ha boicoteado Eurovisión.
Los Países Bajos han boicoteado Eurovisión.
Eslovenia ha boicoteado Eurovisión.
Todo el mundo debería boicotear Eurovisión.
...no sucederá, pero quiero que suceda.
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
España ha boicoteado Eurovisión.
Irlanda ha boicoteado Eurovisión.
Los Países Bajos han boicoteado Eurovisión.
Eslovenia ha boicoteado Eurovisión.
Todo el mundo debería boicotear Eurovisión.
...no sucederá, pero quiero que suceda.
Irlanda ha boicoteado Eurovisión.
Los Países Bajos han boicoteado Eurovisión.
Eslovenia ha boicoteado Eurovisión.
Todo el mundo debería boicotear Eurovisión.
...no sucederá, pero quiero que suceda.
This is the first time I've seen this sentiment voiced in Spanish, and I think it actually GAINS in translation!
("To technofeudalists: if payment isn't ownership, then piracy isn't theft.")
If native hispanohablantes disagree with me, believe them. I've only been speaking it three years.
("To technofeudalists: if payment isn't ownership, then piracy isn't theft.")
If native hispanohablantes disagree with me, believe them. I've only been speaking it three years.
A los señores tecnofeudales: Si pagar no es poseer, entonces, piratear no es robar 😘
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is the first time I've seen this sentiment voiced in Spanish, and I think it actually GAINS in translation!
("To technofeudalists: if payment isn't ownership, then piracy isn't theft.")
If native hispanohablantes disagree with me, believe them. I've only been speaking it three years.
("To technofeudalists: if payment isn't ownership, then piracy isn't theft.")
If native hispanohablantes disagree with me, believe them. I've only been speaking it three years.
I watched this movie a few years ago because a years-old video by @hbomberguy.bsky.social strongly hinted that I should.
If you go in expecting Cosmic Horror™️, you're asking for disappointment... but it's still really good.
If you go in expecting Cosmic Horror™️, you're asking for disappointment... but it's still really good.
Cthulhu (2007)
A Seattle professor returns to the Oregon coast to settle his mother's estate, rekindles a past romance, and unearths his father's dark cult secrets.
tubitv.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I watched this movie a few years ago because a years-old video by @hbomberguy.bsky.social strongly hinted that I should.
If you go in expecting Cosmic Horror™️, you're asking for disappointment... but it's still really good.
If you go in expecting Cosmic Horror™️, you're asking for disappointment... but it's still really good.
So, I'm watching an American YouTuber talk shit about British food, and given the unspeakable horrors he's showing, he might be cherrypicking, but he's not wrong.
But, to quote Stephen Fry back in the day, "this from a country that has spray-on cheese."
But, to quote Stephen Fry back in the day, "this from a country that has spray-on cheese."
Does British food taste good? / What about Marmite? - QI Preview - BBC
YouTube video by BBC
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
So, I'm watching an American YouTuber talk shit about British food, and given the unspeakable horrors he's showing, he might be cherrypicking, but he's not wrong.
But, to quote Stephen Fry back in the day, "this from a country that has spray-on cheese."
But, to quote Stephen Fry back in the day, "this from a country that has spray-on cheese."
Name an actor who you think has an iconic voice
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Name an actor who you think has an iconic voice
And now, reddit is showing me impossibly beautiful women who are sexy, classy... and absolutely not real.
Dear r/AIWhispersOfCharms: fuck off. Also...
Dear r/cartoonhunks: fuck off.
Dear r/AIWhispersOfCharms: fuck off. Also...
Dear r/cartoonhunks: fuck off.
Dear reddit,
Yes, I like art.
Yes, I like well-built men, and in fact I'm working to become one (when I have time).
No, I don't want to see a hundred "drawings" of men who all look like a cross between Henry Cavill, Rafael Alencar, and Norman Bates. Stop showing me this AI slop.
Yes, I like art.
Yes, I like well-built men, and in fact I'm working to become one (when I have time).
No, I don't want to see a hundred "drawings" of men who all look like a cross between Henry Cavill, Rafael Alencar, and Norman Bates. Stop showing me this AI slop.
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
And now, reddit is showing me impossibly beautiful women who are sexy, classy... and absolutely not real.
Dear r/AIWhispersOfCharms: fuck off. Also...
Dear r/cartoonhunks: fuck off.
Dear r/AIWhispersOfCharms: fuck off. Also...
Dear r/cartoonhunks: fuck off.
Years and years ago, Chris Rock had a routine about white people saying "he speaks so well, he's so well spoken, he speaks so well!" of certain black people in the news.
I don't want to be one of THOSE white people. So, I tried to be careful here. I hope I was careful enough.
I don't want to be one of THOSE white people. So, I tried to be careful here. I hope I was careful enough.
Dear YouTube,
I'm just watching a video by the ever erudite, insightful, and audiogenic @fdsignifier.bsky.social. I think it's great that you are worried I'm standing at the edge and I'm about to jump, and you're offering me "help" so that I don't... but calm your tits.
I'm just watching a video by the ever erudite, insightful, and audiogenic @fdsignifier.bsky.social. I think it's great that you are worried I'm standing at the edge and I'm about to jump, and you're offering me "help" so that I don't... but calm your tits.
Charlie Kirk and the Conservative Death Cult
YouTube video by F.D Signifier
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Years and years ago, Chris Rock had a routine about white people saying "he speaks so well, he's so well spoken, he speaks so well!" of certain black people in the news.
I don't want to be one of THOSE white people. So, I tried to be careful here. I hope I was careful enough.
I don't want to be one of THOSE white people. So, I tried to be careful here. I hope I was careful enough.
Another musical for people who hate musicals!
(This one has one of the guys from Five Flavor Fruit Punch in a minor role, but try not to hold that against it, it's still really good.)
(This one has one of the guys from Five Flavor Fruit Punch in a minor role, but try not to hold that against it, it's still really good.)
The Devil's Carnival (2012)
A grieving father, a kleptomaniac, and a gullible teenager find themselves doomed to spend eternity repeating their past sins in a twisted carnival.
tubitv.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Another musical for people who hate musicals!
(This one has one of the guys from Five Flavor Fruit Punch in a minor role, but try not to hold that against it, it's still really good.)
(This one has one of the guys from Five Flavor Fruit Punch in a minor role, but try not to hold that against it, it's still really good.)
Well, we all know that Duo is an evil malicious bird, so we can't really be surprised that he's royalty in Hell, right?
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Well, we all know that Duo is an evil malicious bird, so we can't really be surprised that he's royalty in Hell, right?