Jordan, a cool guy
@fishtree.co
Jordan Hirsch
Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned.
Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice
DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley
https://jordanhirsch.net
He/him
Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned.
Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice
DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley
https://jordanhirsch.net
He/him
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It’s hard to believe that one man can cause so much stress, so much fear, so much pain and suffering…a man who took an oath to preserve and protect our Constitution. This man, who is inciting terror across our land, must be removed from office. In a sane world, it would happen immediately.
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It’s hard to believe that one man can cause so much stress, so much fear, so much pain and suffering…a man who took an oath to preserve and protect our Constitution. This man, who is inciting terror across our land, must be removed from office. In a sane world, it would happen immediately.
• The best book I read this year
• The best book I read FROM this year
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• The best audiobook I heard this year
• The best book I read FROM this year
• The best comic book I read this year
• The best audiobook I heard this year
December 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
• The best book I read this year
• The best book I read FROM this year
• The best comic book I read this year
• The best audiobook I heard this year
• The best book I read FROM this year
• The best comic book I read this year
• The best audiobook I heard this year
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As we brace for a major winter storm, I want to remind all New Yorkers that overcharging for essential goods during a state of emergency is illegal.
Report any price gouging related to this storm to my office.
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Report any price gouging related to this storm to my office.
formsnym.ag.ny.gov/OAGOnlineSub...
formsnym.ag.ny.gov
December 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
As we brace for a major winter storm, I want to remind all New Yorkers that overcharging for essential goods during a state of emergency is illegal.
Report any price gouging related to this storm to my office.
formsnym.ag.ny.gov/OAGOnlineSub...
Report any price gouging related to this storm to my office.
formsnym.ag.ny.gov/OAGOnlineSub...
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Welcome to SURREAL WEEK, where calories don't count, drinking is governed by airport rules, no one cares how you're dressed, and marathoning old movies is the norm. You have until January 5th when doing absolutely fucking nothing becomes embarrassing again. Do nothing with it wisely.
December 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Welcome to SURREAL WEEK, where calories don't count, drinking is governed by airport rules, no one cares how you're dressed, and marathoning old movies is the norm. You have until January 5th when doing absolutely fucking nothing becomes embarrassing again. Do nothing with it wisely.
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"Trump Administration Emphasizes Religion in Official Christmas Messages" makes it sound GOOD.
The @nytimes.com knows what it's doing.
This is trash.
The @nytimes.com knows what it's doing.
This is trash.
December 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"Trump Administration Emphasizes Religion in Official Christmas Messages" makes it sound GOOD.
The @nytimes.com knows what it's doing.
This is trash.
The @nytimes.com knows what it's doing.
This is trash.
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include the worst Robocop (with a great cast), a muddled but very good horror debut, a classic slasher about the danger of listening to new wave music on New Year's Eve, and a xmas proto-slasher. How about yours?
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December 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include the worst Robocop (with a great cast), a muddled but very good horror debut, a classic slasher about the danger of listening to new wave music on New Year's Eve, and a xmas proto-slasher. How about yours?
boxd.it/bL9hT
boxd.it/bL9hT
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include the worst Robocop (with a great cast), a muddled but very good horror debut, a classic slasher about the danger of listening to new wave music on New Year's Eve, and a xmas proto-slasher. How about yours?
boxd.it/bL9hT
boxd.it/bL9hT
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include the worst Robocop (with a great cast), a muddled but very good horror debut, a classic slasher about the danger of listening to new wave music on New Year's Eve, and a xmas proto-slasher. How about yours?
boxd.it/bL9hT
boxd.it/bL9hT
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Kind of wild how the take that some of Trump's supporters were "deplorable" was some huge scandal, but regularly screaming about "radical left scum" is just a thing he'll say with no media backlash.
December 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Kind of wild how the take that some of Trump's supporters were "deplorable" was some huge scandal, but regularly screaming about "radical left scum" is just a thing he'll say with no media backlash.
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I don't know who needs to know this, but Jesus is not everyone's savior in the United States.
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I don't know who needs to know this, but Jesus is not everyone's savior in the United States.
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Please enjoy this uplifting holiday ditty @kevinhill.bsky.social made with our friend @fishtree.co a few years back.
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There's Always Next Year (feat. Jordan Hirsch), by Maximilian and The Reinhardt
track by Maximilian and The Reinhardt
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December 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Please enjoy this uplifting holiday ditty @kevinhill.bsky.social made with our friend @fishtree.co a few years back.
maximilianandthereinhardt.bandcamp.com/track/theres...
maximilianandthereinhardt.bandcamp.com/track/theres...
Since we're down an eggnog butter rum cake I threw together some Italian ricotta cookies to fill the gap
December 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Since we're down an eggnog butter rum cake I threw together some Italian ricotta cookies to fill the gap
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This is just to say
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
did NOT die
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
did NOT die
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This is just to say
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
did NOT die
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
did NOT die
In-laws got me a reup of my cheese subscription. 2026 is going to start *strong*.
a bald man in a green shirt and black hoodie
Alt: Keegan Michael Key saying "I eat all the cheese"
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December 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
In-laws got me a reup of my cheese subscription. 2026 is going to start *strong*.
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SEASON'S GREASONS
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SEASON'S GREASONS
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
This is just to say
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
did NOT die
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
did NOT die
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This is just to say
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
did NOT die
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
did NOT die
Pretty psyched to drink all day tomorrow
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Pretty psyched to drink all day tomorrow
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My dog kicked the animatronic xmas dog that plays Baby Got Back off the shelf do she could put her paw there while she sacks out
December 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My dog kicked the animatronic xmas dog that plays Baby Got Back off the shelf do she could put her paw there while she sacks out
I spent a lot of time (and groceries) on it and was really looking forward to eating it/sharing it with my family. The only reason the dog stole it is b/c she's going through some serious health shit at the moment and it's making her pretty mentally unbalanced, so that sucks too.
Dog just stole and ate the cake I spent yesterday baking, so that sucks
December 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I spent a lot of time (and groceries) on it and was really looking forward to eating it/sharing it with my family. The only reason the dog stole it is b/c she's going through some serious health shit at the moment and it's making her pretty mentally unbalanced, so that sucks too.