bran💜🪼
@flamingostalkerr.bsky.social
bran | 28 | any pronouns | i’m the only white boy with a cloak at the whole bowling alley
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Coming soon to a Maryland near you.
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Coming soon to a Maryland near you.
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upon extensive review, clinical and field trials, and thorough anlysis of the data, we posit the conclusion that i am: that bitch
January 20, 2026 at 6:20 PM
upon extensive review, clinical and field trials, and thorough anlysis of the data, we posit the conclusion that i am: that bitch
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I was very disappointed to find out fantasy football had nothing to do with elves or dwarves
January 18, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I was very disappointed to find out fantasy football had nothing to do with elves or dwarves
heartburn😔
what they dont tell you aboutj doing substances is that. it’s funnnnnnn
January 19, 2026 at 10:19 AM
heartburn😔
YAAAAYYYAYAYAYYY HAHAHA YAAAAYYYYY👏👏👏👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
dubcon homoerotic shotgunning
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
YAAAAYYYAYAYAYYY HAHAHA YAAAAYYYYY👏👏👏👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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dubcon homoerotic shotgunning
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
dubcon homoerotic shotgunning
what they dont tell you aboutj doing substances is that. it’s funnnnnnn
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
what they dont tell you aboutj doing substances is that. it’s funnnnnnn
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Resetti can’t even be mean anymore…because of woke….
January 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Resetti can’t even be mean anymore…because of woke….
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alaskan girls make do
January 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
alaskan girls make do
everybody in the club say 🎤fuuuck cancer🎤
January 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
everybody in the club say 🎤fuuuck cancer🎤
do you guys remember in 2001 when serj tankian pleaded and cried out to god? yeah. song of the winter for the 24th winter in a row
January 13, 2026 at 12:32 PM
do you guys remember in 2001 when serj tankian pleaded and cried out to god? yeah. song of the winter for the 24th winter in a row
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You can say Merry Protein again
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
You can say Merry Protein again
what y’all know about this
you wouldnt last a day in the asylum where they raised me
January 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
what y’all know about this
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you wouldnt last a day in the asylum where they raised me
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
you wouldnt last a day in the asylum where they raised me
i know nobody has ever said this before but. my little pony friendship is magic is a good show
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
i know nobody has ever said this before but. my little pony friendship is magic is a good show
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
no more of my kids are allowed to die what the fuck😭💔
January 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
no more of my kids are allowed to die what the fuck😭💔
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for take twomonday night i want to remind all of you to read my tfem stede/tmasc ed fic now and forever at the wintergardsn archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
This Side Of The Blue - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 6, 2026 at 6:40 AM
for take twomonday night i want to remind all of you to read my tfem stede/tmasc ed fic now and forever at the wintergardsn archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
the fact that i can’t wake up and kiss my partner and leg it to the kaladi brothers to get an orange and dark chocolate oat milk latte and breakfast burrito before work is really getting me😭😭😭
January 6, 2026 at 12:25 PM
the fact that i can’t wake up and kiss my partner and leg it to the kaladi brothers to get an orange and dark chocolate oat milk latte and breakfast burrito before work is really getting me😭😭😭
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fun fact: in episodes 4-6, every time shane looks at ilya, he touches his stomach just out of frame. this is a subtle nod to the fact he desperately wants ilya to bitch him and become the nhl’s first confirmed omega
January 6, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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fun fact: in episodes 4-6, every time shane looks at ilya, he touches his stomach just out of frame. this is a subtle nod to the fact he desperately wants ilya to bitch him and become the nhl’s first confirmed omega
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
fun fact: in episodes 4-6, every time shane looks at ilya, he touches his stomach just out of frame. this is a subtle nod to the fact he desperately wants ilya to bitch him and become the nhl’s first confirmed omega
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Hmm, I guess there's not much news today...
Oh!
My pussy fat!
...Actually, I guess that doesn't really count as news, huh? 😳
Have a nice day!
Oh!
My pussy fat!
...Actually, I guess that doesn't really count as news, huh? 😳
Have a nice day!
July 12, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Hmm, I guess there's not much news today...
Oh!
My pussy fat!
...Actually, I guess that doesn't really count as news, huh? 😳
Have a nice day!
Oh!
My pussy fat!
...Actually, I guess that doesn't really count as news, huh? 😳
Have a nice day!
have you seen us? do you see us? when will you see us?
us in our rei coats and our kaladi bros hats and our 5F and -3F degree weather respectively. everyone look at how cute we are right fucking now
January 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
have you seen us? do you see us? when will you see us?
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baby june telling her parents about other kids at daycare
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
baby june telling her parents about other kids at daycare