Flukeman
@flukeman.bsky.social
Trans rights are human rights. Black lives matter.
He/him. SoCal ➡️ NC Triangle. Cat dad to my horrid cat son, Bob. Go Dodgers.
He/him. SoCal ➡️ NC Triangle. Cat dad to my horrid cat son, Bob. Go Dodgers.
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Hit me up on the Cybiko
January 26, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Hit me up on the Cybiko
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on HAM radio even though I don't have a license!
Just kidding Mister FCC man, please, I have a family
Just kidding Mister FCC man, please, I have a family
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on Facebook Messenger
January 26, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on HAM radio even though I don't have a license!
Just kidding Mister FCC man, please, I have a family
Just kidding Mister FCC man, please, I have a family
I'm the first one to shovel the sidewalk in the part of my block that I can see from the yard
Please clap
Please clap
January 26, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I'm the first one to shovel the sidewalk in the part of my block that I can see from the yard
Please clap
Please clap
God it must feel soooo good to be that stupid
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 6:34 PM
God it must feel soooo good to be that stupid
Get a load of this woofer
Timeline cleanse. The sun is warm, but Titan's head is very heavy.
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Get a load of this woofer
Reposted by Flukeman
This is a pretty neat tool that helps folks prepare and understand what to do if (when) the power goes out.
alexdobrenko.github.io/storm-prep/
#NCwx #SCwx
alexdobrenko.github.io/storm-prep/
#NCwx #SCwx
Power Out? What to Do
alexdobrenko.github.io
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 PM
This is a pretty neat tool that helps folks prepare and understand what to do if (when) the power goes out.
alexdobrenko.github.io/storm-prep/
#NCwx #SCwx
alexdobrenko.github.io/storm-prep/
#NCwx #SCwx
Now, more than ever
Jose Mourinho - If I speak I'm in big trouble
YouTube video by Arman
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Now, more than ever
Reposted by Flukeman
lighting a candle tonight and saying a little prayer to no one in particular that consists of a single word: It
October 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
lighting a candle tonight and saying a little prayer to no one in particular that consists of a single word: It
I'm the standard Bluesky age and AFAIK I had 2 MMR shots as a kid, and still had no measurable immune response to measles when I got my titers checked last year
I just read an NPR article that said
“If you were vaccinated between 1968 and 1989, you likely received just one dose of the measles vaccine, instead of the two doses that are standard today.”
I’m covered with my 2 shots but anyone born before 1989 could benefit from another measles shot.
“If you were vaccinated between 1968 and 1989, you likely received just one dose of the measles vaccine, instead of the two doses that are standard today.”
I’m covered with my 2 shots but anyone born before 1989 could benefit from another measles shot.
January 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I'm the standard Bluesky age and AFAIK I had 2 MMR shots as a kid, and still had no measurable immune response to measles when I got my titers checked last year
In middle school I slipped on a banana peel and went down HARD on the blacktop
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
In middle school I slipped on a banana peel and went down HARD on the blacktop
Reposted by Flukeman
Turns out Gizmo was a very apt name for this pup
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Turns out Gizmo was a very apt name for this pup
Turns out Gizmo was a very apt name for this pup
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Turns out Gizmo was a very apt name for this pup
Reposted by Flukeman
Woke up extra early, figured I'd hop on here for a few minutes to distract my noisy brain then go back to sleep
Whoops!
Whoops!
January 3, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Woke up extra early, figured I'd hop on here for a few minutes to distract my noisy brain then go back to sleep
Whoops!
Whoops!
(my copy is not pictured)
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
(my copy is not pictured)
BUTTER
TRAVEL
ANAL
Alrighty then
TRAVEL
ANAL
Alrighty then
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
BUTTER
TRAVEL
ANAL
Alrighty then
TRAVEL
ANAL
Alrighty then
Reposted by Flukeman
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years
An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Annnnd I've now lost Whamageddon
This radio station will pay for its sins
This radio station will pay for its sins
Dominick the Donkey has broken containment; it's currently playing on the radio as I sit in my dentist's waiting room.
🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Annnnd I've now lost Whamageddon
This radio station will pay for its sins
This radio station will pay for its sins
Dominick the Donkey has broken containment; it's currently playing on the radio as I sit in my dentist's waiting room.
🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Dominick the Donkey has broken containment; it's currently playing on the radio as I sit in my dentist's waiting room.
Reposted by Flukeman
New terrible children's book concept just dropped
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
New terrible children's book concept just dropped
New terrible children's book concept just dropped
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
New terrible children's book concept just dropped