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Frank
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🎤 Host of geek podcasts about superheroes, sci-fi, and more.

💻 Social media marketing manager from New York living in New Hampshire with my amazing wife and daughter.
This business of businesses being closed on mondays when I have a toddler to entertain is really cramping my style
October 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later.

harpers.org/archive/1941...
Who Goes Nazi?, by Dorothy Thompson
harpers.org
October 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I heard someone say that bologna is just hot dog pancakes and that’s been fucking with me all day
September 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Who else has been using Adobe Audition since it was still Cool Edit Pro? ✋
September 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Don Jr. seeing the Epstein birthday letter
September 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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do you ever feel like the lone pikachu in the knockoff labubu claw machine of life
September 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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I wrote and told this joke before they changed the Cracker Barrel logo back, okay!??!
August 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
What the living fuck
🚨Border Patrol arrested two firefighters who were actively fighting a wildfire at the time.

When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member “you need to get the f*ck out of here. I’m going to make you leave.”
August 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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charmless sociopaths in pursuit of mass engagement at impossible scale with zero ethical guardrails and no functional government oversight, what could go wrong
"The Meta AI chatbot built into Instagram and Facebook can coach teen accounts on suicide, self-harm and eating disorders, a new safety study finds. In one test chat, the bot planned joint suicide — and then kept bringing it back up in later ‭conversations."
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
Instagram’s chatbot helped teen accounts plan suicide — and parents can’t disable it
An investigation into the Meta AI chatbot built into Instagram and Facebook found that it helped teen accounts plan suicide and self harm, promoted eating disorders and drug use, and regularly claimed...
www.washingtonpost.com
August 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Who else was too poor for an iPod in 2004 and settled for a Creative Nomad Zen Xtra?
August 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It's really unfair that I can't CLEP my way into a Doctorate in Beatles Studies.
August 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Somewhere out there, there’s a version of “Heartbreaker” where Pat Benatar sings “Bootlicker,” and it feels right today.
August 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“My farts are WAY LONGER and WAY LOUDER than loser Cryin’ Chuck Schumer!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
One thing we are not doing enough is very publicly trolling POTUS and baiting him into saying bizarre things.

Doesn’t take much, we saw that at the debate with Harris last year.

Just dig at one of his (many) insecurities and watch him reflexively stick his foot in his mouth.
August 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Who’s going to be the Charlie Chaplin for our present moment?
August 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Like, if someone said “I bet you have tiny bowel movements,” he would NEED to say something about his big beautiful shits.

He wouldn’t be able to help himself.

Fascists cannot abide being made a fool of.
One thing we are not doing enough is very publicly trolling POTUS and baiting him into saying bizarre things.

Doesn’t take much, we saw that at the debate with Harris last year.

Just dig at one of his (many) insecurities and watch him reflexively stick his foot in his mouth.
August 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
One thing we are not doing enough is very publicly trolling POTUS and baiting him into saying bizarre things.

Doesn’t take much, we saw that at the debate with Harris last year.

Just dig at one of his (many) insecurities and watch him reflexively stick his foot in his mouth.
August 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
In 20+ years I've never put a sticker on any of my guitars but I'm starting to consider it. www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Wo...
"Woody Guthrie - This Machine Kills Fascists" Sticker for Sale by gennalyne
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www.redbubble.com
July 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Sounds like a Genesis album from the Peter Gabriel era
night toad in the garden
July 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Holy shit we’re legitimately at “some cancer screenings are too woke.”
July 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Somehow every interaction I have with the medical system feels like this.
Age and diagnoses over time for one short-term pain symptom:

Age 34 - there are no pains there
Age 34.2 - you’ve been fat too long
Age 34.4 - it’s anxiety
Age 34.9 - you should try efexor
Age 35.1 - more Xanax?
Age 35.3 - are you drug seeking?
Age 35.5 - gallstones.
July 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The more my Meta Ray Bans app says TURN ON LOCATION SERVICES the more I’m like WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW
July 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM