Mike
@frantic.org
Coder at Sports Reference, Philly resident, he/him.
#!/usr/bin/perl for life.
And you may ask yourself, how did I get here?
#!/usr/bin/perl for life.
And you may ask yourself, how did I get here?
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Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector
Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his…
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January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
The number of times during this game I’ve said “what the hell was that?”
January 25, 2026 at 10:53 PM
The number of times during this game I’ve said “what the hell was that?”
Stidham’s 16 step dropbacks don’t seem sustainable
January 25, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Stidham’s 16 step dropbacks don’t seem sustainable
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The dots on an absolutely absurd play that the Rams had no business surrendering.
And yet, they did.
Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.
And yet, they did.
Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The dots on an absolutely absurd play that the Rams had no business surrendering.
And yet, they did.
Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.
And yet, they did.
Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.
Had to look it up, most combined turnovers in a playoff game is 9, most recently in Super Bowl XXVII in 1991 www.sports-reference.com/stathead/tin...
January 18, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Had to look it up, most combined turnovers in a playoff game is 9, most recently in Super Bowl XXVII in 1991 www.sports-reference.com/stathead/tin...
One of those football games that has me saying “oh no” a lot
January 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
One of those football games that has me saying “oh no” a lot
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This is what it's all about folks
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
January 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
This is what it's all about folks
Another Eagles win that leaves the entire fan base pissed off, yay?
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Another Eagles win that leaves the entire fan base pissed off, yay?
No idea why Fox had to stick us with the completely meaningless end of Chargers/Cowboys instead of flipping to what looks like an interesting finish to Bucs/Panthers
December 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
No idea why Fox had to stick us with the completely meaningless end of Chargers/Cowboys instead of flipping to what looks like an interesting finish to Bucs/Panthers
Sainristil smacked like 3 dudes during that play and emerged unscathed somehow
December 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Sainristil smacked like 3 dudes during that play and emerged unscathed somehow
This Miami/A&M game somehow manages to both be terrible and entertaining at the same time
December 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This Miami/A&M game somehow manages to both be terrible and entertaining at the same time
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I spent $900 at 1587 Prime so you don’t have to.
Two nights playing with fire at Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce's steakhouse: defector.com/two-nights-p...
Two Nights Playing With Fire At Patrick Mahomes And Travis Kelce's Steakhouse | Defector
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — As celebrity restaurant mascots, athletes offer a tidy sense of vertical integration: Why not supply the very calories they need to expend on the field? I’m surprised there are so…
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December 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I spent $900 at 1587 Prime so you don’t have to.
The best part of this Raiders/Eagles game is Greg Olsen’s clear disgust with how bad Vegas is
December 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The best part of this Raiders/Eagles game is Greg Olsen’s clear disgust with how bad Vegas is
Ok I have complained enough about the Eagles that I have to credit them for that excellent play call, too
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ok I have complained enough about the Eagles that I have to credit them for that excellent play call, too
There is no way these two teams are both 8-4, I refuse to believe it
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
There is no way these two teams are both 8-4, I refuse to believe it
Eagles might at least let me go to bed at a reasonable hour if they keep this up
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Eagles might at least let me go to bed at a reasonable hour if they keep this up
Not only do I keep seeing the drone in the Sixers broadcast but every time they switch to it and make us watch a possession from the drone, it’s awful, do not like
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Not only do I keep seeing the drone in the Sixers broadcast but every time they switch to it and make us watch a possession from the drone, it’s awful, do not like
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This is a total stab in the dark for my #phillies fan friends out there.
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is a total stab in the dark for my #phillies fan friends out there.
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
Sixers/Warriors is an absolute clank-off so far. 2-15 from 3 combined 5 minutes in, whee!
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Sixers/Warriors is an absolute clank-off so far. 2-15 from 3 combined 5 minutes in, whee!
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
This might be the dumbest football game of all time
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This might be the dumbest football game of all time
Traveling up to Boston for this, really hoping Draculaw makes an appearance
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November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Traveling up to Boston for this, really hoping Draculaw makes an appearance
Sixers vibes are immaculate right now
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sixers vibes are immaculate right now
I must note that this is a work productivity killer cause one of these fixes will come up in Slack and then I end up watching 10 minutes of some random 1986 NFL broadcast, oops
Want to bring attention to this before today's games... historical fumble data on PFR! This is what all of my review of old game videos has been leading to.
www.sports-reference.com/blog/2025/10...
www.sports-reference.com/blog/2025/10...
21 New Seasons of Forced Fumble Data Highlights New Additions to Pro Football Reference | Sports-Reference.com
21 New Seasons of Forced Fumble Data Highlights New Additions to Pro Football Reference
www.sports-reference.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I must note that this is a work productivity killer cause one of these fixes will come up in Slack and then I end up watching 10 minutes of some random 1986 NFL broadcast, oops