Freelander
@freelander.bsky.social
Crapulous ultracrepidarian. Commie adjacent. Gooner/intellectual. Rascally asiatic. Raccoon super powers. Chino Loco. I hate raisins. Beer. Cigarettes. Masochism. Crab gang. Sometime muffin-walloper. SPEAKER+SUMMIT
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The choices are clear: class consciousness or rule by pedophile, techbro, christo fascist oligarchs on ketamine selling you hallucination machines stealing your art, telling you to kill yourself and deporting brown people.
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
The choices are clear: class consciousness or rule by pedophile, techbro, christo fascist oligarchs on ketamine selling you hallucination machines stealing your art, telling you to kill yourself and deporting brown people.
Full disclosure: i want to know because I can count on one hand (lol) the number of dick pics I have sent life time.
Like what is the average number of dick pics to send life time?
It's probably super low because it's very much a technology dependent thing.
Like what is the average number of dick pics to send life time?
It's probably super low because it's very much a technology dependent thing.
Okay. Let's say we narrow it down to like straight cis dudes. What percentage of straight cos dudes send dick?
How many of them are doing it responsibly and how many are just like being. . . Without judgement?
How many of them are doing it responsibly and how many are just like being. . . Without judgement?
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Full disclosure: i want to know because I can count on one hand (lol) the number of dick pics I have sent life time.
Like what is the average number of dick pics to send life time?
It's probably super low because it's very much a technology dependent thing.
Like what is the average number of dick pics to send life time?
It's probably super low because it's very much a technology dependent thing.
What is the batting average for like dick pics, nationally, in terms of positive reviews and what constitutes solicited? Is there like implicit solicitation? Or unsolicited easy mode? I mean private communication. The dreaded 'unsolicited' in it's worst form is I imagine a 'cock forward cold call'
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 PM
What is the batting average for like dick pics, nationally, in terms of positive reviews and what constitutes solicited? Is there like implicit solicitation? Or unsolicited easy mode? I mean private communication. The dreaded 'unsolicited' in it's worst form is I imagine a 'cock forward cold call'
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DON’T BREAD ON ME
January 20, 2026 at 8:24 PM
DON’T BREAD ON ME
My new neighbour caught me coming home after my run from the convenience store with an open beer.
January 21, 2026 at 12:44 PM
My new neighbour caught me coming home after my run from the convenience store with an open beer.
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The real Donald Trump has flowing strawberry blond locks and impressive musculature… THIS Donald Trump has thinning hair, small hands & a chin-gina.
January 21, 2026 at 5:17 AM
The real Donald Trump has flowing strawberry blond locks and impressive musculature… THIS Donald Trump has thinning hair, small hands & a chin-gina.
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last time yall quit early
not tryna do this but
trump has a "keyhole" shaped ear
trump has a "keyhole" shaped ear
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 AM
last time yall quit early
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OMFG.. IT GOT SO BAD CARNEY IS BASED.
Carney: "American hegemony in particular helped provide public goods, a stable financial system... this bargain no longer works. Let me be direct. We are in the midst of a rupture, not a transition... recently, great powers have begun using economic integration as a weapon. Tariffs as leverage ... "
January 20, 2026 at 4:43 PM
OMFG.. IT GOT SO BAD CARNEY IS BASED.
OMFG.. IT GOT SO BAD CARNEY IS BASED.
Carney: "American hegemony in particular helped provide public goods, a stable financial system... this bargain no longer works. Let me be direct. We are in the midst of a rupture, not a transition... recently, great powers have begun using economic integration as a weapon. Tariffs as leverage ... "
January 20, 2026 at 4:43 PM
OMFG.. IT GOT SO BAD CARNEY IS BASED.
I maintain that the america, Russia, China hemisphere thing is just because Trump is too stupid to remember so many countries and it has to be dumbed down
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I maintain that the america, Russia, China hemisphere thing is just because Trump is too stupid to remember so many countries and it has to be dumbed down
Maybe stop being a fucking loser and farming fake internet points.
If Bluesky is to grow and become a viable alternative for the "Global Townsquare," which was the point, it needs to compete on engagement and virality is a part of that.
It isn't competing. Engagement here has been falling for a year. That's a problem if you, like me, want it to survive and thrive.
It isn't competing. Engagement here has been falling for a year. That's a problem if you, like me, want it to survive and thrive.
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Maybe stop being a fucking loser and farming fake internet points.
Disqualifying for any rational citizen.
January 20, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Disqualifying for any rational citizen.
January 20, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Thought to myself tonight, "I wonder if Rice Krispies would add something worthwhile to brownies."
Guess I'll know in about an hour.
First brownies I've baked in about 9 months. We'll see if the award-winner baker still has it.
Guess I'll know in about an hour.
First brownies I've baked in about 9 months. We'll see if the award-winner baker still has it.
January 19, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Thought to myself tonight, "I wonder if Rice Krispies would add something worthwhile to brownies."
Guess I'll know in about an hour.
First brownies I've baked in about 9 months. We'll see if the award-winner baker still has it.
Guess I'll know in about an hour.
First brownies I've baked in about 9 months. We'll see if the award-winner baker still has it.
Amazing big brain discourse we got here.
January 19, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Amazing big brain discourse we got here.
This is the blue maga democracy hating 'third way' duopoly encouraging cock sucker Carney strategic voting fucking Liberal we have to deal with in Canada who wishes we would just shut up and not build a working class party. The kind of person who would tell us to 'settle down' about nazis.
January 19, 2026 at 1:22 AM
This is the blue maga democracy hating 'third way' duopoly encouraging cock sucker Carney strategic voting fucking Liberal we have to deal with in Canada who wishes we would just shut up and not build a working class party. The kind of person who would tell us to 'settle down' about nazis.
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January 18, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Omfg. I mean. Do people even know that all these LLMs are just Wikipedia and like shit takes from reddit??
January 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Omfg. I mean. Do people even know that all these LLMs are just Wikipedia and like shit takes from reddit??
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January 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
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January 17, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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