Jared Johnson is taking it one day at a time
@jaredparker.bsky.social
Former Christian fundie trying to redirect his idealism toward more humane ends. Black lives matter. Trans lives matter. John Hodgman once told me I was just daddin’ it up. he/him
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they gave tucker "fredo insisting he's smart" lighting
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
they gave tucker "fredo insisting he's smart" lighting
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i only have one true pie take: 99% of the time i'd rather eat more dinner than save space for dessert because i am not a child
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i only have one true pie take: 99% of the time i'd rather eat more dinner than save space for dessert because i am not a child
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RFK has the sex appeal of an old moth-eaten sock and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to have their brain scanned and to be evaluated for a stroke
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
RFK has the sex appeal of an old moth-eaten sock and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to have their brain scanned and to be evaluated for a stroke
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Not to mention that school and library sales are a HUGE portion of all authors' sales. So they get the sale that you personally didn't pay for, your neighbor gets better access to books, and your unhoused pal has a place to sit WE ALL WIN
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Not to mention that school and library sales are a HUGE portion of all authors' sales. So they get the sale that you personally didn't pay for, your neighbor gets better access to books, and your unhoused pal has a place to sit WE ALL WIN
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If you want literature to exist you have to support it and that doesn't always mean you, personally, will pay. The more we USE our libraries the better they can justify their funding, and the more people they can serve.
By stealing instead, you're cheating your neighbors AND the artists. Dick.
By stealing instead, you're cheating your neighbors AND the artists. Dick.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If you want literature to exist you have to support it and that doesn't always mean you, personally, will pay. The more we USE our libraries the better they can justify their funding, and the more people they can serve.
By stealing instead, you're cheating your neighbors AND the artists. Dick.
By stealing instead, you're cheating your neighbors AND the artists. Dick.
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Libraries are free for you to use, serve the public good, are great, support creators financially and, I cannot be clear enough about this-- ARE FREE FOR YOU TO USE-- so pirating books makes you kind of an asshole, not some Marxist revolutionary.
If the book you want isn't there *request it.*
If the book you want isn't there *request it.*
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Libraries are free for you to use, serve the public good, are great, support creators financially and, I cannot be clear enough about this-- ARE FREE FOR YOU TO USE-- so pirating books makes you kind of an asshole, not some Marxist revolutionary.
If the book you want isn't there *request it.*
If the book you want isn't there *request it.*
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trying an ai recipe for buttermilk biscuits and i don’t think they came out right
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
trying an ai recipe for buttermilk biscuits and i don’t think they came out right
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Being John Malkovich, but with Muppets. John Malkovich still plays himself, but all the other parts are played by Muppets.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Being John Malkovich, but with Muppets. John Malkovich still plays himself, but all the other parts are played by Muppets.
ILLINOIS LFG
Trump’s approval collapses nationwide, turning several deep-red states negative — Economist tracker
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ILLINOIS LFG
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“Device hoarding” un fucking real
Both major political parties agree we have one job and it’s to buy shit
Both major political parties agree we have one job and it’s to buy shit
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“Device hoarding” un fucking real
Both major political parties agree we have one job and it’s to buy shit
Both major political parties agree we have one job and it’s to buy shit
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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Fungal Misadventure (a story in the form of a Bluesky thread)
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Fungal Misadventure (a story in the form of a Bluesky thread)
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
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Fungal Misadventure (a story in the form of a Bluesky thread)
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
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There is almost nothing lazier than using MY DINNER WITH ANDRE as a shorthand for empty pretention. I know "The Simpsons" did it with a video game cabinet Martin's obsessed with, but I'd argue that the joke about Martin was never that he was pretentious - just maybe stuck in the wrong town.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
There is almost nothing lazier than using MY DINNER WITH ANDRE as a shorthand for empty pretention. I know "The Simpsons" did it with a video game cabinet Martin's obsessed with, but I'd argue that the joke about Martin was never that he was pretentious - just maybe stuck in the wrong town.
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
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as far as i’m concerned, this is witchcraft
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
as far as i’m concerned, this is witchcraft
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sometimes my children ask me for things:
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
sometimes my children ask me for things:
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I am stuck between how much I hate all this for the people who have their work stolen and how much I am frustrated by people who believe they should be able to do absolutely nothing to verify where something is coming from and still be confident it’s going to work.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
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AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
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November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I am stuck between how much I hate all this for the people who have their work stolen and how much I am frustrated by people who believe they should be able to do absolutely nothing to verify where something is coming from and still be confident it’s going to work.
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To this day, many Americans believe that Hitler and the nazis basically invented the Autobahn, and supported its construction, and got it built quickly when Hitler came to power.
The reality is that the Autobahn started over a decade earlier, and Nazis opposed it, then came to power and claimed it🤡
The reality is that the Autobahn started over a decade earlier, and Nazis opposed it, then came to power and claimed it🤡
September 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
To this day, many Americans believe that Hitler and the nazis basically invented the Autobahn, and supported its construction, and got it built quickly when Hitler came to power.
The reality is that the Autobahn started over a decade earlier, and Nazis opposed it, then came to power and claimed it🤡
The reality is that the Autobahn started over a decade earlier, and Nazis opposed it, then came to power and claimed it🤡
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roko's basilisk is basically pentecostalism for guys who think grok passes the turing test
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
roko's basilisk is basically pentecostalism for guys who think grok passes the turing test