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Octoling Flapjacks
@fuckitwecrawl.bsky.social
"Bro built like a pile of pancakes"
20 years old
Profile by @linzharpy
(18+ for the love of god no minors)
Hack your 3DS it's really easy
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this is chefs kiss mwah delicioso im always complaining about that they just arent tugging on those things enough in porn cmon yank yank
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Me: Boy this game is great I hope it doesn't ever make me so rock hard I get nauseous

Kirby Air Riders:
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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its 100% confirmation bias to some degree but what do they put in the water that makes a ton of tgirls fatfurs. like even before they transition a lot of future girls are into big bitches. does loving bbws make you more predisposed to estrogen
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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As said of old:
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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“Oil my gears please!” Said the robot. “Ew, that sounds suggestive. 😐” Said the guy at the bus stop.
“No, I need to keep my gears lubricated or I’ll di-“
“You need them WHAT??? 🤨” Said the guy at the bus stop.
“No, I need-“
The robot died.

SHARE IF YOU AGREE!!!
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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when you are mean to daniel tiger you are literally being mean to mr. rogers' headmate's son
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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the bigger numbers initially appear as compounds of smaller numbers to represent our naive conception of them solely based on their digits, and only turn into one unique character when we discover its properties, its personality independent of any base. paper marks with faces captures none of this
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Toony ass physics
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Depositing Garde lard onto your timeline
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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[bulge warning!]

Peak masculinity looks like this
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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It occurred to me that some new folks around here might be unaware, so here is my sona being he/they shaped
October 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Today's my birthday :3 Time to indulge in cake and many other assorted goodies!
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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WIFE SWAP WEDNESDAY IS BACK! www.twitch.tv/sketchy_bug
Sketchy_Bug - Twitch
WIFE SWAP WEDNESDAY IS BACK!
www.twitch.tv
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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hehehe, plant tiddy
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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I will scromit in a truck

I will scromit on a duck

I will scromit over there

I will scromit over here

I will scromit in a plane

I will scromit in a train

I will scromit everywhere

I will scromit and I don't care
Dr. Suess woulda loved the word 'scromit".
December 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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“Don’t Worry Sonic, new model or not your friends will still love you!”

“Really?”

“Sonic better have a new model or we’re not gonna love him anymore”
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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this is the guy they put in the whitehouse
December 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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that one french ad wolf
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM