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Saving my first skeet for something special
Cardi B and Pedro Pascal were just there dancing at the casa in the halftime show and I haven’t seen anyone talking about it
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 AM
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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NFL Mike Head Coaches

2020: McCarthy/Tomlin/Vrabel/Zimmer
2021: McCarthy/Tomlin/Vrabel/Zimmer
2022: McCarthy/McDaniel/Tomlin/Vrabel
2023: McCarthy/McDaniel/Tomlin/Vrabel
2024: Macdnald/McCarthy/McDaniel/Tomlin
2025: Macdonald/McDaniel/Tomlin/Vrabel
2026: LaFleur/MacDonald/McCarthy/Vrabel
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Like a chump
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Heeeeey…
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Like a chump
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Heeeey…
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Like a chump
January 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Heeeey…
January 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Like a chump
January 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Heeeey…
January 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Like a chump
January 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Heeeey…
January 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Like a chump
January 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Heeeey…
January 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Like a chump
January 24, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Heeeey…
January 24, 2026 at 3:23 PM
NATURAL BOTANICALS!
January 24, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals”

Total Recall With Big Naturals

IN 3-D!!!!
(Get it? Cause of the 3 boobed-lady)
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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rewatching I, Claudius and you gotta hand it to the Roman's, they knew exactly how to handle a demented old tyrant who's lived too long
January 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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This is a crazy thread and it feels like throwback Twitter stuff
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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quick someone award Jeffrey Epstein a Greatest Pedophile Ever medal and Trump will get so jealous he'll release the Epstein Files just to prove he deserves it more
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM