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Saving my first skeet for something special
“You will be visited by spirits three”

The spirits three:
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Great thread here
Could this be 1975’s Marvel character of the year?
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Blocking a punt with your face has to be one of the most rewarding ways to get hit really hard in the face
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I am calling on Mayor-Elect Mamdani to call a state of emergency to activate the Wu-Tang Clan until the situation in Staten Island can be sorted out
Not kidding Staten Island (relatively narrowly) voted against centralized digital maps lol
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’m going for the blue team. Not that one, the other one.
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Miguel Rojas is Spanish for Michael Redd
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I swear I bought the Rap Year Book too, but my nephew liked it and never gave it back. Smart Kid. Everything else I need to say is in the Alt text. @sheaserrano.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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the andrew formerly known as prince
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles and evict him from royal residence.
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
MF DOOM merch is dropping soon.

Yeah, yeah, tell ‘em, tell it on the mountain hill!
MF DOOM x New York Knicks team up for limited-edition ‘DOOMSDAY’ collection –

https://www.rawchili.com/nba/375956/

Hip-hop’s masked villain gets his own Knicks drop this Halloween The estate of the late MF DOOM has…
MF DOOM x New York Knicks team up for limited-edition ‘DOOMSDAY’ collection - NBA
Hip-hop’s masked villain gets his own Knicks drop this Halloween
www.rawchili.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Thrift stores? Am I right? @numetalmoment.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social I don’t want your sneak peak. I want the book!
October 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
@okayguy.cool dust off your leather wrist band and JNCOs. We’re going
Lineups for Sick New World Vegas, Texas announced (2025)
October 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Unsolicited Slick Rick pic
October 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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yo dawg
October 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Did the people rigging the NFL not know that Micah Parsons was returning to Dallas? What happened to the good ol’ days of games ending controversially?
September 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Apologies if I’m not myself today. I’m a lifelong Cowboys fan that’s decided to root for Micah Parsons, and only Micah Parsons tonight.
September 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Rapture happening? I hope the pilot on my plane isn’t one of the good ones.
September 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Bring back nicknames that read like a resumé
(Nicknames peaked in the 19th century and have really gone downhill since)
September 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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icarus flew too close to the sun but not me. i would have kept going, right into the sun
September 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Nu Limp Bizkit? In this economy?
Kriss Drummer 'leaks' new Limp Bizkit song on Instagram before being interrupted by Fred Durst (2025)
September 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This post is for one guy only. Whoever may be reading this, whatever you think I’m talking about, you don’t know. This post isn’t for you. This is for one guy that I think will read this post before he reads his text. Anyways, here goes…

I just realized it’s September.
#heydontforget
September 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Anytime someone online talks about the worst song ever, my mind remembers a band, or maybe an album, called Destroy 2.
Maneskin and that Beggin song are unholy abominations, literally the worst song ever made by human beings
September 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM