Mrs Dooms-Paterson
@funusual.bsky.social
Paul. Daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, and heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed. Bit of a whoopsie. He/Him.
Likes dogs, tea, crochet, and board games.
📍 Norfolk, UK.
Likes dogs, tea, crochet, and board games.
📍 Norfolk, UK.
I’m on puppy duty tonight and these two hope that you’ve had a lovely day #EnglishSetter
January 21, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I’m on puppy duty tonight and these two hope that you’ve had a lovely day #EnglishSetter
Ooh, a favourite episode. Because of reasons
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Ooh, a favourite episode. Because of reasons
Let’s hope his trip to Switzerland ends with a jaunt to Dignitas
January 21, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Let’s hope his trip to Switzerland ends with a jaunt to Dignitas
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Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
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"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 PM
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."
Forgive me, BlueSky. I have sinned.
I made some chicken pies tonight. I called them pies but they were really just a casserole with a pastry lid.
I made some chicken pies tonight. I called them pies but they were really just a casserole with a pastry lid.
January 17, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Forgive me, BlueSky. I have sinned.
I made some chicken pies tonight. I called them pies but they were really just a casserole with a pastry lid.
I made some chicken pies tonight. I called them pies but they were really just a casserole with a pastry lid.
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
Well what do I know.
Gargoyle sounds like Toyah Wilcox to me #MaskedSinger
January 17, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Well what do I know.
Gargoyle sounds like Toyah Wilcox to me #MaskedSinger
January 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Gargoyle sounds like Toyah Wilcox to me #MaskedSinger
Love having #Gladiators back on our screens. Feels like proper winter telly.
January 17, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Love having #Gladiators back on our screens. Feels like proper winter telly.
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block immediately everyone
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January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
block immediately everyone
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
I’d get rid of Jessie. She’s picking up on the right things. Sooner or later enough people will listen. And because of her stammer, when she talks, nobody interrupts her and everyone listens. #TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I’d get rid of Jessie. She’s picking up on the right things. Sooner or later enough people will listen. And because of her stammer, when she talks, nobody interrupts her and everyone listens. #TheTraitors
Ghost Hunter Adam would have loved this task #TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Ghost Hunter Adam would have loved this task #TheTraitors
I hope it’s painful
January 15, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I hope it’s painful
January 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Ugh. A Chakotay episode.
January 14, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Ugh. A Chakotay episode.
Jesus Christ
If it walks like a duck…
If it walks like a duck…
Ukip have submitted a new logo and slogan to the Electoral Commission, swapping the £ pound sterling symbol for a cross, that looks very much like it is modelled on the Iron Cross used by Prussia & Germany 1871-1918 and Hitler's Nazi regime from 1933-45
January 13, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Jesus Christ
If it walks like a duck…
If it walks like a duck…
Today is Kiss A Ginger Day.
I think Trudy counts.
I think Trudy counts.
January 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Today is Kiss A Ginger Day.
I think Trudy counts.
I think Trudy counts.
Decided to watch #HeatedRivalry after all the hype and wasn’t really feeling it after episode two. But I’d seen people say that the third is what hooked them. They were right - that was wonderful. I want to see more of them and less of the main two tbh.
January 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Decided to watch #HeatedRivalry after all the hype and wasn’t really feeling it after episode two. But I’d seen people say that the third is what hooked them. They were right - that was wonderful. I want to see more of them and less of the main two tbh.
It’s 27 years today since the first episode of one of the greatest shows ever. A local show for local people. #LeagueOfGentlemen
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 PM
It’s 27 years today since the first episode of one of the greatest shows ever. A local show for local people. #LeagueOfGentlemen
Tony’s judging at a dog show up in Wigan tomorrow morning and headed up there today. So I’m homo alone and to pass the time I’ve arranged the puppies in a line. #EnglishSetter
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Tony’s judging at a dog show up in Wigan tomorrow morning and headed up there today. So I’m homo alone and to pass the time I’ve arranged the puppies in a line. #EnglishSetter
Gay powers. Yada yada.
January 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Gay powers. Yada yada.