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Mais il n'y a rien là pour la Science.
header: double house. she/her.
header: double house. she/her.
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this year's park weatherboards, submitted for your approval
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to whoever keeps making the prediction markets about whether or not I'll spill my coffee in my car: stop.
people keep swerving into me because of this. I think the ladies at my dunkin are getting in on it too because they told me they "don't do lids anymore" and I know that's not true.
people keep swerving into me because of this. I think the ladies at my dunkin are getting in on it too because they told me they "don't do lids anymore" and I know that's not true.
January 20, 2026 at 4:13 AM
to whoever keeps making the prediction markets about whether or not I'll spill my coffee in my car: stop.
people keep swerving into me because of this. I think the ladies at my dunkin are getting in on it too because they told me they "don't do lids anymore" and I know that's not true.
people keep swerving into me because of this. I think the ladies at my dunkin are getting in on it too because they told me they "don't do lids anymore" and I know that's not true.
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Melaleuca hypericifolia illustration by George Loddiges that was engraved by George Cooke from 'The Botanical Cabinet' by Conrad Loddiges & Sons. London: Published by John & Arthur Arch. Cornhill, 1818-1825.
University of Wisconsin-Madison's Special Collections.
#botanicalart
University of Wisconsin-Madison's Special Collections.
#botanicalart
January 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Melaleuca hypericifolia illustration by George Loddiges that was engraved by George Cooke from 'The Botanical Cabinet' by Conrad Loddiges & Sons. London: Published by John & Arthur Arch. Cornhill, 1818-1825.
University of Wisconsin-Madison's Special Collections.
#botanicalart
University of Wisconsin-Madison's Special Collections.
#botanicalart
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Donna and that spiky fuck
January 19, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Donna and that spiky fuck
A G4 magnetic storm forecast for tomorrow a.m.! The SWPC is saying there's a chance for aurora "as low as Alabama and northern California." www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/ale...
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 PM
A G4 magnetic storm forecast for tomorrow a.m.! The SWPC is saying there's a chance for aurora "as low as Alabama and northern California." www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/ale...
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I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
October 24, 1510 at 8:23 PM
I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
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Didn’t post this here - outfits for the winter
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Didn’t post this here - outfits for the winter
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WHO CHOSE THIS BGM???? I'M SERIOUS PLEASE CLICK THE VIDEO AND LISTEN TO THIS BACKING TRACK I'M CRYING FROM LAUGHTER
We came to Beijing for Canada to forge a new strategic partnership with China — we’ll be returning with a new trade agreement and billions of dollars in export markets unlocked for Canadian workers.
January 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
WHO CHOSE THIS BGM???? I'M SERIOUS PLEASE CLICK THE VIDEO AND LISTEN TO THIS BACKING TRACK I'M CRYING FROM LAUGHTER
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January 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
lcd silencesystem
January 17, 2026 at 12:21 AM
lcd silencesystem
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the witch of decay
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
the witch of decay
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(sayaka elbowing homura in the ribs) you know who else never got a date with madoka?
January 16, 2026 at 3:56 AM
(sayaka elbowing homura in the ribs) you know who else never got a date with madoka?
a man for all spiders
January 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
a man for all spiders
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I found out that you can reuse a decades old calendar if its year’s dates line up with the current year’s, so this year I got a lovely 1998 Xena: Warrior Princess calendar. The way they added show events into it is cracking me up.
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I found out that you can reuse a decades old calendar if its year’s dates line up with the current year’s, so this year I got a lovely 1998 Xena: Warrior Princess calendar. The way they added show events into it is cracking me up.
all right it's far enough into january now that i can tell that 2026 is not gonna be my year. but slow and steady wins the race so i should let 2027 not be my year either while i focus on 2028. also you should learn to gracefully accept failure, so i'm accepting that 2028 is not gonna be my year
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
all right it's far enough into january now that i can tell that 2026 is not gonna be my year. but slow and steady wins the race so i should let 2027 not be my year either while i focus on 2028. also you should learn to gracefully accept failure, so i'm accepting that 2028 is not gonna be my year
they delved too greedily but mostly just laterally. widescale topographic subsidence in the greater misty mountains region but no balrogs.
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
they delved too greedily but mostly just laterally. widescale topographic subsidence in the greater misty mountains region but no balrogs.
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did i ever show u this commission i did of Quark from st
January 13, 2026 at 9:42 PM
did i ever show u this commission i did of Quark from st
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love 2 draw captain brnine #friendsatthetable
January 14, 2026 at 12:36 PM
love 2 draw captain brnine #friendsatthetable
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A recent cartoon for @newscientist.com. To order my new book of science cartoons 'Physics for Cats', see here: www.tomgauld.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 PM
A recent cartoon for @newscientist.com. To order my new book of science cartoons 'Physics for Cats', see here: www.tomgauld.com