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Mais il n'y a rien là pour la Science.

header: double house. she/her.
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this year's park weatherboards, submitted for your approval
January 20, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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to whoever keeps making the prediction markets about whether or not I'll spill my coffee in my car: stop.

people keep swerving into me because of this. I think the ladies at my dunkin are getting in on it too because they told me they "don't do lids anymore" and I know that's not true.
January 20, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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Melaleuca hypericifolia illustration by George Loddiges that was engraved by George Cooke from 'The Botanical Cabinet' by Conrad Loddiges & Sons. London: Published by John & Arthur Arch. Cornhill, 1818-1825.

University of Wisconsin-Madison's Special Collections.

#botanicalart
January 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Donna and that spiky fuck
January 19, 2026 at 2:09 AM
A G4 magnetic storm forecast for tomorrow a.m.! The SWPC is saying there's a chance for aurora "as low as Alabama and northern California." www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/ale...
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
October 24, 1510 at 8:23 PM
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Didn’t post this here - outfits for the winter
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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WHO CHOSE THIS BGM???? I'M SERIOUS PLEASE CLICK THE VIDEO AND LISTEN TO THIS BACKING TRACK I'M CRYING FROM LAUGHTER
We came to Beijing for Canada to forge a new strategic partnership with China — we’ll be returning with a new trade agreement and billions of dollars in export markets unlocked for Canadian workers.
January 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
lcd silencesystem
January 17, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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the witch of decay
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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(sayaka elbowing homura in the ribs) you know who else never got a date with madoka?
January 16, 2026 at 3:56 AM
a man for all spiders
January 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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I found out that you can reuse a decades old calendar if its year’s dates line up with the current year’s, so this year I got a lovely 1998 Xena: Warrior Princess calendar. The way they added show events into it is cracking me up.
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
all right it's far enough into january now that i can tell that 2026 is not gonna be my year. but slow and steady wins the race so i should let 2027 not be my year either while i focus on 2028. also you should learn to gracefully accept failure, so i'm accepting that 2028 is not gonna be my year
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
they delved too greedily but mostly just laterally. widescale topographic subsidence in the greater misty mountains region but no balrogs.
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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September 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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did i ever show u this commission i did of Quark from st
January 13, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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love 2 draw captain brnine #friendsatthetable
January 14, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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A recent cartoon for @newscientist.com. To order my new book of science cartoons 'Physics for Cats', see here: www.tomgauld.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 PM