Mike Crugnola
futurexskeleton.bsky.social
Mike Crugnola
@futurexskeleton.bsky.social
(he/him) Austin FC, Swoontower, Dragon Con, SXSW, hardcore/punk rock, general fun
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
And I’m allowed to ask “why don’t they have Video Part ice skaters that everyone thinks are cooler than the Comp skaters?”
The nice thing about being married is that @futurexskeleton.bsky.social is like legally required to listen to my rants about figure skating
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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Add your kindling, folks!
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A new season of Burn It All Down is coming and we need your help to make it happen. Your support keeps independent, feminist sports media alive!

Learn more and support the campaign here:
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February 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
@pharmasoccer.bsky.social we're knee deep in preseason grindset mindset etc., & we're on the hunt for folks to talk to for Swoontower, an Austin FC podcast.

We'd love to preview our Nashville match later in the season with y'all - do you have a preferred contact email?

cc: @crugglez.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
@kzknowles.bsky.social @hink.bsky.social We're on the hunt for folks to talk to for Swoontower, an Austin FC podcast, to preview our Toronto FC match in April, and would love to have y'all on! Do y'all have a preferred contact email we can reach out to?

cc: @crugglez.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
@thequeenspitchclt.bsky.social We're on the hunt for folks to talk to for Swoontower, an Austin FC podcast, to preview our Charlotte FC match in March, and would love to have y'all on!

cc: @crugglez.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
@joseumana.bsky.social @marioamaya28.bsky.social are y'all gonna be doing the Bad Hombres FC podcast anymore? We're on the hunt for folks to talk to for Swoontower, an Austin FC podcast, to preview the DC United match, and would love to have y'all on!

cc: @crugglez.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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This is Iraq War style propaganda: They make the face of a well-researched, (near) academic consensus, that isn't egregiously controversial among experts on the subject... and make the face of it a famous but uncredentialed young woman so they can pretend it's vacuous and naive.
It’s time to put Billie Eilish’s theory of property out to pasture, Richard Epstein and Max Raskin write.

"Americans are not thieves who built on stolen land." https://wapo.st/4rDYzrn
February 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
It's not my favorite but it's really fuckin' good.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IaA...
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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If I had more time I would spend time hashing this out: Women's sports figures speak up bravely on issues because they know that a portion of the population hates them.
Men's teams think they can appeal to everyone so they're afraid to offend anyone.
Women's teams inherently know this is false.
January 26, 2026 at 5:15 PM
let her cook - if she offs everybody who she thinks will get into heaven, this can only be good for us non-weirdos, right?
Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.
January 20, 2026 at 5:51 PM
HUGE IF TRUE
🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: @soccerwisehq.bsky.social star co-host @tombogert.bsky.social has been signed by Team Zissou.
January 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Then: Millers River

Now: Colorado River
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.

Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
CRUMB SZN
Monday crumbs!

Left arrow: Jorge Alastuey (10g/6a last yr w/ATX FC II) trained with the first team.

Right arrow: That's 2nd round pick Stefan Dobrijevic training with the first team, no sign of 3rd round pick Patrick Cayelli.

Pic 2: Ilie is here! 🫡

#AustinFC
January 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
my first car that lasted more than 6mo was a 1995 Ford Escort LX that came from Canada, so it had a kilometer speedometer, instead of miles. what about you_
January 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
"I hate Zlatan Ibrahimovic more than I miss my father." - @travishelwig.bsky.social, @hafosafo.bsky.social 1/8/26.
January 9, 2026 at 6:24 PM
ok i'm fully bought in on having him here through his whole career so we can see 15 years of Dani pics like this at the end of it all
Our first draft pick continues to make his mark in ATX.
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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There’s a simple reason why not: because they wouldn’t
January 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Sounder At Heart rules, their coverage of the Sounders and league in general is fantastic, and they take principled stands.
January 4, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Merry Christmas everyone I’m eating a slice of pizza in bed after a day of snowboarding.

Live your dreams.
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Getting your ass kicked is trending
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I've been wishcasting with friends about how Diego Luna would solve Austin FC's problems: a creator, a U22, is cool and fun to watch, has great soccer hair, does Bluey cellies...

It's gotten to the point that I'm so sad about anything else happening that isn't him coming here. (It won't happen.)
December 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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the good that you do persists in this world
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM