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Small is the number of them who see with their own eyes and feel with their own heart.
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to cheer you up, here's Patrick Warburton and his sons (two of which may actually be clones???) doing Kronk lines
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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<slaps hood of the scrutom> We can fit two testicles in here, no problem. It costs extra, but as you can see from the test drive, it’s totally worth it.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Tore my distal bicep. Surgery for Christmas- yay.
December 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Philip Rivers becoming the first grandparent to play football brings into question Biden’s age while president.

By Chuck Grassley

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Life hack- tear your bicep the day before a major snowstorm. That way you have an excuse not to shovel.
December 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Media [Reads the files]: What’s this?
Bondi: We converted them into a better font.
Media: Wingdings?!
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Crooks is really good at basketball.
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We still doing nft’s or did we move onto ai?
December 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Dude died 45 years ago and people act like it just happened.
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
There needs to be an electric mayhem Christmas album.
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
They called it a “trial area” before bringing to US.
After October 7, 2023, the surveillance system in Gaza that had been built quietly over years revealed its full capacities: companies including Microsoft, Palantir, Google, and Amazon have helped supply the Israeli military with technology.
Watched, Tracked, and Targeted in Gaza
Life under Israel’s all-encompassing surveillance regime.
nymag.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Am I supposed to know who Boston Rob is?
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
That bringing on the heartache was fucking brutal timing.
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Is every championship game gonna be a blowout?
December 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Went through email for first time since thanksgiving. Didn’t miss a thing.
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
On silent feet the Tomten visits
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Round of boilermakers says he was drinking at some point.
Hegseth: "I watched that first strike live. As you can image at the Dept of War, we've got a lot of things to do. So I didn't stick around for the hour to 2 hours, whatever, where all the sensitive sight exploitation digitally occurs. I moved on to my next meeting. A couple hours later I learned..."
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My Christmas spirit needs an exorcism
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Imagine having the Beatles in your top 5 but not the original singers of the songs.
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Lot of people that signed up for the military in 2001-
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Worked at a college testing company that brought in people at the dept of ed from Miss and Oklahoma for our annual meeting. They talked about how their education systems were models for getting students to do well on our tests.

Company isn’t around anymore.
it looks like the "mississippi" miracle in reading scores was due to be a pretty basic stats error in the design of the experimental study (selecting on the dependent variable)... a lotta people Got Got on this one! statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2025/12/01/h...
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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There's a lot of fuckery going on with the state unis, too. All these grifters leaning into the right wing culture war stuff and then waking up 10 years later and wondering why nobody wants to live in a state with bad weather, no attractions, poor schools, and regressive social policy to boot.
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Tell me the fix isn’t in against Washington
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Even the camera guy thought they would pass it to the wide open guy on the sideline
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM