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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · Nov 17

Alright everyone, time for...
"How To Play Mork Borg Like A Cheap Fucker"
Starting the thread we have the most obvious first stop, The core rules. Thankfully this has been 100% free for a while. Bonus points for it being the accessibility version.

drive.google.com/file/d/1Gcys...

MÖRK BORG BARE BONES EDITION.pdf

drive.google.com

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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 17h

Also what would a mold version of a Last of Us kinda clicker look like? That's what JK is gonna look like in a year or so.

Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 17h

Remove the highlights from the screen, light absorbing mold, just three panels of all black besides the word bubble.

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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 18h

Needs more black mold

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 20h

Happy Indigenous People's Day

BOOOOlioraptor, PhD (spooky version) @biblioraptorphd.bsky.social · 21h

Janet saying: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place
because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 18h

To the fly that died in my coffee

I hope you burn for eternity

Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 18h

I'd think something like a modern version of Bleach Blade Battlers from the PS2 would go insanely hard

Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 18h

Just imagine

A lore book with a new soundtrack, collectors edition could include the previous ones as well as a remix album.

That would essentially be one of the best system agnostic modules ever

Dan Phipps @itsdanphipps.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like they could skip a lot of drama and go straight to making Tron soundtracks.

Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 19h

Bro, all your stuff goes so fucking hard

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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 2d

I don't post much about Snap, but I've been having fun with my @danhipp.bsky.social theme deck

Marvel snap deck names Hipp With It

All of the cards have Dan Hipp variants, with one being Arishem. When the match starts, Arishem shuffles 12 cards into your deck, if those cards have Dan Hipp variants that's the version shuffled in. The rest of the deck is: Kitty Pride, Hulk Buster, Scarlett Witch, Venom, Mobius M Mobius, Corvus Glave, Gladiator, Wong, Blue Marvel, Sera, Stature, and Arishem.

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Paweł Kicman @pawelkicman.bsky.social · 5d

CORP BORG is a Deal of the Day on @drivethrurpg.com !
www.drivethrurpg.com/pl/product/4...

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Emiel Boven @emielboven.itch.io · 9d

Funded and heading towards the first stretch goals!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/emi...

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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 7d

Of all of the mainstream music to cling on to and become obsessed with, I'm pretty thankful my 4 year old has picked Twenty One Pilots.

Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 8d

What game should I do a "Game for Cheap" thread for like my MB, CB, and VG ones?

Land of Eem
Mausritter
Pirate Borg

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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 8d

This fucks, this is why I want more Borgs from different cultures.

KOKOTÖNA is LIVE on Kickstarter 📌 | E💀C @elchupalabras.itch.io · 9d

Seven Lands. Seven Tribes. Seven Thousand Years of Borrowed Time.

#KOKOTÖNA, my #MÖRKBORG based #TTRPG inspired by precolonial mesoamerica now has a coming soon page over #Kickstarter!

Sign up to get notified on our impending launch and share!

#SelfPromoSaturday #RPGLatAm #LodelRol #Rolentuidioma

Coming soon: KOKOTÖNA: A Grimdark RPG inspired by precolonial Mesoamerica

A standalone, MÖRK BORG-compatible descent into a Mesoamerican-inspired apocalypse. Dark fantasy roleplaying of xokol & blood-obsidian.

www.kickstarter.com

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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 11d

So for the NBs betting on frog or opossum, better luck next time, Sterling is bat.

Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 12d

Teen Woll and Call of Daty

Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 12d

I don't give a F U C K about the typo

Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 12d

Got it done it time for day 1
Licking the frog

#frog #Mörktober #MörkBorg

The children of Grift, unable to do anything but wait for death and explore the dangerous ruins of the dead city, have found that the Green Bumphead Frog common across the dying lands can be licked for a wide arrange of effects. Sometimes helping with physical growth and other times helping fight off disease. Everyone agrees however that this ritual at the very least will give the participant a much needed boost of luck.

LICKING THE FROG (a fat green frog sits next to the text blocks
Immediately gain d2 omens
Test Toughness DR 10(+2 for each previous lick)
On a success(d4):
1. A random ability increases by d2
2. A negative ability mod is now positive
3. HP increases by d4
4. Double an ability mod of your choice

On a Failure(d4):
1. A random ability decreases by d4
2. Become infected and take d2 damage
3. Vomit violently, the sound and smell attracts predators
4. All ability values lowered by 2

Pass or Fail,
The high and the results that come from it last for 1 - Toughness hours (minimum 1 hour) Results of 20 or 1 are permanent

Mörktober 2025 "Frog" *signed* Gaffy

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 12d

Don't worry about not fitting in, because fitting in isn't an important part of your life.
Be proud of being different♡
Your life is shining🌈

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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 12d

If you want a chill relaxing game, have you tried Sludge Life? Easily one of the best walking sims around and the sequel is just as good.

Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 12d

Infinite Coles is a bad bitch and I'm here for anything he drops. That first diss track was DAMN GOOD.

Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 12d

Randomly stumbling across this, if you like metal and rap, please check out BackXWash, she's amazing.

Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 12d

Can I get a Marvel version?

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Exeunt Press 💀 @exeunt.press · 12d

Appropriate for today's #MÖRKTOBER prompt, here's a classic @chaoclypse.bsky.social video on how to easily photomash muscle arms onto a frog: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYrU...

How to Photobash Art for your Zines!

YouTube video by Chaoclypse

www.youtube.com

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Gaffy, but scary @gaffy.itch.io · 12d

Hell yeah Richard Scarry