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I make stuff
Discord for playing/making TTRPGs: https://discord.gg/NFwchsJCsg
Wrapping up writing gigs, DM for inquiries on projects
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Alright everyone, time for...
"How To Play Mork Borg Like A Cheap Fucker"
Starting the thread we have the most obvious first stop, The core rules. Thankfully this has been 100% free for a while. Bonus points for it being the accessibility version.

drive.google.com/file/d/1Gcys...
MÖRK BORG BARE BONES EDITION.pdf
drive.google.com
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I had the wonderful opportunity to do a tarot-like illustration for the new Cult of the Lamb comic! ☺️💖 this is for CULT OF THE LAMB: LAST SACRAMENT SPECIAL #1 💖 Hope you guys like it! ☺️

11" x 17" in
gouache and watercolors
Original art available! Please email [email protected] if interested! ☺️💖
January 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Share to explode a #5e creators crotch with arachnids after being robbed of 10~20 dollars

#dnd #ttrpgs #indie
If you say your zine is "system agnostic" and proceed to have stat blocks for #DnD, your zine is not agnostic and I hope your genitals explode with painfully venomous spiders

#ttrpg
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
If you say your zine is "system agnostic" and proceed to have stat blocks for #DnD, your zine is not agnostic and I hope your genitals explode with painfully venomous spiders

#ttrpg
January 15, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Someone should make a ttrpg about being the different organs in some dude's body after he ate gas-station sushi.

I didn't do that but the trip to the lavatory this morning definitely inspired this post.
January 15, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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full video of me and Johan burning down a tiny village:) www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBaH... 🩶🖤🩶
Burning Face Psalm Paper Terrain
YouTube video by Lett Morrison
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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This is why you can't afford RAM anymore
January 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Reminder to the RPG folks that follow me, Jeff has said that he's available for commercial products for an additional licensing charge.

He's versatile and his ability to adapt to different styles.
If you really like my art and wanna support me making more of it maybe consider becoming a patron of mine and tossing me a couple bucks a month to keep my pen to paper! I'd really appreciate it and you'd get a lot of first looks and behind the scenes stuff along the way

patreon.com/jeffpennington
Get more from Jeff Pennington on Patreon
creating Art, Webcomics, & Podcasts
patreon.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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🎳
January 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
If someone prefers a4 over a5 for their RPG book sizing, I assume they have more money than they need.
January 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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"Heat Wave in Pompeii Fuels Concerns"
January 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Seeing rosin on sale and being broke is so sad.

Someone paypal me money because I deserve it.
January 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you -

Cover for an adventure that's part of a community zine currently tangled up in the backlog
January 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Manifesting @kcg.bsky.social making an RPG zine.

Bro at this point I'd even buy something for 5e if he made it(I'll just convert it like the other 5e stuff I've been gifted). I just want some of that brain goop making adventures.

I just know they'd be hilarious.
January 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
@eyepatchwolf.bsky.social should do an actual play podcast of the Vermis series using Mörk Borg, or Cairn, or something.
🛑End of the year surprise!🛑

The PRE-order of Vermis III - Old Curses & Buried Horrors by @plastiboo is now live!
(New poster prints available too!)

"What will be left of you at the end of your journeys?"

192 pages
weird pocket format 17,2x16,4 cm
January 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Trans TTRPG designers, especially if ur bi-poc, I wanna collaborate on a project I'm crowdfunding this Fall.

Caged in a Flesh Mech is my coming out magnum opus as a baby queer & genderfluid person. I want the whole team to be diversely queer.
January 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Update your Backerkit password.
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January 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Gotta love how my mom just guzzles down ai slop.

"But it looks pretty!"

Yeah and the Ganges river was beautiful when they first placed flowers on it.
January 9, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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My sister and longtime collaborator @raedoesthings.bsky.social has written her first solo journaling game, I Have Lived a Thousand Lives!

Jump into books you love and see how you change and are changed by the stories you revisit. Coming ZQ 2026.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/201...
Coming soon: I Have Lived A Thousand Lives
A solo journaling TTRPG about changing and being changed by stories you love.
www.kickstarter.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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reminder:
December 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Pretty disappointed in both @humblebundle.com and especially in @girlswhocode.bsky.social. Please teach girls how to code, don't push them into generative AI. That won't build their skills. Prioritize foundational programming skills and awaken their interest. "Tired of long days writing code"???
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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RFK Jr needs to be put on trial for mass murder.
December 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Honestly my dream "job" would be to scroll through my feed until I find some stunning art (which happens near constantly), then have the time and money to a) commission the artist for an idea i'm working on b) create a new project inspired by their work or c) outright publish them in some form
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Before you start arguing with someone on here:

- No avatar?
- Few OPs, lots of replies?
- Lefty emoji/slogans/pronouns in bio don't match w/ arguments made?
- Obtuse & humorless?
- "This post is in [𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙸𝙶𝙽 𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚄𝙰𝙶𝙴]" pops up, but it's clearly in English?

They're astroturf. Report, block, move on.
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Now I want to make a zine where it's written from the perspective of someone that doesn't know dice notation.

"Roll the cube one and on a six roll the one that looks like two pyramids glued together and reduce it by the solo pyramid for damage"
It’s d6 and not 1d6, on this hill I die.
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM