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GalbinusCaeli

@galbinuscaeli.bsky.social

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I'm just a guy, you know? User photo is an owl in a towel. (Province unknown. ) Header photo is a ripe red persimmon framed against a bright blue sky accentuated by bare branches. (Photo by me.) (I don't follow picture accounts that don't use alt text.)

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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 14d

Report every parking violation. Report every noise issue.
Report littering.
Report blocking sidewalks.
Report oversize trucks.
Report "suspicious persons".
Report disturbance of peace.
Report loitering.
Report trespassing.
Report every action they take.

Go full Karen!

GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 16h

Not yet. Will be yes on #Prop50 later today.

Kyle Hester Film Maker @kylehester.bsky.social · 1d

Voted today.
Yes on 50!!
California.
Any California homies here that have already voted?
Lets do this!!

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ALT: a group of soldiers holding an american flag on top of a hill

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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 16h

As a fellow cyclist, has he asked if his bike is ok? That's how you know he is feeling better

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Indivisible Palo Alto Plus @indivisiblepaplus.bsky.social · 19h

Shocked, shocked to find grifting happening in this White House.

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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 7d

Let me see if I understand this correctly. A bunch of Trump's goons went to Chicago to harass brown people. They got stuck in traffic and got scared. So they started shooting wildly and slightly wounded someone who drove themself to the hospital. Is that right? Why haven't they been arrested?

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Ariella Elm @ariellaelm.bsky.social · 7d

CALIFORNIANS!!!!

You’re gonna start getting your ballots. Vote YES for prop/ state measure 50, (it will be titled differently in different counties.)

Vote as soon as you get your ballot so that phone calls and texts can be directed to people who need more convincing.
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 7d

Ms Thunberg is diagnosed as autistic. While autistic people do lie and fabricate, it is less common and they tend to be worse at that.

I sincerely doubt she is being deceptive.

She may be deceived, misinformed, misreported, or simply wrong, but I tend to believe that she believes what she says.

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 10d

This is enriched weapons-grade shade

His dream world is the world of Ranger school (from which he never graduated), not the actual world of complex military operations involving land, air, sea, space, and cyberspace. One could not help but suspect that his time as a company-grade officer was the high point of the career of someone whose family life was ridden with multiple failures, whose attempts to run nonprofit organizations ran aground, and whose fame and wealth came from journalism, a profession he sincerely despises. He stuck with what he knows and genuinely reveres. Unfortunately for the country, he seems unable to transcend it.

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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 11d

My thoughts exactly

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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 11d

Shoot friends with water pistols. Nothing else.

GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 12d

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XTC - Making Plans For Nigel

YouTube video by fab70smusic

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Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 13d

I'm laughing in public on a park bench in- between dog walks!

Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 13d

Sure, let's eat and review this Shrek Ass of an apple --

Apple Review #4: Knobbed Russet

Holy fucking shit, look at this Shrek-Ass Apple. Sorry, I’m getting ahead of myself. Before we begin, a note on how (and why) I’m reviewing these. The why, first. Once upon a time, ther…

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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 13d

--Add joke about aging golfer here--

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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 13d

Sure, but think of all the landscaping that will get done.

GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 13d

30 days or more and the feds pay (with our money) 29 or less the state has to absorb (also with our money, but a different pocket).

This is why his previous actions have been limited to 29 days.

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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 13d

"When a mommy blue jay and a daddy green jay get their freak on."

GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 13d

"Got my peacing gun all locked and loaded"

GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 13d

"pyrex" or "PYREX"? Two different materials. ( PYREX is better)

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 14d

zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell

Zuckerberg in a black suit and a wig that's a thick, black bob

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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 14d

"If the USS Enterprise doesn't have seat belts, what's the point, kids?"

GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 14d

Can't. They used all their frequent flyer miles deporting popsicle vendors.

GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 14d

Oh no! Antifa has developed Stealth Protestors!

GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 14d

Trump is a toddler who protests getting the wrong chicken nuggets by kicking the dog.

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 14d

Portland doesn’t need the military. Portland has its own defenses.

The Unipiper, a Portland institution, shown here wearing utilikilt, coconut shell bra, and Darth Vader mask with brightly colored snorkel, while riding a unicycle and carrying a beach ball and, of course, trademark flaming bagpipes.

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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social · 14d

Wait.
Dinosaurs and cabbage? Cabbage is a human created crop, maybe 3000 years old. Non avian dinosaurs died out LONG before that.
Time travelling dinosaurs?
Time travelling cabbage?