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G A Lenker
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"The only one that truly understands the mystique of Saved by the Bell"
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National Guard aren’t ICE or Border Patrol. They didn’t sign up looking to harass and repress people. They’re volunteers, part time, in case of emergency. They didn’t ask for this.

West Virginia National Guard shouldn’t have been deployed in Washington DC.

Victims of the shooter and the president.
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Our long national nightmare is over.
Several years ago, the Stylebook advised that you heat your oven, because "preheat" is redundant.
That might be true linguistically, but we heard you. Common usage in cookbooks calls for preheating.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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you can tell the catholic church hates JD Vance because there have been like 8 Pope Urbans and no Pope Rural
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Those of you who live in Sonoma County and surrounding regions will remember the #TubbsFire and the thousands of structures destroyed. Among them was the Round Barn, now being rebuilt by a local architect. pressdemocrat.com/2025/11/22/san… @pressdemo.bsky.socia#kentporterphotographyhy
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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this just shows how the Western family unit has completely broken down because in Asia we all have uncles to fulfill this function in our lives
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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man, this is such a good point -- Mamdani might be the first happy, well-adjusted person Trump has seen in weeks
everyone's talking about how bright and charming zohran must be, which is true, but then you remember the spider-brained cryptkeepers trump's surrounded himself with since '15 and realize a single smile from mamdani must have hit like barbecue spare ribs down the gullet of a 12th century peasant.
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Wait, two Jan 6ers were found guilty of seditious conspiracy, one sentenced to 22 years the other 18 years+. Elmer Stewart Rhodes and his bro Tarrio. They were gifted pardons last week. That’s quite a change of heart there. Why talk of death sentence/executions about this crime now?
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Fox legal analyst responds to Trump’s unhinged and psychotic posts calling for Democratic senators and representatives to be executed for posting a video urging service members to obey their oath to the Constitution and follow the law in the UCMJ.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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WAITER: Drinks for the table?

ME: I'll have a Diet Coke

WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products

ME:
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Nota bene, big spender here “gave away” almost exactly 0.1% of his wealth.

For a fun little exercise, estimate what it would look like for you to give one one-thousandth of what you own back to yourself.
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Watch with the sound turned off. He always closes his eyes while remembering a prepared lie. Impromptu lies are told with eyes wide open.
Trump: "I have nothing to do with the family business. I have left and devoted 100% of my energy. What my family does is fine. They do business all over. They've done very little with Saudi Arabia actually. They could do a lot."
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Joe's Special—the REAL San Francisco treat!
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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For the first time ever, I had to make a payment in crypto.

I can now confidently say that crypto payments combine the speed of a dial up modem and the ease of updating the drivers on a 1998 HP Laserjet printer.
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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The Gaza peace signing ceremony was the leaders of the US, Egypt, Qatar, and Turkey going "hey world, you can stop paying attention to this and feeling bad about it now"—without any Israelis or Palestinians participating—and much of the world going "thank you, finally, you guys are the best."
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I can never hear or see something about the extreme right Proud Boys without remembering that "proud boy" is a term for a gelding that doesn't realize it's been neutered and keeps acting like a stallion. So do with that info what you will. *sips coffee*
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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In my life I have insulted many people and I have had many insults levied at me ut nothing has ever hurt like when my cousin's kids were told by their dad I'd be making lunch for them as a special treat and won't that be nice and they immediately started crying
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Dems should promise not only to prosecute the Trump family for enriching themselves at the expense of the country but also to use the tools of government to seize the wealth they’ve illegally accrued during his presidential terms.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/w...
Trump Organization Is Said to Be in Talks on a Saudi Government Real Estate Deal
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Message to all faculty: your expertise is no longer trusted or valued at this so-called “university.”
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM